Hubi brought me to this Tex Mex restaurant in Mid Valley where they serve pretty good fajitas n tortilla. Unfortunately, i find it to be a bit on the pricey side and one fine day decided to try my own recipe based on the taste and ingredients that i see.....

The tortilla is bought in Tesco. The fajitas...... not bad though i find that i still lacked some ummph..... However, basic taste is there..... After cooking only did i realise i could have searched the recipe online and have a better recipe.....

Oh well, what was served is not bad and hubi walloped the plateful of fajitas and requested me to cook again. This time, I'll check online for a better recipe....... Anyone can suggest a good website??? P.S. I want simple cooking, ok.......

Back to Work

Sigh.... I'm back into the work force......

Job #........ lost count

Feeling..... excited yet lazy......

Let's see how it goes. Hopefully this stays and so will my update..... *fingers crossed*

MONOPOLY

I have a very difficult mil.

Initially when we were staying together after marriage, she gave me instructions like I am not suppose to wash my undies with the men cos it's bad luck. I was told to wash them separately in the bathroom..... to which i later discovered that my fil wash her undies for her...... It was also then that i find that there was no peace when i go back to Seremban forthnightly with hubi. I managed to deal with it by separating with hubi. I go back to Seremban ALONE...... and it had since been like that for the past 5 years. Thinking back, hubi only gets to come back to Seremban on 2 special occassions i.e. CNY and Christmas. Apart from these days, if hubi were to come it will trigger some uneasiness.

This year, mil has bring her trantrum a notch higher. On the very first day of CNY, she made a great big fuss over tea ceremony. It is our usual custom to serve tea to my in-laws to get ang pow. When hubi serve her her tea, she started scolding incessantly. It made all of us walking on thin ice and egg-shells. I was very much relieved when the next day came for us to go back to Seremban. (dil gets to go back to their home on 2nd day of CNY). I refuse to go back to my in-laws when hubi was to return after staying 2 days. But...... i had to return to see my in-laws to celebrate the end of CNY on day 15........ to which there was another major outburst.

Chinese people have a saying that 'You do Day 1, I'll do Day 15'. My mil has done it for both days.

Just over the recent weekend, there was another outburst. Seemingly that day was KuanYin Dan (i hv no idea wat sort of day it is but it's something religious). Mil was majorly angry with fil. A big quarrel ensued and breakfast was split into 2 groups. I decided not to go brekkie with mil..... and stayed with fil. I think he took comfort in it. While hubi goes off with mil for brekkie in a nearby vegetarian shop. That night, fil came and stayed with us in our home in Bukit Jalil.

At the rate that things are going, I wonder if i would keep my sanity.

1 Egg Chocolate Cake

I promised a friend this recipe which my mum copied from the internet and made some slight modification. It's a 1 egg cake. Easy and fast to make. Just nice as a dessert for hubi and me.

dry ingredient

4 tbsp flour

2 tbsp cocoa powder

1 tsp baking power

wet ingredient

3 tbsp milk

3 tbsp butter / oil

5 tbsp sugar

1 egg

splash vanilla

3 tbsp chocolate chips (optional)

Sieve the dry ingredients. Mix the wet ingredient together in a big mug. Mix it well. Texture will be quite runny. Pour in the dry ingredient and mix well. Add chocolate chips (if desired).

Pour batter into a baking pan and voila it's ready to go into a steaming pot. I like to steam it rather than bake. So, steam it for 15 mins. Poke a chopstick and if it comes out clean, it's ready.

You may replace a banana if you don't fancy chocolate. :)

Sharing: Mature Lady Driver

A mature (over 65) lady gets pulled over for speeding....

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license, please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see... Can I see your vehicle registration papers please...

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner...

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see...

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, 5 police cars circled the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

Sharing: God Does Not Exist

A man went to a barber shop to have his hair and his beard cut as always. He started to have a good conversation with the barber who attended him. They talked about so many things and various subjects.

Suddenly, they touched the subject of God.

The barber said, "Look man, I don't believe that God exists as you say so."

"Why do you say that?" asked the client.

"Well, it's so easy, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God does not exist. Oh, tell me, if God existed, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be no suffering nor pain. I can't think of a God who permits all of these things."

The client stopped for a moment thinking but he didn't want to respond so as to prevent an argument.

The barber finished his job and the client went out of the shop. Just after he left the barber shop he saw a man in the street with long hair and beard (it seems that it had been a long time since he had his cut and he looked so untidy). Then the client again entered the barber shop and he said to the barber, "Know what? Barbers do not exist."

"How come they don't exist?" asked the barber. "Well I am here and I am a barber."

"No!" the client exclaimed. "They don't exist because if they did there would be no people with long hair and beard like that man who walks in the street."

"Ah, barbers do exist, what happens is that people do not come to me."

"Exactly!" affirmed the client. "That's the point. God does exist, what happens is people don't go to Him and do not look for Him. That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world."

Sharing: Nine Dolphins or Intimate Posture

Research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such scenario.

What they will see are the nine dolphins.


Additional note: This is a test to determine if you already have a corrupted mind. If it is hard for you to find the dolphins within 6 seconds, your mind is indeed corrupted. :)