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25 May 2012 @ 05:49 pm

MASTERPOST


This is the master post for all of my fanfiction. Click on the title of each story to read. Please do not steal or re-post my work on other websites. If reading fanfiction that includes real people, do not send links to their twitters or other social networks. Thank you, and I hope you enjoy!
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Current Music: skinny love (cover) -- birdy
Current Mood: blah
 
 
02 October 2013 @ 05:32 pm

I'VE MOVED
My new account is bloomingbones. This account will no longer be updated, but the fic will not be deleted. Thanks!
 
 
 
Title: instead, i took care of you
Author: seemslikeaporno
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Scott/Stiles
Rating: T
Summary: Stiles just needs to know that his best friend is still there. | Set during the Motel California episode. (Words: 1,300~)
Disclaimer: This didn't happen and I don't profit from this.

Notes: Read here or at ao3.
( The bus is rickety.Collapse )
 
 
Current Music: colly strings -- manchester orchestra
Current Mood: tired
 
 
05 July 2013 @ 04:57 pm
Title: you've got the love
Author: seemslikeaporno
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Cat/Sam
Rating: G
Summary: “Well, yeah. I like taking pictures of us,” Cat says, smiling sweetly. “You’re my favorite person!” | Or, Sam and Cat find out that some of the kids they babysit assume they're a couple. (Words: 1,400~)
Disclaimer: This didn't happen and I don't profit from this.

Notes: A prize for biketest, winner of the seven little somethings challenge at sam_and_cat.

( “Cat!” Sam calls, fiddling with the settings of the oven with very little luck.Collapse )
 
 
Current Music: that's what's up -- edward sharpe & the magnetic zeros
Current Mood: accomplished
 
 
 
18 June 2013 @ 09:03 pm
Title: gentlemen in training
Author: seemslikeaporno
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Harry/Niall
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sexual content (grinding, masturbation), dirty talk, alcohol use.
Summary: “Shouldn’t this be weird?” Niall goes on to ask, laughing a little breathlessly. He chances a look at Harry’s face, half-smile caught on his mouth, cheeks flushed redder than normal, and Harry can’t imagine what he means. | Or, Niall rides Harry's thigh. (Words: 2,700~)
Disclaimer: This didn't happen and I don't profit from this.

Notes: Based off of this. I take no responsibility for my actions.

(  It’s one in the morning and it’s a hotel night and there’s alcohol, which are three things that should never collide while the boys are on tour.Collapse )
 
 
Current Music: eat that up, it's good for you -- two door cinema club
Current Mood: energetic
 
 
 
17 June 2013 @ 09:40 pm
Title: baby, i know
Author: seemslikeaporno
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Cat/Sam
Rating: G
Summary:  Cat reaches the motorcycle before Sam does, swinging a leg over and dropping into the front seat. She grips the handlebars lightly and pretends she’s driving it, making vroom-vroom noises under her breath. Sam approaches swiftly, lying her hand over the top of Cat’s to stop her from squeezing the clutch before everything else is ready. (Words: 1,800~)
Disclaimer: This didn't happen and I don't profit from this.

Notes: Written for a prompt on sam_and_cat. All the information about motorcycles I learned from these videos.

( “Sam?” Cat asks, wringing her hands together as she approaches, stopping short of the fold-out sofa instead of hopping on it and curling close to her roommate.Collapse )
 
 
Current Music: skinny love -- bon iver
Current Mood: happy
 
 
 
27 April 2013 @ 02:20 pm
Title: Until I Feel Nothing
Author: seemslikeaporno
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Beck/Tori
Rating: T
Warnings: Alternate universe, overall themes of depression.
Summary:  “I googled ‘inconspicuous ways to run away’ and someone wrote ‘train’ and I figured it was worth a shot.” If he wasn’t staring directly at her, Tori could possibly pretend that he was merely talking to himself. But. “Think anyone is going to follow us?” He goes on to ask, now trifling through his duffel bag and pulling out a book. (Words: 2,300+)
Disclaimer: This didn't happen and I don't profit from this.

( “I didn’t even know trains were still a viable means of transportation.”Collapse )
 
 
Current Music: float -- the neighbourhood
Current Mood: accomplished
 
 
Title: baby, come over here (and ride it out)
Author: seemslikeaporno
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Harry/Liam
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sexual Content (penetrative sex, unprotected sex, fingering, masturbation, riding), dirty-talk (use of the word "slut"), slight d/s themes.
Summary:  Liam knows that Harry’s been gagging for his cock all day -- it’s a hotel night, and the most Liam and Harry can manage on the bus are messy handjobs and infrequent blowjobs in the loo when the other lads are in the lounge -- but he hadn’t realized how desperate Harry actually was until now, until he dragged Liam back into the hotel room and begged to ride him as soon as the door clicked shut. (Words: 2,100+)
Disclaimer: This didn't happen and I don't profit from this.

Notes: Written for this prompt at the kink meme, which essentially says: Harry rides Liam. So, as you've probably assumed, this is literally just smut. You're welcome. // You can read below or here on ao3.

( "You think you're ready for me?"Collapse )
 
 
Current Music: switzerland -- daughter
Current Mood: mellow
 
 
 
Title: you've got something everybody wants
Author: seemslikeaporno
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Jade/Robbie
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sexual Content (fingering, handjobs, penetrative sex), stripping, mild dirty talk.
Summary: He feels strangely sobered despite all he’s had to drink, and although his mind is fuzzed at the edges, there are visions in his head that are sharp, like the look in Jade’s eye, the color of her lips. He remembers her so vividly that he’s having trouble believing he was drunk at all. (Words: 5,200+)
Disclaimer: This didn't happen and I don't profit from this.

Notes: A gift for jesuscaryshutup. Excuse any typos and/or bad jokes (although I don't think I have any obviously terrible jokes in this one...), and just ignore the fact that Jade is somewhat out-of-character. Hope you like it!

( Robbie really, really doesn’t want to go.Collapse )
 
 
Current Music: novacane -- frank ocean
Current Mood: pleased
 
 
08 March 2013 @ 06:45 pm
Title: fists full of glitter
Author: seemslikeaporno
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Harry/Louis
Rating: R
Warnings: Underage (Harry is 17, Louis is 12), sexual content (hand jobs), mild dub-con.
Summary: “I don’t really, er. Have anyone to worry,” Louis says, voice small, “I - I’d feel safer here. With you.” He speaks so quietly that Harry seems to be straining to hear him. “If that’s alright?” He adds self-consciously, worried that Harry will send him away. (Words: 8,400+)
Disclaimer: This didn't happen and I don't profit from this.

Notes: Based off of this prompt at the kink meme. Also: Louis is not, like, a normal-sized fairy? He's pretty much the same size as a human twelve-year-old boy, because I couldn't imagine this working any other way. I really don't know what I'm doing, so I apologize in advance if this sucks. You can read below or here on ao3.

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Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: boy -- ra ra riot