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After much debate the Ole Miss Rebels have finally decided on a new mascot. After Admiral Ackbar was unceremoniously dropped from the running, the Ole Miss Selection committee settled on three finalists : Rebel Land Shark, Black Bear and Hotty Toddy. Thankfully, due to write in ballots, all three lost to.... Cigar Guy.

Ok maybe I lied yesterday when I said I had my fill . I'm kind of looking forward to building up The Map of Tiger from 4 to infinity.

Seriously? The Defensosaurus Rex is a Crier ? That's not very intimidating.

Boomer and Carton said they wanted a centaur photo and that first person that got them a pic got tickets. And I was bored so here it is... It's more paint masterpiece than photoshop, but oh well. Click on it to expand.

A certain Angels blog has been crying ludicrous conspiracy theories over the past few days. The audacity of these theories was chronicled well this morning by friends of the blog, Fack Youk . What this Angels blog and Fack Youk missed was the obvious conspiracy, the Yankees are winning on the back of DiMaggio in the Outfield.

That is all.

Now on a serious note, that looked like it was incredibly painful. Ripping your hamstring completely off the bone does not sound like fun. Yay for the Mets top notch training staff.

One thing I noticed when I was browsing through the ole NCAA tournament pictures on ESPN.com after the first few rounds was that there was a ridiculous amount of pictures of coaches yelling. In fact you could find a picture of basically every single coach screaming at their players or the refs or their MILF wives. So I decided to take on a new challenge and try to make a little collage photo of all the NCAA coaches yelling. The image below is 65 NCAA Coaches all screaming at someone. *Almost all of the pictures I used were actually from the NCAA tournament. A handful of pictures were from a respective conference tournament and a handful were from google images. The only coach I could not find any picture of was Danny Kaspar of Stephen F. Austin. I replaced him with George Blaney the UConn assistant that coached in the opening round.

I'm not sure the Royals signing Sir Sidney Ponson is going to work out that great for them. He looks quite large.

It fits him well.

The Nuts of Barry Bonds might be subject to view in his trial . This is how I imagine they present the case afterwards.

It looked as if Joe Pa was going to beat the arrow of Hawkeye for the majority of the afternoon, but alas Hawkeye was resilient. And at the last minute Hawkeye intercepted the floating duck, drove down the field and and shoved the arrow through Joe Pa's heart at the last second... And the greater good has been served.

Wow, Man U would look really good sprinting up and down the Field with Ben Bernanke emblazoned on their jerseys. And with AIG getting 85$ Billion (with a B) from the Fed perhaps it should happen.

That is the effect that the Olympics had on Jamaica. Barbara Blake Hannah, a special consultant to the Ministry of Information, Culture and Sports, said: “Sports is one thing that holds Jamaica together. I heard that on the day of Bolt's 100 metres, no one here was killed. Even murder took a holiday for him.” Times Online

T-Shirt Hell (Not Really His Sponsor)

RBI MACHINE JOSH HAMILTON OF COURSE.

The Public Rejects G and instead votes for Desperate Housewife. Make G sad. Very sad.

All He needs is to choose from one of the many fine mustache options below. Or he can go with the Bonds rookie mustache. Just choose one Barry and instantaneously teams will be begging for your services.