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January 03 2006 6:04pm
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December 04 2005 4:25pm
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August 26 2005 6:33pm
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July 09 2005 2:37pm
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 <Look at that fatness in the arm. It's highly disgusting. I really should like cut off the circulation to my arms, that way I am chop them off. I mean, we've come from single celled things, and we got along fine without freaking arms and legs.
It's disgusting.
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[ Wednesday
July 06 2005 11:40am
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Dude, so I was thinking...
what are legs good for?
I mean, my legs? Nothing special. Sure, they help me walk, but there's always wheelchairs out there. It's not like my legs are my only option for mobility. Honestly, I get tired of them. I'm lazy--why should I have to walk when I can sit all day in a chair that rolls? I mean, isn't that everyone's dream?
To illustrate my point, I have found this picture of my legs:
Not only are they COMPLETELY POINTLESS, but they bleed. I think that getting rid of two ugly sticks attached to your hips that bleed when you cut them is a wise choice. Your legs are about a half of your body. This means, by getting rid of your legs, you reduce your chances of bleeding by half! WOW! How could you go wrong by just chopping them off?
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June 15 2005 12:04pm
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March 15 2005 1:31pm
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yah, my arms are ugly
amanda says 'word'
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[ Friday
March 11 2005 11:12pm
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No one really NEEDS legs.
I crawled around a playplace at McDonalds just fine without them.
My arms got hurt though.
Wich is why we don't need those either.
ALL THEY DO IS GET IN THE WAY.
Damn arms.
Damn legs.
Damn...
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[ Friday
March 11 2005 11:11pm
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mobility is overrated.
i can move just fine using other things
(my mind, faeries, and mermaids)
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[ Friday
March 11 2005 11:06pm
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my arms are so useless
yes, i know
all of that
(they help you pick things up--you're not human without them)
but they just hang there
and i'm not sure what to do
(sometimes i make gestures..but what's the use?)
they get me in trouble sometimes
my arms
they each have five fingers/one hand awarded to them
and those betray my brain and write things on aim and type things in the air
and then i look like an idiot...
my arms/i loathe them.
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March 11 2005 11:00pm
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Hello.
I would like to chop off my hands.
There.
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