"It rocks so hard my ears are bleeding and I think I just fucked the drummer." --mutinousmuse
"There's the Dirty!Bad!Wrongness of RPF combined with Scientology-bashing and celeb-snark. It's a classic combination -- like chocolate and peanut butter!" --trixalicious
"I didn't think it was possible, but this fic proves it: Sex on a plane is better than snakes on a plane." --kantayra
"It's like Chicken Soup For the Cynical Soul mixed with hardcore cocaine." --topofthepiano
"ALSO OMG, DID I MENTION OMG?!? YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" --lalejandra
"THE CRAZIEST COMBINATION OF FREAKIN' SCARY AND RIDICULOUSLY HYSTERICAL!" --zimshan
"This fic is better than every other fic ever." --passionflows