Title: Even Now...
Disclaimer: (n) A statement disclaiming something, especially responsibility.
Pairing: Sakurai Emiri/Ayase (sort of)
Rating: G
Word Count: ~650
Notes: I'm willing to bet that ONE person who on my member's list knows what the hell I'm talking about when I say this is an older Sakurai Emiri/Ayase 'fic. Which is okay, because that one person is to whom I promised I'd write this. Even if it is kind of lame. I'M SORRY capncosmo orz

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Title: Right Back to You: Chapter Twelve
Disclaimer: (n) A statement disclaiming something, especially responsibility.
Pairing: none
Rating: R
Word Count: ~9800
Notes: お待たせしまいました。 I'm sorry to have kept you all waiting, but at last, at loooooooong last, this Ridiculous Thing has finally come to an end. It started out as something that was supposed to be a light and fluffy NaNoWriMo two years ago. It has been a long journey of crazy and twisted wannabe Victorian melodrama, but it is done. I can only hope you’ve enjoyed your time with it even a little.

Major thanks to nande_daiyo and maiaide for their betaing.

You, uh, might want to reread/re-skim some of the story before reading this. It has been that long since the last chapter.

( Sho took Nino to Jun’s chambers so he could meet with Aiba – as Sho’s original intention had been.Collapse )

Title: The Great Johnny's Relay (How Hina Got His Tupperware Back)
Rating: G
Appearing: Ikuta Toma, Kamenashi Kazuya, Kato Shigeaki, Maruyama Ryuhei, Matsumoto Jun, Matsuoka Masahiro, Murakami Shingo, Nagase Tomoya, Ninomiya Kazunari, Nishikido Ryo, Ohno Satoshi, Shibutani Subaru, Takizawa Hideaki, Tegoshi Yuya
Word Count: ~4300
Notes: I tried to go the humor route, but it's been pointed out that humor is not so much my thing, so I hope you will all find it even a little bit funny. The sad thing is? Figuring out the relay order was the hardest part. I made five separate lists. orz

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Title: If Cats Could Talk, They Wouldn't
Pairing/Group: Aiba Masaki/Ninomiya Kazunari
Rating/Warnings: R; fellatio and masturbation
Word Count: ~8300
Summary: Aiba Masaki finds a boy.
Notes: Finally remembered to repost this from the je_fqfest. XD; The title is taken from a Nan Porter quote, and has very little to do with the story. Oh, and if the writing reminds you of say, a poor attempt at Conan-Doyle's style, it's because I was reading Sherlock Holmes at the time. Many thanks to dmajor7th for betaing and my roomie for giving me the ending.

( Aiba Masaki perched on the sill of a heavily draped window, looking out at the sun-warmed garden.Collapse )

Title: Phone Sex is Sometimes Really the Only Answer
Disclaimer: (n) A statement disclaiming something, especially responsibility.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Arashi/Arashi
Word Count: ~2500
Notes: Written for the prompt Phone Sex...In the same room on the spring smut meme. Because I keep forgetting to repost these things. 8Db

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Title: Bear With Me
Disclaimer: (n) A statement disclaiming something, especially responsibility
Rating: PG
Pairing: Okada Junichi/Ninomiya Kazunari
Word Count: ~1200
Notes: Written for a the prompt Nino accompanying Okada to give out home-made wood carved bears back in a February anonymeme. Also, I really wanted to call this Poisoning Pigeons in the Park, but couldn't justify the non-connection, so you get a ridiculous pun instead. l-lol

( Nino could have been surprised when Okada Junichi showed up on the proverbial doorstep of his apartment in Meguro (seeing as he didn't actually have a doorstep)Collapse )

Title: Johnny's Rainbow Room
Disclaimer: (n) A statement disclaiming something, especially responsibility.
Rating: PG
Pairings: none/various implied
Word Count: ~2900
Notes: Written for the mostly fail!meme, with a prompt that went like this:
Who I want: Ninomiya Kazunari/Sakurai Sho
What I want: One is a host and the other is a customer.... you choose. The dirtiness and outcome is up to you.
Looked over by gimmick_game.

( It was with some serious chagrin that Sho entered the dimly lit and overdone hallway of Johnny's Rainbow Room.Collapse )

Title: Snippits
Disclaimer: (n) A statement disclaiming something, especially responsibility.
Rating: PG
Pairing: Various/None
Notes: Written at the prompting of kotobayori. Mostly because I haven't written anything in a while. 25 words was a lot easier than I thought it'd be, actually, which probably means I did something wrong.

Step 1: Write down the names of 10 characters.
Step 2: Write a fic of twenty five words for every prompt, using the characters determined by the numbers. Do NOT read the prompts before you do step 1.

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Title: Perfect Life
Disclaimer: (n) A statement disclaiming something, especially responsibility.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Sakurai Sho/Sakurai Kazunari. (Yes, I do mean that.)
Notes: The third of my four kink meme reveals. This one was written for the following prompt INCEST. HOT SMEX. Sho is in love with his younger brother Nino and he is at his limit. and got probably me the most capslocked comments I've ever gotten in my life. It was awesome. XD As with the other two, I've read this over a few times, but it's not your next Pulitzer winner.

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Title: First Come, First Serve
Disclaimer: (n) A statement disclaiming something, especially responsibility.
Rating: PG
Pairing: Ninomiya Kazunari/Ikuta Toma
Notes: Several firsts in the strange relationship of one Ikuta Toma and one Ninomiya Kazunari. A late reveal; this was also written for the kink meme, with the prompt: First kiss. And...other firsts. It never actually got around to smut. Given several read overs but not really refined because they're comment 'fic bits.

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( First Date (prologue)Collapse )

( First Date (the actual thing)Collapse )

( First Confession (read: Make Outs)Collapse )

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( First Time Sleeping Together (Sort of)Collapse )