HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY YOU CRAZY MOFO. NOW GET TO BUYING THAT PORN, TOBACCO, FIREWORKS, AND LOTTERY TICKETS. BUT MOSTLY THE PORN. STAY THEY FUCK AWAY FROM THAT BOOZE THOUGH, IT'S AT AN ARBITRARILY HIGHER AGE!
AND NOW THE TRADITIONAL GIFTING OF THE GIFS.
SINCE YOU THROW ME OUT A WINDOW AND ALL, YOUR GIFT IS MY ETERNAL HAUNTING AS A GHOST

WAIT, WAIT. NO. NOT THAT KIND OF GHOST. NOT LIKE THAT.
LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN.

OH, FUCK IT. CLOSE ENOUGH.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BB!
AND NOW THE TRADITIONAL GIFTING OF THE GIFS.
SINCE YOU THROW ME OUT A WINDOW AND ALL, YOUR GIFT IS MY ETERNAL HAUNTING AS A GHOST

WAIT, WAIT. NO. NOT THAT KIND OF GHOST. NOT LIKE THAT.
LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN.

OH, FUCK IT. CLOSE ENOUGH.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BB!
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