Alfred! Alfred! Hey, where are you going?

Need to find my gun, burger-dude, I can't just leave this place without it!

A gun? Why do you need that?

So I can shoot the commies and save the day from evil!

O-oh no! Are they really evil, Alfred?

Of course they are! They're so evil that--man, I'm starving!! I haven't eaten since Disneyland!

[gasp!] You're hungry?! Alfred, you should have said so sooner! I can make you the best burger in Digiworld!

You-you can?

Yep! My papa taught me how! He's the best-best burger maker ever!

Fuck yeah, you're awesome! Burgers first, gun later!

Sounds great! You can't fight Commiemons on an empty stomach!

Damn right I can't! C'mon, let's go!

[and the transmission cuts]