Amelie has been on a white hair kick lately. The other day we talked about how I am getting a lot of white hair (no gray, just skipping ahead to white) and she was very concerned about this because if I get a head of white hair that means I'll die. She always takes on a sad tone when talking about it. I however have been reassuring her that I don't plan on dying anytime soon.
So tonight while driving in the car, Amelie starts our conversation out and this is how it goes...
A: Mom you are getting a lot of white hair (totally random blurt).
J: Yes I am.
A: That means you're going to die soon and go to Heaven.
B: Pipes in something about yes I'm going to die...
J: Hey don't write me off yet, I don't plan on dying anytime soon!
A: Jesus lives in heaven. You would live with Jesus.
J: Yes that's correct.
A: Jesus Died mom and now lives in Heaven.
J: Yes he does.
A: Jesus is a boy. He has a penis because he's a boy.
J: Yes...yes he does.
A: I don't have a Penis. Only daddy and Ephram have Penis' because they are boys. But I'm a girl so I don't have one.
J: Yes that's correct.
And there you have it, we talked about Jesus' penis. I don't think in my whole life I have ever thought of His penis. But He is a boy. And boys have Penis'.
Oh and just so there is a photo...since I'm terrible at these now days...here is a cute photo of the kidlet...
