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Wednesday, August 30, 2006

IM CONFIDENT THAT I CAN PASS MY INTERNAL MATHS EXAM!!!!!
yes yes yes.. im sure i can do it...
cos i agar agar counted the marks.
quite satisfying...
actually i vry ez contented lahs..
as long as i gt 55% , i boing to the sky.

colie is nice prsn. n she's 'sweet' gal.
she owaes got sweety stuff in her pocket or bag de...
hahahaahahaz..

auntie! dun liddat lehs.
i lyk to say tis sentence..dunno y..
budden i dun dare say..
cos ppl will scold me.. hahahaahz.
or either dey dun understand.
haiz.poor me.

nv tok to pigtake n vampire tdy makes my day man!!!!!!!!
yayayayayayayayayayayaayayayayayayayay!!! im so happy.

what we could have been, 7:02 PM.
Tuesday, August 29, 2006

ARGH!!!
freaking hell stupid IGCSE Internal Maths Paper tmr is killing me!!!!!!!
my parents was watching i not 2pid too jus nw..
and i rmb tis frm the principal.
"u will not lose if u perservere,
u will lose if u quit!!!!"

den i kinda gt tis energy n try to persevere. budden aft half and hour....
i was lyk messing up the papers, my hair..
n was here blogging....
i'll do last min study tmr morn.. cos i go to sch at 12pm.
argh dam it...
do maths do until shivering.. siao lohs..
im trembling vry badly anw.... but no one is online..
haiz haiz haiz.. whr u ppl go?? studying ahs???
shit it.. so tired... cant memorise all the formulas..

what we could have been, 7:13 PM.
Monday, August 28, 2006

IM OFFICIALLY GIVING UP MATHS
RESIGNING TO MY FATE
yes, im not good at maths.. so wad..
i noe im not dumb. but i cant prove tad im not.
i can only see a lil sunlight thru the thick clouds.
so what makes u tink that i can pass the exam.
its on WEDNESDAY 30 AUGUST 2006.

n my idiotic dad is so idiotic. damn him can..
i seriously hate him..
i noe no one wud.but i m...
he tinks tad im so clvr tad i can do everyting..
if i noe i wun ask him for help rites?
n what did i get in the end of asking for help???
nothing but shouting!!!!
n he said tad ive gt tis attitude..
n he says tad he was not strict wif me when im young.
so im attituded now.......
wth lahs.. i dun hav an attitude.
its u who has gt that attitude.
u dun wan teach, dun wan giv me tution, dun wan me fail.
what u wan? u jus wan me to pass. n ur not giving up ur time nor money nor effort for me to pass...
y do i hav to be so independent on doing all the sums n getting all of them correct??
im not clvr enuff to solve them. if i can, den i'll be the setter rites? siao.
i dun nd such a dad ok..
i relly dun understand y wud adults wan children when dey are not prepared to give them full support?? u rather not have one..
u just want ur children to succeed on ur behalf. or u want them to suffer wif u.
selfish parents!!!
cos u scared no one send u off ur last journey!!!

my pigtake-hatred frens r lyk hinting me abt pigtake all the tym.so fun. i love gossiping wif them. shall find one day.. when i spied pigtake n tell them.

thr was tis conv. meeting. but no one voice their ideas. n tis guy got kinda pissed. so he clse the conv. n others(including me) clsed aft him.... its lyk so poortigs. no one is lyk wanting to participate..

WHY DIN HEAVEN GIVE ME A LIL BIT OF TALENT??!!!! n if yes, y din i find it yet?????!!!!

what we could have been, 7:12 PM.
Friday, August 25, 2006

had fun time badmouthing PIGTAKE!!
woohoox!!!!! ><>
went to the lib alone... met my classmate(tara).
did work tgt.
she was waiting for classmates (shaad n zainab) to do china proj.
dey went to hav +'aftn tea'+.
aft tad, 3 of them were discussing abt pigtake!!
i was kinda suprised. tad dey actually hate her to core too.
so we started exchanging gossips abt her..
n dey told me tis," OMG! yolanda!! r u alrite??!! ur usually so quiet, i din noe tad u tok so much n ur such a meano. awesome@@"
n i was lyk.. " yeah. i tok alot when thr's topic..."
hahahahahaz..den we kp on gossiping nonstop.
abt pigtake.. so funni lahs.
we were lyk imagining her being a sc tchr.
her being a 2nd top scientist n commit suiside.
n commit murder.... hahahahaz..


sitting in the auditorium lstning to top strings orchestra tdy... ... ... ... ....
lots of things sudd came to my mind.... ..... ..... ...... ......
everyone ard me have found their goals. or at least sth to add to their CV.
n i've lyk gt none. n im lyk so lost in tis world.
names i mention below if u dunno doesnt matter.
angela found her violin.... gg to perform someday on the big stage...
kelly wanna be a piano tchr.. learning her piano stuff everyday...
tina drawing all her anime, learning frm tchrs.. hope to be a cartoon illustrator...
lucy doing up all her science n learning all her piano stuff... wanna be a doctor...
sarah walking nearer n nearer towards her violinist goals.owaes getting awards....
raymond the famous celloist n pianist in our sch. is gg to b famous.......
yukai is the monitress of class....
pet wanna go for her bio..............
qien so pro at studies..... sumore is vice-cap.
gina gg to murder someone is clverer than her...........
yanyi monitress n cap.... so much cca points into her record.
chris wanna be an accountant......so gd at accounting..
etc.etc.etc. ..........
me lehs??? haiz. lyk none to be proud of.....

everyone found their goals n are striving hard..
feel so dumb at tyms...
jus lyk following ppl ard..

ayumi hamasaki ---->>> seasons

what we could have been, 7:44 PM.
Thursday, August 24, 2006

I HATE A TO THE CORE!!!!
im seriously hell vry vry vry vry hating her.
im nt those ppl who hate ppl for long n for no reason n hate alot of ppl.
if i seriously hate tad person.
she's relly qualified detestable.
i relli say tis," WTF LAHS SHE.F OFF lohs!!!"

she go ard spreading rumours abt me.
no wonder all those ppl link to her looks at me in a weird way.
i suspected it.. but i CFM it tdy.

aft p.e, i was walking wif crazy. behind A. (crazy is A's classmate)
den A's fren ask me " bla bla bla bla?"
i was lyk " NO!"
starting frm tad point i hate her liaos.

cos she simply tells all her frens tad im femme.
wadeva lahs she. go spread n spread n spread.
spread until the whole sch noes.
i dun belif tis sch dun hav a single femme other than me.

she told her fren tad im one. n her fren told her fren. n her fren noes. n her fren went on to tell her fren. and tad prsn is lyk gt quite alot of connections. spread spread spread. at most i go bk to spore when i break down.

walau ehs.. i seriously cant tahan tis type of irritating big mouth ppl can??!!!!!!!!???!!!??!!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!
kns.ccb.F her.lj.n with all the vulgar words, i curse her death.
wads wrong wif her man.... bloody bitch bung.
____________ruin the reputation of bungs only________

what we could have been, 7:43 PM.
Tuesday, August 22, 2006

LOW IMMUNE SYSTEM
im dwn wif a flu agn.
i noe i noe.. i've been lyk taking care of myself vry well i tot.
one thing i cant control is the slping late and cold windy weather.
walau.. i tell u. the wind tdy is so dam cold n strong.
when it blows, u hav to kinda stop or use double ur strength to carry on walking.
n u will shiver when it blows too.
omgs.its not lyk one breeze per 10mins. i walk frm hse to hse is lyk 3-5mins.
n ard 10over strong breezes went pass.... **shivers** (x 100)
tads y will flu lahs. but its mre of COLD.
cos flu usually is gt fever. me no fever mahs. hahahahaz.


ANGMOHS DUNNO THEIR LANG!!!!!!!!!
tis gal asked the tchr," isn't it GOTTEN?"
tchr, " no, its GOT. there is no GOTTEN such word."
gal told tchr," it should be CUNNINGNESS."
tchr," there is no cunningness. only cunning."
boy," miss, what is the meaning of cunning?"
tchr," means mean wif motive. "
boy," oh, miss, can i check the dictionary? i've nv come across tis word b4."
OMGYM! OMFG! their eng is so louya can?! even a singaporean who speaks broken english noe what is cunning n noe the unexistance of cunningness n there is only forgotten. no gotten.
dumb angmohs mans.. still wanna say they r angmohs. dun dey ask themself if they r fit to be one or not??
n tad gal dun even noe wad is decipher.... omgs.. so louya lahs dey all.
excuse mua. tis is simple english. oso not shakespeary eng lahs.. hahahahz..dumb ass.

what we could have been, 6:37 PM.
Monday, August 21, 2006

sorry.but im gg to post another unreasonable post.
tis gal named KELLY CHEN
she is horrid.
she got kinda close to me tis yr...
lyk as in she sticks to me during recess n lunch.
n she walks wif me to classes if we go the same way.
n now, she sticks to lucy!n lisa!
she kp on telling secrets to lisa during lunch.
wich is lyk gross. cos its lyk purposely de.
n pushed me away to sit bside lucy to tok abt music.
n i tried toking to her..
she COMPLETELY IGNORED ME!!!!
y here the ppl all so gt motive one ahs??
its lyk.. she onli sticks to ppl who she has benefits.
reminds me of steph bay anw, i dunno y..
wadeva lahs.. frens r not lyk u say stick n take advantage one lohs.
pls lohs!!!! u nd to have lessons on what is a fren for can?!
idiotic horrid gals..

what we could have been, 7:12 PM.
Sunday, August 20, 2006

im nt here to scold ppl!!!
hurhur..pet.. its only twice.. im nt an angry prsn.
cos im mad.

oh.wait.i've gt sth to scold first.. cramps sux!! made me ache for one half hr.n when i was praying sumre.. dam cham..

ook.. i went temple lahs.. den the YAD ppl ask me help them add ppl.
cos dey lack of ppl to welcome this group of tourist.
we were suppose to sing tis welcome song lohs..
was quite excited to see who is coming..
omgs. my fav!! tamil ppl!!!!!
gt kids n adults n tis monk. vry long nv see tamil le.. excited.
oh..gt tis tamil guy was incharge of filming......
n i tell u.. while i was singing, i was turning here n thr.. bad attitude.
i was jus paiseh to see those tamil ppl lahs..
n tad guy kp on filming.. i paiseh mahs.. O.O

den aft tad, i nd to return the shirt to tis guy.. n he kp on calling me joanna frm mrn.
den he said," aiyah. y i kp on calling u joanna ah? u all 2 same name can le. i wun call wrong."
den i told him," i dun lyk the name joanna. n yolanda is more unique." hurhur. hahaz.

den went inside to chant n my cramps started.. until go for lunch.

aft lunch, someone ask me to pick small stones.. n i was lyk what?!
the instructions wasn't even clear.n i dunno wad to do..
so btr dun anyhw touch..in case make worse..
den K and P ask me go play tt wif them..
n i told them tad i'll go aft i pick stones..
dey were lyk," oh.. stones.haiyahs..leave it lahs. dun care.. "
den i was lyk ookies.. sure. i dun lyk stones anw..
went to the rm for tt. nobody..
den i was tinking of scaring them when dey come in.
siting in tad room.eeeries me sia.. i btr faster come out.
found P. so we started playing first.

my play at first was not bad de lohs.. quite good..
den tis P n K were lyk pros...
aft playing wif P for awhile, i tired le.. start to miss balls..
balls start flying pass me.. my reaction started slowing dwn.
n K came.. he is lyk the most pro...
we took turns.. den i play until nt bad until vry shit.
frm 2/3 until 0/11 hhahahahahahaz.. wadeva lahs.
mdm's stamina not good mahs. i havent been playing for 1yr n 2mths.
den sumre dey praise me when i gt quite a good shot.
as u noe, i started to balloon!!! **poof poof**
%piak% miss. hurhur..
den K told me tad tdy my dressing was nt bad.
n i went **poof poof** too..
i duno y hor..i tend to balloon abit when praised.

den i kp on picking up the ball... pick until vry tired.
i let the ball go roll until it happy.. den i follow it go pick.
2pid ball.make me bend dwn n up.....
den dey all say i dam lazy.. so dey help me pick. hahahaz.
i tink if i play wif pros for long, mayb i'll become pro.
or is i gana tired out by them. hahahahaz..
their ball is fly one lohs! speedball sia.
n dey oso gt cheat one lohs!! ><
nxt tym i cheat oso.budden cheat lyk vry hard...
oh. tad K guy can lean on the table n play wif me..
tads my standard when i was 'dying'....... hahahahahz..

n i owe him a pineapple tart.. hahahaz..
oh. P gal was quite gd lah.. she manage to get 5/sth..
n we gt a pot of tea.. hohox.. K treat..

oh.n K told us tad tad guy who kp calling me joanna...
seems to hav rumours wor.. tad guy n joanna..
fishy fishy.... hees.. gossips.


lstning to yamapi's song.. its nice lohs.. i love it.. all..... yamapi!!!! yanyi.. u good. nvms.. u made me found one i relly like...

what we could have been, 7:42 PM.
Friday, August 18, 2006

PIGTAKE IS A BOOTLICKER + COPYCAT!!!
she's copying lucy n tina.... so unoriginal...
photocopy machine lahs she........
sumre copy le still wanna act humble.
tot ppl cant see ahs? dey jus dun wanna tell u onli.
so cheapskate sumre...... yucks.

rmb at 1st she wasn't willing to speak chinese.. kp on speaking eng.
nowadays, aft lucy came, she started speaking chinese to everyone.
walau ehs!! jus cos lucy speaks chinese to us..
she dun hav to follow rites???????

started bringing delicious food to sch for lunch.
she used to bring jus plain bread + spread n biscuit..
i noe she mus be go kajiao her aunt to make her nice food.

she nvr used her electronic dic last tym.
her reason was," i dun wanna waste batt."
nw?! jus cos lucy owaes use,den she oso kp on using it..
kp in the pocket sumre.. pls lohs! who wanna still ur louya dic.
so old n hard to use.. louya de... give me i oso dun wan.

bought a new sch wind jacket. she used to hav an old one.
she sure see all of us use new one den she vry zibei.
go kajiao her parents giv her $$ to buy new one.

lucy's book is owaes clrful n neat.
her book is so godam messy.. wonder hw she studies man....
n now she starts trying to make the book clrful by using blue & black.
e.g qn in black, ans in blue.......
excuse mua, tad is my way of doing work. u dun hav to copy me ok?
be original lah pls.. dun kp on copying ppl can.(n i dun use blue n black owaes) [so sian]
n she starts borrowing lucy's book hme to copy or sth.
she nv does tad when lucy wasn't here yet.

last tym i owaes ask tina help me draw stuff if gt stuff to draw.
den she oso go ask tina help her draw. wth lahs.

when our sch sells sausage, she will go borrow $ to buy.
n nw she tries to offer to lucy when she noes tad lucy is on diet.
u wanna tempt her to make her as fat as u isit??

tina gt those plastic 'nerd' thick frame specs rites?
den she oso go bk china buy those type de. budden is the dam ugly one.
its lyk transparent frame n red opaque at the side. ewws..... no taste.

she nv used to eat other ppl's stuff.
nw she goes ard cooping ppl's stuff lyk me n tina....
tad vampire oso nw start to coop ppl's stuff..

tad day tina came to sch.. n went hme lyk aft 1/2 hr. cos she gt earache.
it was lucy who accompanied her to the nurse..
nxt day, so happen tad pigtake gt a sore throat. n she went hme 1hr aft sch start.
walau lohs..mus be purposely go make herself sick.. den come to sch..
purposely wan ppl to concern her. jealous lucy nv take care of her.
den she din come to sch for 2days..
n came back to sch tdy in tis dam pale manner tad i feel lyk slapping her.
kp on raising hands asking for tissue n gg to the toilet.
fake sick liddat lohs.. i dun blif she will be so weak lahs.
me sick tad tym oso nv act poor ting liddat.. sumre still can tok play run...
whr gt lyk her.. sick den lyk gg to faint lidddat..
siao... so fake.

kp on bootlicking to lucy n tina.. smack her face.trying to make them lyk her lyk buddies isit? no need. dey alrady treat u as one.

feel lyk hooting them at times lahs.. cant tahan alrady..
y my class gt so many horrible shitass ppl???

den she used to stick to my classmate who speaks eng to her.
nw she totally sticks to lucy... n speaks chinese..
n does wadeva lucy does.
so nice to be lucy's shadow meh???? hw come i dunno..
y do u hav to be ppl's shadow or photocopy machine..
be original lahs.. have some backbone man... idiotic jellyfish.
at least jellyfish is nice.
i jus cant stand pigtake sticking to lucy can?!

hm was amazingly amused by crazy's n my shaker. wth?! its only a pencil shaker. n she actually doesn't even noe hw does in work.. i was lyk =.= n luffing lyk mad.. cos she's lyk kukuer than us for once.. n crazy was trying to explain to her... n hm gt lyk so excited.. so she kp shaking it..
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaz.. make me lmao.

what we could have been, 6:11 PM.
Thursday, August 17, 2006

RACIST !!!!!!! SUCKERS!!!!!!! LOSERS!!!!!!!
wad is the meaning of racist.. i totally understand..
n experienced.. esp to me tis type of typical asians.
anw, i relli hate tad F*** guy can?! hate him to core. kns lohs.
tad guy who told the tchr tad i was lkin fotos at comp lab de..
he find my trouble agn...
purposely hit the ball wif ultimate strength aiming at my nails!!!
argh.. my pathetic nails. its lyk 'internally bruised'.
den i so dam buay song.. tell the tchr..
guess wad the tchr say? instead of sayin, go rest at the side.
she went," ooh.. im afraid u cant do anything abt it.. so pls carry on."
walau ehs!!!!!!!! ass her man....
den i any how play.. anyhw throw. i heck care....
"can u pls bounce properly?"
-( i hit my head lyk 7mins ago accidentally b4 tad guy hit my nails)-
den i was lyk tinking," walau ehs.. my head so pain.. lyk gg to faint..
still standing here trying to play bball u still nt happy wan me bounce properly..
pls lohs.. my finger pain can?!
den i kp on complaining abt her to my classmates..
den dey were lyk saying," haiyah..she's new mahs.."
i heck care her new or old.. she's jus a idiotic asshole tchr..
i hate ppl who make me buay song.. once i buay song them.. dey r my deadly enemies.
RACIST!!!!!!!!! onli bully those weaker asians.

angmoh's common sense n general knowledge gt big big probs we asians oso nv racist them.
y mus dey racist us at sports??? its not fair lahs can???
hate angmohs.. angmohs so wad.. proud ahs.. kns lahs..
our class gt so many asians.. den y mus sway sway pick me? (i dun gt it)
ok ok.. count me sway ok? im sway... can?! happy?!
**=P**

head pain now.. .. .. .. .. poor me.. kor lin dai... .... .....

den during science.. our thomas train oso vry racist can?
me n faked mum kp on raising our hand.. she SAW! n turn away..
divert her attention to some 2pid angmohs who were behaving lyk boars n monkeys.
she kp on asking them to kp quiet. pls lahs tchr!! wake up!! dey dun deserve ur love can?
we r the ones tad need ur attention lohs.. u waste so much saliva n energy on them dey oso turn a blind eye n deaf ear to u.. so y care??? we raise hands means we gt serious probs nd to ask u lahs.. finally she came to us.. lyk almost the end of the lesson.. walau ehs.. RACIST.


haiyahs.. simply said, i wanna go bk sjc.. **SOBSS**

i wan tad guy n his gang gana expelled!!! dey mus be expelled!!! duno y the sch dun wanna expell them.. for godness sake lohs.. their reputation is dam bad lahs..

sgreans so lucky. one united people. regardless of race, language or religion.

what we could have been, 7:29 PM.
Wednesday, August 16, 2006

i've gt nth special to post abt lehs.. lyk everyday seems jus lyk..soooo... bluek.. sucky..
gt lahs..my mufty days pics.. budden the card reader.. haix haix. **faints**

oohyah!! i did my thircal run.. wadeva.i duno hw to spell tad word. running lahs.. up n dwn the slops.... heck maluating can?!
i was 'hiding' tis tupperware of chocs in my pocket.... budden its so pretty obvious.
cos when i run, gt sound.. solid n solid.. hahahahahaha..
den when i was running n eating, apparently some ppl saw, even my TCHR!
n u noe wad the tchr say? "keep it up!" run run.... turn back " r u ok?"
me:" yeah." ***(chewing chocs)***
so shuang.. budden i gt kinda thirsty.
anw, i finished my whole tupperware of chocs during the run...
my timing is 27.45 mins.. hw crap lahs can?!
btw, i was mre attentive to eating the chocs lahs.
n walau ehs!!!!!! asshole the mud lahs.
its jus lyk dirrehoea coming out frm ur asshole when u step on it..
yucks!! eww............................... gross...........................
i hate the mud sia. spoil my mood..
i was lyk "oh shoosh-ing" to myself when i see mud along the way.
hahahaz. i noe im retarded.

faked mum lost her way. cos she was the last, n she dunno whr to go, so she detour.. n was actually faster than me. =.= not fair!><>

i slpt in maths n econs.... too tired alrady. not vry peaceful slp thou.. interupted by tchrs. lucky not students. lucky students din provoke me. or i'll burst.

gg to watch pasta aft xpgly.. ooh.. im addicted to t-drama....... n neglecting my studies.
my maths exam is gg to be in 2wks. n im right here sticking to my comp.
so dead =X

what we could have been, 5:59 PM.
Monday, August 14, 2006

XPGLY ROX!!!!
its nice nice nice nice..
though i dun relli lyk ming dao..
but as for the storyline lahs..
n the way they act.
and their characters...
n new female actors.. sian of 7F n sweety le..
first time hear liyang tok so much.
he is owaes so quiet quiet.. slow slow.. old old de...
hahaahahahaz.. his voice oso lyk no energy liddat..
sounds lyk me.. ahahaha.. muahahahaz..
i lyk their lines n setting too.. hohox.
addicted liaos.
nxt show will be pasta maybe.. or tad rainie one..but tads gonna be long..
my korean fren lending me king n clown.. wonder if i understand anot..
cos its lyk totally no subtitle..wacaus.. tuff sia.. ganbate worx..

what we could have been, 7:26 PM.
Saturday, August 12, 2006

i saw G n A at the sch performing ground tdy!!!!!
omgsomgs.. dey nv go so early...
i went thr at lyk 12.53......
to watch vampire n pigtake perform.. at 12.45...
but i woke up at 12.. so.. i was late...
den nv see their performance lohs......
went bookshop to see some kiddy stuff..
den went starbucks buy mocha, macs buy fries.
den went bk to sit there watch performance.......
omgs!!! G-G-G-G.. budden faked mum wasnt thr.. so i gt noone to tok to...
den i vry excited.. n i sms i dunno isit hm or a... cos their name i save is B1 n B2..
shit lahs.. den i cant rmb who is who.. so i agar agar send to one...
dammit.. den tad prsn reply say,"wad?"
den i was lyk asking isit whoeva.... den tad prsn nv reply..arghh dammit..
aft tad.. at lyk 2..... i told vampire im leaving.. den she lyk nv follow me..
so i walk walk.. ehs.. isit tad A? den lyk we saw ec other..
both of us lyk stare..den i walk away le..
went to take G bkview... tinking i shuld go take A too....
she wasnt thr anymore.. sooo....... tooo bad lahs.

den i was waiting for my parents in frnt of the supamkt..............
walking ard.. OMGYM!! G was wif F-O-U-R guys buying ice cream.
n i took her full back view agn.. i noe i paparazzi no.1 lahs.. heck care.
so flirt lohs she.. tok to them while buying ice cream..
buy finish liao still stand at the shop thr chat... luff sumre.. (smack her)
den she went back to the performing place lohs..

walau ehs.. dammit the suay lahs..
gt tis wadeva chior or singing group lahs...
dey sang one song called " CORAL SEA" yes.doubt it, its jaychou's shan hu hai.......
i feel so goddamit insulted..
the guy n gal both oso cant sing nice.... so louya...
out of tune, out of beat..
dunno hw to sing den dun sing lahs can..
dun throw our jay chou face all the way to NZ can??!!
make us lose face onli...
y?! u all wanna let the kiwis noe tad jaychou sux isiT?????
pls lahs.. make us chinese feel proud of jaychou can???!!
smack their ass off mans.......................**piak**
such a nice song.. dey sing le i vomit intestine lehs..

what we could have been, 7:55 PM.
Friday, August 11, 2006

MY HOUSE!!!

the most left which looks lyk a glass capsule is my stairs, big rectangle glass pane nxt to the capsule is my dining rm, middle window is my living rm, most right window is my parents rm. metal tingy is the garage, nxt to it is extra parking lot.
dining hall!! guess wad can u see from the curtain?





*TADA* this! sea view!!!!!!! enjoy viewing..
nice rites.. i take aft sunset ba.. i tink..







this is wad my garage is used for.. storage. my kitchen. tis is part of it lahs.. stil gt one kpt table opp the sink lahs.. and a bombshelter food stock cupboard.

this is my small little room lohs.dam small rites. nvms.
my livin room lohs.. empty empty de..lyk shit. my toilet lohs... hehex.. wif me lahs. obviously.
my gross tap.. yucks. i see wanna vomit.

MY NEIGHBOURS!!!
look at how big is my neighbour opp me... my nxt nxt neighbour..so dua pai rites?? dun play play lohs.tis is wad i call RICH!! my goddamit richy nb hse...

STRAWBERRY CHEESE CAKE!!!!!!!
The Cheesecake Shop.specialised in c.c --" QUICK GRAB A YUMMY BITE OF IT!!
put ur mouth closer to the screen..come on.... biscuit bottom, cheese middle, jelly+strawbry top.
come closer here!!!! put ur mouth at the cake.. n bite it!! nice?! oops.. i tink is either ur screen gt teeth mark or ur saliva on the screen or ur teeth pain.. hahahahahahahax
=) okies.. tads all!!

what we could have been, 6:42 PM.
Thursday, August 10, 2006

i got loads to blog!!
no.1 papparazzi today!!!
me n my mum!!!!!!!!
lots of fotos of ppl!!!!!!!!!
mufty rox!!
too bad i din take G n A....
vry paiseh.. n i cant find them..
i took all the pics in my hse alrady..
n i zilianed alrady..
just tad i'm rushing my entrepreneur proj.. no time..

what we could have been, 7:26 PM.
Wednesday, August 09, 2006

YO-LANDA DA DA IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
firstly, i wanna say " happy birthay SINGAPORE!!!"
wo men shi xin jia po ren ming ( we're sgreans)
i'll nv 4gt tad........ its our important day, when the nation comes tgt as one.
---> NATIONAL DAY<---


REwind back to last fri_________

tis is just random lahs. btw, i love tis choco.

what a foggy day! its alrady noon. fogs r hell cool.

tis is how a moving lorry lks lyk. my furnitures r 2X tis lorry!! =X

my dad's fren's car... our little stuffs..... its full... ....

tads wad i found at my neighbours hse. a Xmas tree!! dey mus be in a Xmas mood owaes..
siao lohs.. whr gt ppl put tad at tis point of time one.. either is ks/lazy/no plc to kp......


woahs. wad a tiring day. carrying the boxes and unpacking them.. so hungry..
ate subway for lunch n rojak, butter prawns, nonya chap chai for dinner..
i love the butter pawns. its not the fried type.. freaking nice.. if only i brought my camera out..

last thurs gt tis kiwi pity me walk to sch.. so she fetched me.. i reached sch at 8.00am.
i was the first in the gang. first time so shiok... so lil ppl at tad tym in sch lohs.


MONDAY
hm gt 52% for her test i tink.. 1st time i see her gt 50+ for maths lohs....
n she said tad she din noe tad thr was a test.. wadeva lohs..
see her gt so low. i was lyk grinning.. hahahahaha.. meano..
den i kp on suaning crazy... budden all she said was," tad isn't vry nice of u."
i wanna luff when i hear her say tad lohs. i dunno y.. budden relli vry funni.
den hm said tad she broke her clique lohs..
but i saw her wif colie happily toking.. colie so poor tigs..

oh, my mum said tad she asked ZOMBIE(vomitblood fren) if she's a unstr.
n zombie said tad she's not lahs..
den dey went for different class art..
zombie came back n told my faked mum tad 'someone' told her tad Im unstr.
cos zombie said tad 'someone' fren said tad i lyk her...
n zombie asked me if im unstr... "of cos not!!" i dun wanna mess tings up..
and i alrady knew who is tad 'someone', she idiotic lahs.
zombie tot she din tell her name i dunno who ahs.. of cos i noe.. cos im pro.

TUESDAY
someone told me tad if u break wif tad prsn....
n still can remain as frens.....
prob u did not really love tad prsn b4...
i tink tad tis is so dam not true!!!!!
i strongly disagree!!!!!!

tmr is mufty, aka casual wear day....
i'm getting all excited to see.. them... hahaha...
n im so nt gg to pe.. cos i dun wan... shit..
i gtg write note now le... hahahaha..

p.s i watched i not stupid too alrady.. so freakin nice!!!..... hahaha.. tom is cute..

now off to see yamapi. =)

what we could have been, 7:12 PM.
Saturday, August 05, 2006

oops..dead meat agn me now... no more internet agn.
den hw i blog? borrow my aunt's internet lohs..
sian lahs cant maple..... n msn....
wonder how long does it take to make that idiot change the add lohs.
gt so hard meh?? or r u jus slacking loh??!!!
weiweiwei,dun so idiotic lahs.
its jus lyk a drugaddict unable to eat drug.
an alcoholic unable to drink..

ok lahs.my new house is pretty nice.
i cant blog the fotos lahs obviously..
B-U-T!!! i cant stand the TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!
u noe y?? cos its jus damn it freaking gross nia...
i dun lyk it.n i fought wif my parents cos of thetoilet.
its lyk the toilet bowl and the bathrm is separated........ ok nvms..
den the shower cant be turned to wadeva direction u 1 it to spray..
n its now spraying towards the wall.. wich u wan me to stick to the wall n bathe mehs??
the shower sumore cant open bigg or small one lohs.. irritating lehs..
small small liddat hwto bathe rites??????? take so long sumre.
den the water hor, turn until the hottest is jus warm warm onli.. so cold~
wan me bathe until sick ahs....
when wan to off mus turn from hot - cold - off.... wtf rites.......
omgym, i dun even dare to step on the 'floor'... the paint or wadeva alrady peel off lohs.
its lyk ewwwww gross disgusting lahs.. walau ehs.. i hate thetoilet.
!!i cant stand tis freaking toilet!!!

today its raining.... hahahaha.. den so cold... i woke up at one..
ohyeah. i'm youtubing now.. tads the onli ting to do....
internet rox..

oh.my comp the speaker abit siao... its lyk soft soft de. even if its the loudest...
walau loh.. lstn le oso not shuang de lehs..

ytd i carry so many stuff until my nails got scratched. dam it....
oh.n when i went for dinner, i saw tis auntie wearing this top tad is like the moving hse carpet.
den i kp on luffing at her.. dunno if she heard me or not...
den i realise that angmohs r superduper drinkers.. all of the angmohs at the restaurant were drinking... either red or white wine or beer.. sure have alcohol one.. dun hv any single angmoh not drinking...
n gt tis 2 table of ppl stand up 'yum senging' budden dey dunno hw to yumseng....
cos i tink onli sgreans noe how to onli ba...... so funn... owaes at the wedding dinner or gathering den will yumyumyum seng de.. hahahaa... jolly funny..

k lahs.. i duno what to blog abt already..tads it... i dunno when is gg to b the nxt time i blog.. so u ppl takecare hor.. dun miss me too much hahaha..... u all can write letter to me ahs.. more fun..
takes 3 weeks to get here.. haha. sms me btr lah hor.faster.... anw, my add is available frm dork. hahahha. ^^tadas^^ **sobbx** no internet at home..

what we could have been, 12:15 PM.
Wednesday, August 02, 2006


hohox. i noe u all vry interested to see my house of boxes.
so nw, presenting HOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**TADADADA>>**


drawer is empty!!! table is empty!!! (whr did all of them gone?)


tables wrapped, shelfs distorted.... storeroom of boxes..


thr!! all my stuff went here @@ " tis is whr i owaes bang into... sway.." n see, the display cupboard on the right is empty, the chairs cant be liddat normally... n the lugguage..
hahahahahahaz.. tis is scenes of MOB ><>


FUCK TIS FUCKER.. its vulgar.. but who cares.. dun care animre le.....
tis fucker kindly asked me to borrow him a eraser.
n being such a kind-hearted prsn, i lend lahs..
den aft tad, i ask him back for my eraser.........
he went lyk.." oh katie took it.. i tink its with her.. i'll help u ask her."
den i was lyk ok lohs.......
he n katie were lyk walking tgt... nth mentioned abt the ERASER!!
den i ask katie whr is my eraser.. she say, oh.i din take it... its not me..
den i was lyk..walau ehs.. u pro lahs.. push ppl the blame..den tink u can escape ahs...
fuck it lohs... tad 'innocent' look.. freaking pissed lahs.
my eraser is tad pen-type lehs.. walau lohs................ eee keer si lahs.
i swear i swear i swear tad i'm not eva gg to lend ppl my stationery anymore!!!
F***in assholes......
#borrow = steal#


oh.my vomitblood fren actually tinks tad she's happy to tok to my faked mum n pigtake. hahahahahaz..siao.

what we could have been, 7:32 PM.
Tuesday, August 01, 2006

i'm behaving just lyk nth but a sadist..
thr's lyk this weird emptyness in my heart... ~`shivers`~

everything oso too bad too sadd.


ASSHOLE GUY NAMED DANIEL. ASS OFF OKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
walau ehs.. i oso nv offend u whr.. y u wanna find me trouble lohs.
i was gana caught looking at lee jun ki & matsumo jun pictures at wretch blog.
in the comp lab.. we were suppose to do on osmosis......
budden me n my mum is lyk sianned.. so both of us decided to look at cute guys..
den we were lyk.. omgs omgs.. shuai, cool, cute..
den daniel was lyk walking past.. n i tink he saw.....
so he decided to be a 'NICE' guy to tell the tchr!! ><>
oh yeah, pics.
hahahahahaz.. pathetic.


anw, paper cranes r cool. the big ones. hahahaz. one lonely paper crane is me.

what we could have been, 5:08 PM.

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