Dinsey On Ice

Sunday, March 20th 2011 we took Logan to Disney On Ice. His girlfriend Mia came of course. Logan was a little upset because it didn't have Cars in this show. When he showed up he saw all the little girls in fairy out fits and princess costumes and, needless to say, he was a bit angry

I could be wrong but I think he is calling me a bad name in his mind.

AND THEN..... Jack the skeleton king came out and this was Logans face!!!

This is us watching Buzz Lightyear

We had a blast!

What the What?

What?

Sexually transmitted diseases are not funny

Saturday night, me and Lance went out to a friends birthday party. My sister and her BF Mike came as well. It was a good night, I even attempted to ride a bull!

Lance tipped the guy to start the bull on the fastest speed and I was bucked off in .004 seconds. The video ABOVE is of my second try. So I'm probably not going to make any money bull riding but whatev, no biggie.

While all this was going on, Mike got a hold of my phone and decided to post something on my facebook which said the following:

"Ass warts again?! Really!!!???"

I didn't notice this post until late that night on the way home and I couldn't delete it because the blackberry facebook app doesn't allow such things.

So the next evening was a family dinner for my birthday, and since my family is full of asses they took the ass wart comment and ran with it. My little sister Alyse got me and nice large Mumu to act as a naturaly birth control/infection control:

She also got me this cute card which she laughed for ten minutes over. She is pretty clever lol!

It says "For your birthday, I grew you a cat."

Next, Kelly's present was some money designated for ass cream, if you can't read the writing it says, "For ass wart use only!!!" She also got me a small tube of medication. Such a nice sister. What a great fun family I have! They are all for sale on KSL, so make me an offer for my group of assholes!