Title: Forty Diamonds
Author: potteresque_ire
Pairing: HP/DM
Total word count: ~6,600
Rating: NC-17 (woo hoo!!!)
Warnings: Thinly disguised PWP. Sounding / Prince’s Wand.

Author's Notes: Happy 40th birthday, Calanthe! I hope this year and the ones beyond are eons better than the last, blessed with good health and filled with joy; may the months be buried under mountains of porn and the days interwoven with forests of cocks! I’ve known you for a relatively short time (a year this month), but I greatly admire your strength, wit and dedication to your friends and fandom. Then, of course, there are your fics — I still can’t find proper words to describe my feelings towards the Mudhoney Trilogy; it’s such a wondrously complex character study and psychological analysis that a simple SQUEE just can’t do it. This ficlet is my little present for you — your LJ is where I ended my lurking stage because it felt so … comfortable, your posts made me think thinky (and porny) thoughts and I’ve gained so much from fandom since then. I hope you enjoy it. Adámas—that’s exactly the way I’ve imagined you. Many thanks to AM for the beta! *Hugs*

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Happy Birthday, Dear Calanthe! :)

I've been thinking, for several days, about what to post here. Today at work it came to me, cleverly inserted in my daily e-mail summary of New York Times headlines.

If you find it half as entertaining as I did, I'll consider it a win. :)

*hugs!*




[Also, I'd post the link to the article, but since I'm not sure how long the Times will permit access, I figure it's safer to cut and paste.]

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Happy Birthday! You're an incredible woman, and I count myself lucky to know you. Graphics and pr0n have been pretty well represented, so I bring you a Birthday Haiku! and the colourful hearts display a) love and b) a distraction from amateur haiku skills :)

Calanthe, everyone's
Goddess of porn and always
Wonderful woman!

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

You are not only an amazing writter but an amazing brave human being. Hope this day is wonderful and congratulation.
 
I bet you look really awesome with your new hair cut ;)

much much love darling

hppyflwr

Happy Birthday Comments



Happy Birthday Comments

Happy Birthday darling!!! You are one of my favorite authors, and just a wonderful person, and a great mommy!!! I hope this birthday is wonderful!

I hope you have a wonderful Birthday Cal! Take care of yourself and your little sweetheart.

Dear Cal,

I hope you have a very lovely 40th birthday with your loved ones. I know, and I'm sure pretty much everyone now knows, that you are getting one spectacular gift this year.

I hope, if you can tear your eyes of the sparklers for a few moments, that you'll enjoy your gifts here too and know how much many of us value having you around here on LJ.

I've said a million times how much I enjoyed collaborating with you last year. I hope we have the opportunity again some time.

This is just a little starter gift, because I'm not sure I'll have time to do much more before your birthday, but I hope you like it, some filth, just for you ♥

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