He who formerly was wreckless and afterwards became sober

Beginning life as jennifer Anistons hair consultant just before the first series of Friends I later deveoped a method of baking a pizza which can double as a shuriken. I did in fact invent the exclamation mark as a joke that everyone took too seriously so I don't assosiate with it anymore. I collect dust. I have the biggest, most enviable collection of belly button lint this side of Alpha Centauri. Yes I do. I can sing opera in seven different colours, preferring lilac and have a boys scout badge for interplanetary cheese development.



I like girls, preferably intelligent and a bit alternative. I'm a sucker for a goth, as long as there isn't any of this shoegazing melodrama "oh woe is me" crap :)

This keeps getting longer, I do like to think of random things to put in here. See if you can spot the bits i made up!!

And now I am planning on becoming a Ninja. Then truly will I be the Lord of the Gings. A Ginger Ninjer.

Life goes on. Some people grow, others stagnate. I wish the latter would leave me alone.

I have been asked by a few mates to write articles/reviews for magazines/webpages. Conicidentally these have come at the same sort of time! Its another challenge. I like challenges.


I have my Red Belt!! 02/09/2006 (mind you, it came with the Gi)
I have my White Belt!! 02/12/2006
I have my Yellow Belt!! 02/06/2007
I have my Orange Belt!! 26/10/2007
I have my Green Belt!! 25/01/2008
I have my Blue Belt!! 06/09/2008
I have my Purple Belt!! 06/12/2008
I have my Brown and White belt!! 14/03/2009
I have my Brown Belt!!


Stephen McGlennon

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