Hello and welcome to the super duper most offical dave♥jade headquarters for the Homestuck Shipping Olympics! If you're here it's probably because you're sooooo coooooooool. Alternatively, you just love the beautiful miracle that is made when you smash together the coolest coolkid with the derpiest derpgirl.
GG: pretty smooth dave TG: yeah i know GG: shades for everybody GG: 8) 8)
Here at Team Dave/Jade, we like to lay down the law like a cool kid lays down sick fires, and as such we have some very official rules that are to be followed at all times!
1 × always be cool 1a × in the event you cannot be cool, be adorable 1b × in the event you can be neither cool nor adorable, why are you even here???
2 × dave/jade is beautiful 2a × and you're beautiful too!!
3 × destroy all opposition!! 3a × no mercy!!!!! 3b × unless they're cute :3 3c × but not too cute
4 × be the best dave/jader you can be! (spoilers you already are)
GG: you just keep getting smoother, i cant handle all this smoothness
Want to contact our Palhoncho/Co-Friendleader, or a team member? See THIS POST! these are our competitors! crush them under your mighty fist, or make kissy faces at them! we don't judge here.