The Headline Post

# headlinepost Obama Gets Drunk, Promises A House To Everyone In Illinois less than 5 seconds ago

# headlinepost Louisiana Becomes 'Unhealthiest State' -- Mississippi Residents Celebrate With Twinkies 4 minutes ago

# headlinepost Python 3.0 Released Into The Wild 10 minutes ago

# headlinepost Actor Chevy Chase Changes Name To Capital One 12 minutes ago

Local woman faints after massive friends page overload.

Scientists Discover That Workouts Are Much Easier With Music

Woman Drinks Morning Coffee Four Hours Too Late

Uri Geller Loses Lawsuit, No Spoons Are Safe

HEAT WAVE BREAKS. NY WOMAN LETS HAIR DOWN.

Kentucky Man Receives Stimulus Check, Buys Meth

Scientist Finds Meaning Of Life In His Backyard But His Dog Eats It By Accident

LOCAL COMMUNIST PARTY HOLDS BOOK DRIVE, RAISES FUNDS FOR POLITBURO

CALIFORNIA MAN HAS MORNING SHOWER, CHECKS LJ