duties of group members include keeping mike away from any sort of scissors or razors, providing mike with constant encouragement in regard to his luscious locks, ensuring that mike's hair is being combed and/or brushed 24 hours a day including any time mike spends sleeping or in the restroom, providing mike with fajitas so his beautiful hair has nourishment enough to grow healthy and strong, and generally supporting mike in his rather forced decision to not cut his hair. in addition, mike must put a quarter in the NOTGONNACUTIT jar every time he mentions the cutting of hair.