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I hate the saying "If I die young"

Гренадир Burning Sex Arctic Keks Steven Gal Guten Tag

Sexuality: Mi-24 Helicopter Gunship with Transport Capabilities


Get drunk.
Drive to a forest during winter.
Bring gippo with accordion.
Empty your Kalashnikov clip into the air.
Record a message for president Putin.
Just your average Slavic Christmas.


My names Alek, I'm a baiter. I'll meet you at A a little later.
My names Alek, I like to bait. Need some help? You'll have to wait.
My names Alek, I like to lurk. I'm shooting rotators in the back, while my team does the work.
My names Alek, I like to bait. My team is losing, but my K/D feels great


Ain’t no refutin’ or disputin’ I’m a modern Rasputin
Subcontract disputes to some brutes in Louboutin
Act highfalootin’ while my boys put the boots in.


Tymoteusz: нема сенса...
Tymoteusz: е дља плурал
Tymoteusz: у дља сингулар



M'Genocide *tips beret*

"America Runs on Cougars"

Trump is close to Washington!

"Living in 2018 is a disorder in itself"

"Graffiti is better than most modern art now"

"Suck my d'ick until it looks like a raisin itch"

"I thought 'No Man's Land' was a lesbian strip club"

"To the world, it was a conquest but to Alek, it was Tuesday."

"Who needs a sunroof when you got a anti tank guided missile"

"If a man does not have the sauce, then he is lost but the same man can be lost in the sauce."

"He's in the great Cluckin' Bell in the sky now, following the damn train and ordering dose number 9's"

Activation word Ronald McDonald. Public highway, congressmen, pipebomb, airport, we are past phrase go. All true patriots now attack.

Heres an exerpt from the October 2069 edition of National Geographic:
although the hotdog seems to go nowhere without the bun, you may be surprised to find out how long in history where we have had no bun, just the dogs.


BORN TO DIE / WORLD IS A ♥♥♥♥ / Kill Em All 1991 / I am Trash Bagel / 410,757,864,530 DEAD POLITICIANS


I met this user once before when I was playing MM and he sounded upset, so I encouraged him and in response he added me as a friend. Over time the invitations to private lobbies grew until eventually I was also bombarded with voice chat requests from him. One day I answered it and I was met with a sob and a cry. In-between breaths he opened up to me about his personal problems, apparently being bullied every day at school and tormented by his older sisters at home. Taken back, I exchanged some words of comfort to him. But then it changed once again. He said he was unsure about his sexuality, telling me of how sometimes he was aroused by the bullies at school when they touched him. Eventually he wondered what it would be like to take it in the ass, so I contacted one of his sisters and asked if he could use her dildo. Last I heard of him, he had stuck it so far up his ass he shat all over the family cat and killed it - as he was trying to it like his balls at the same time.