Ok this is how it works. You know when your life sucks so bad that you just have to laugh and say "well.. you know it's bad when [insert embarassingly bad situation here]" just to make yourself feel better? Well this is the place to do it.
There is ONE rule. Every post must be in this format you know it's bad when [insert embarassingly bad situation here]
For example. You know it's bad when your ducks have a better sex life than you do.