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[11 Apr 2009|02:05pm] |
Five word imperative phrases ending in the word 'bitch!'
For old school fun. :D
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[12 Sep 2008|06:12pm] |
First of all,
MY SOLO:
Let's ignore the part where I forgot the words.
Second of all,
Our songs for this semester.
This awesome version of Eitz Chaim Hee by a band called Mah Tovu. In the words of Danny, "this song is AWESOME! We get to modulate!" (but seriously, it's awesome).
AND...AND i'm so psyched for singing this....
(ignore the crazy video. Just imagine 16 jews singing this a capella style).
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| Exams :( |
[10 Dec 2007|12:36pm] |
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Good luck on exams everyone! I hope y'all do wonderful and amazing! Don't stress out too much and remember to....
pat the bunny!
<3 amooray
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[25 Sep 2007|02:45pm] |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KARENIOOOOOOO!!!!!
Lunch was amazing! I hope you continue to have the best day EVER! You're TWENTY now... while Alex and Caelie are practically still in middle school. ;P
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE WORLD'S BEST YABBA DABBA DOORAY!!
The Ace Bang (yes, I'm speaking for everyone, so if you disagree, leave a comment and I'll retract my statement) wishes you an amazing twentieth birthday...
(...you geezer.)
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[14 May 2007|06:00pm] |
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...yo, bitches!
The Quotes Page is UPDATED!!! What better way to start off the summer? CLICK HERE AND LET THE HILARITY ENSUE!
So it was a weird update because it felt like I had very few quotes for very few people. Which only means that WE NEED TO BE FUNNIER, GUYS.
I think my favorite from this batch might be: "Kay, take your hands out of your pants, you look like a middle schooler." Unfortunately, neither Karen nor myself can recall what the hell she was talking about. :( Whatever, context is for the weak.
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[01 Jan 2007|12:14pm] |
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Ace Gang sleep over! SWEET!
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[13 Oct 2006|09:40pm] |
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For Alexio, since she's been getting all the good trays, too.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
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[08 Aug 2006|04:44pm] |
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KISS THE CLOCK.
Anyways, I thought you fine females would be interested to know that there's officially a QUOTES PAGE UPDATE!!
Hopefully that brightened your afternoon.
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[17 Jun 2006|03:20pm] |
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Hello, my lovelies && welcome back!
I hope you all had a wooooooonderful time in Disney World and that you were safe and didn't get assaulted by Mickey.
Let's hang out soon, k? <333 LOVE YOU ALL.
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[08 Jun 2006|06:20pm] |
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So I've been meaning to tell you guys this forEVER, and then I saw it again today and it reminded me.
Okay, so have you guys heard of the movie The Perfect Man? It's really stupid and stars Hilary Duff and Heather Locklear. Carson Kressley [from Queer Eye] is in it, too. Naturally, he's the best part of the film.
Anyway. It's set in New York and to make a long story short, in one scene all these construction workers come into the restaurant where Carson's character bartends, and they're watching tv and one of them asks Carson if he likes the Jets/is a Jets fan/whatever. And what does Carson say?
Oh my God, hello! I live for West Side Story.
HOW PERFECT IS THAT?!??!?!? It made me die, and I knew you guys [well, okay, Kare and Alex] would love it too. :D
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[28 Mar 2006|06:15pm] |
I was searching for the community and I definitely started to type  theacebang.
Oy.
It's going to be a long week.
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[26 Mar 2006|07:40pm] |
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So I'm a sheep. Baa.
Can
You Open My Safe?
(View
Your Safe's Stats)
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| How old I was when I played softball. |
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| My favorite number plus twenty. |
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| How old I was when I became REALLY obsessed with Buffy. |
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If you get the joke, it's really funny/easy. Otherwise, oops. :||||
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[17 Feb 2006|06:00pm] |
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QUOTES PAGE UPDATE!!!!
There are some old ones, too, so you'll have to scroll back as well. My favorite new quote?
"I don't know what that is, but I'm closing my legs a little tighter now." AHAHAHAHAHA. ♥
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[15 Feb 2006|05:15pm] |
26. Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
27. Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
28. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
29. Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
30. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.
31. The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
32. Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
33. Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
34. Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
35. Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
36. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
37. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
38. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
39. Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.
40. Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
41. In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
42. Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
43. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
44. Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
45. Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
46. The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
47. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
48. According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
49. Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
50. Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face
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[08 Feb 2006|08:35pm] |
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Well ain't that the truth. :P
ETA: AHAHAHAHA.
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