(Hi! New fish here, i'm Cey :) New Oz fan and blablabla. Already in love with this series and with this fandom.)

vanillalime suggest me to post this in this community so...i'm here :)


The other night i finally made my first Oz dinner.

In real life i'm a pastry chef (sort of because i'm at the beginning so i don't do very much. Just a lot of eclairs and a lot of custard cream) and i love to make themed dinner for me and my friends (and my evil boyfriend).
Make an Oz dinner isn't so simple because they don't eat very much, except poo and penis and glass. But with some help ( thanks vanillalime) i tried. I forgot a lot of stuff because i'm getting old and my memory sucks but for the first Oz Dinner isn't so bad. When one of my best friend will watch Oz i'll do better.

This is the result:

      

Obviously there are homemade chicken nuggets, because seriosuly CHICKEN NUGGETS. My evil boyfriend loved them and he doesn't love junk food usually.
Chicken Nugget is certain, life is not.




I made bull's balls (my first bull's balls, cook them isn't fun because they are too soft but the taste is quite good) for Richard l'Italienne (Funny in italy his name is Richard il Marsigliese), some balls are fried and some cooked with onions and tomatoes.



A fruit basket (with mangoes and lime and the fruit that i had in my home XD )



Bruschette with lardo cream homemade (pig fat), black kale and eggs in honor of Supreme Allah death. I could live eating lardo and kale. Maybe i'll do it, and with eggs... Sorry Ketchup but eggs are always good.



Oranges salad for Toby and Chris. But i bought my orages by myself. Sad.



A kid's hand in memory of Gary Beecher (i'll go to hell i know). Puff pastry, not homemade because i'm lazy, tomatoes sauce and cheese.



Brownies with drugs! Not really, guinnes brownies but i used a lot of guinnes.



Poo cookies. Vern would love them. More than what he has eaten.



Poisoned chocolate.



And some alcool and purple water.