Muffy and White Rain's Crack

AT LEAST IT WASN'T MONTHS LIKE LAST TIME.

Blood and Flowers - 18/?
( lots of sex. it has iroh and gai. what did you expect?Collapse )

I’m really sorry about being so late. But real life stuff came up.

Blood and Flowers - 16/?

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Oh god, what the hell did I just write? I’m not even cruel enough to blame ew_younerd for this, even though she inspired me. Um, this is OC/Sasuke, Kishimoto/Sasuke, Neji/Gai, Kakashi/Sakura/Naruto/Sasuke and Gai/Sasuke. Crack. Deliberately Bad Angst. Vague porn.

Is there a special hell for me?

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“And this… Kishimoto,” the doctor said, tapping his pen in on clipboard, “Says that he knows how to give you power to kill your brother?”

Sasuke gave him a sharp nod.

“What does he have you do?”

“Make my uke face,” Sasuke said, a faint blush appearing on his cheeks.
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( Pillow/Sasuke againCollapse )
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( more pillow/sasukeCollapse )
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( Naruto: 305 satireCollapse )
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( Naruto: Lee/SasukeCollapse )

( Sasuke on Bleach fandomCollapse )
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( t00by NaruSasu love... and OrochimaruCollapse )

Untitled
By: (Yami) White Rain
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Summary: Sasuke lost a bet, and Naruto gets to top! Crack.

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Guys, I'm really sorry this is so late. I was lazy. But here it is, chapter 14!

Blood and Flowers 14/?

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Contemplate
By: (Yami) White Rain.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Animorphs.
Notes: Happy Birthday, talymil! Sorry it’s a little late.
Summary: This is the touching story of when the Animorphs and Naruto cast meet and have some enlightening conversations and insights and learn new things about each other and themselves. Or total crack! Look underneath the underneath to figure it out.

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Protégé
By: (Yami) White Rain
Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible or Naruto.
Pairing: Shego/Sasuke, sort of
Summary: Drakken gave her a shocked look. “Of course. It would be rude to buy supplies for my new protégé!”
Warnings: Crack and some mild smut.

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