1-st Place Ethical Winners of Best Pub Team - we lost but in our minds we won award"(2023)
2-nd Place: 1v1 baking contest, no hands allowed, only knees (2023)
2-nd Place: ( Contest of Elderly Pros L4D2: 2050 Year ) Road races of Professional grandfathers in wheelchairs in Texas with anime music 4v4 ez match
1-st Place: German Bathroom Pillow War 1v1 2020 ( vs Angela Mercel )
2-nd Place: African Competition 2021 - Speed Race With a Brick on Your Head ( Black Racers Team )
2-nd Place: Bunny Hop Competition on Mount Everest 2024 ( 4v4 vs Gagarin's Clan )
1-st Place: Rap Battle in North Korea 1v1 ( the competition was called - Try to Win Kim and not go to Jail XD )
2-nd Place:1v1 karaoke 2019 freddie mercury songs
2-nd Place: Australian Kangaroo Riding 4v4 ( Canberra contest 2022 )
1-st Place: Sledding on the Island of the Papuans 2020 ( Competition - Try to survive :D )
1-st Place: Best L4D2 Tournament of the World! ( Pacific Shark Back Racing 2021 )
1-st Place: Winter Escape From Bears in the Russian Forest 4v4 ( i made 999+ velocity XD )
2-nd Place: Frying Pan fight against Feminists 2020 ( Washington Tournament 2v2 )
3-rd Place: ( Bloodletter Tournament 2021 in EU ) Spring Football with a hedgehog instead of a ball
1-st Place: 10v10 Massive hide and seek game with raping 2028 ( I won and the losing team was raped )
2-nd Place: Search for the lost Venezuelan child on the Dark Carnival Map ( I accidentally sold child to Mongolia and got 500 bucks lol )
2-nd Place: Dance like Putin on louboutins ( Contest in the bunker of Putin's palace 2021 )
1-st Place: ( 1v1 20 season ) shooting in a cheap transfer of cooking village potatoes in Chernobyl
2-nd Place: Drunken Christmas Celebration with songs on the thin ice of the North Pole @ I won
3-rd Place: (I almost died :D ) high-speed construction of a multi-storey building near the volcano ( Tourney - Last Fireworks )
1st place - U.K Masterchef Season 10
1st place - Cheese Rolling Race @ Gloucester, England 2020 Edition
2nd place - [4v4] Underwater Hockey Match (Paris, or was it Baghdad, i can't remember XD)
2nd place - [10vs10] Horse raping contest (clan: NRG FAGGT)
2nd place - [4v4] Mexican Dwarf Tossing (clan: PUTIN-CHANS)
1st place - (i survived) Golf match in landmine field
3rd Place : Presto's Sister FanClub (NA) - thanks napoli (2024)
🧟 1st Place: Zombie Karaoke Tournament (2024) – Song of choice: "Don't Stop Me Now" as tank spawns mid-verse
🪖 2nd Place: Best Team Strategy in a 4v4 (2023) – Achievement Unlocked: “Everyone Sprint to the Safe Room and Hope No One Dies”
🚑 1st Place: Ambulance vs. Charger Race (2025) – Hosted on Blood Harvest, winner gets a medkit that’s only half-used
🐢 2nd Place: Slowest Witch Crown Attempt (2022) – Record time: 1 minute of pure adrenaline and screaming
🔫 1st Place: Friendly Fire Accuracy Challenge (2023) – Awarded to the teammate who managed to "accidentally" shoot all 3 squad members in one round
🏃‍♂️ 2nd Place: Marathon Endurance Competition: No Reload (2024) – Featuring the legendary team that decided "melee only" in The Parish
🚶 1st Place: Grandpa's L4D2 Championship: Walker Edition (2050) – Complete a whole campaign only using a single pistol… and a cane
👊 2nd Place: Tank Arm Wrestling Contest in Antarctica (2024) – Lost to a penguin (but at least didn’t get punched off a cliff)
🦠 1st Place: Coughing Competition, No Health Kits Allowed (2024) – Finalists included the last-surviving survivors and an endless horde of smokers
🏆 2nd Place: Ultimate Troll Team Award (2023) – For “accidentally” alerting the horde with the car alarm 10 times in one map

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01. 🏛️ Official Player Biography
🎖️ im hunter feels good
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👑 Founder & Senior Versus Consultant
☪️ TURK GODS | ☪ Established 2019

🔬 Specializing in advanced game sense,
🎯 opponent behavior and preventable mistakes.

🤝 I believe every player has potential.
👁️ Some require more observation than others.

📜 My work is never finished.
📊 Neither is the match history.

02. 🔬 The Research Department

☪️ TURK GODS RESEARCH DIVISION
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🧟 Subject: Left 4 Dead 2 Versus
🧑‍🔬 Researcher: im hunter feels good

📚 Current fields of study:

🐈 Hunter trajectory optimization
🪨 Tank-induced behavioral changes
🧠 The psychology of premature GG
📈 Why certain players remember one win
　　for significantly longer than others

⚗️ Research status: Ongoing.
🌍 Sample size: Everyone who queued against us.

03. ⚖️ A Small Professional Disclaimer

🎩 im hunter feels good | TURK GODS
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🤝 I respect all opponents equally.
📋 Their gameplay is evaluated individually.

⚖️ No player is underestimated.
👁️ Some are simply understood very quickly.

📊 All opinions are based on gameplay.
🎯 Any resemblance to your last match
　　is purely coincidental.

🫡 Thank you for your cooperation.

04. 🗿 The Veteran's Philosophy

☪️ TURK GODS
⚔️ im hunter feels good
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🧘 Experience teaches patience.
🎯 Patience teaches positioning.
♟️ Positioning teaches prediction.

👁️ Eventually, you stop asking
　　what the enemy will do.

⌛ You start wondering
　　how long it will take them to notice.

05. 🗂️ Personnel Evaluation Record

🏛️ TURK GODS | PERSONNEL RECORD
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🪪 Name: im hunter feels good
🎮 Occupation: Versus Specialist
📚 Experience: Sufficient
📈 Confidence: Statistically concerning
🟢 Availability: Usually online

🏆 Strengths:
🎯 Excellent game sense.
🧠 Long-term memory.
📜 Unusually detailed match recollection.

🔍 Weaknesses:
❔ None currently acknowledged.

📋 Performance reviews available upon request.