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The Haiku Jukebox

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Lucky Oct. 11th, 2005 @ 02:33 pm
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I had planned to make a haiku with weird photos I found by googling random things, but then I came across this, and it is a found haiku! (Note: the syllables work if it is read as "five to seven".) I just couldn't pass it up. It came from the Calufornia State U. Health Department.

I'll probably still make a haiku from the other random pics, but it'll wait til Thursday.

~Juke out

Crazy bastard Oct. 6th, 2005 @ 03:30 pm
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Family troubles caused me to miss a week, but I'm getting back on this.

This haiku was inspired by something I read in the news. Pretty friggin crazy.

Another spot of weirdness is that last night I actually dreamed about composing a haiku. I then dreamt that I woke up and wrote down the haiku. All just dreams though, no haiku in my notebook in the morning. Dammit.

Return Sep. 22nd, 2005 @ 03:09 pm
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I'm coming back. I'm hoping to get these up regularly, but I'm not going to promise anything. I'm gonna shoot for at least twice a week. I think I can do that.

Strong Jul. 28th, 2005 @ 05:27 pm
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Since I missed Monday, you all get the amazing luck of having the jukebox roll two days in a row (with a third coming tomorrow.) Don't you wish life could always be this good?

**Note** I just looked at this strip and it looks like I fucked it up a bit. I meant to make it easier to read the "LIVESTRONG" on the wristband. Maybe I'll fix it up at some point, maybe not. Fuck it, I'm lazy right now.

Housed Jul. 27th, 2005 @ 07:12 pm
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Twice this summer I've gotten housed on 40s and both times were good... mostly. There are a couple parts that only the closest of my friends will ever know. 40s aren't the easiest thing to come by in this town. I think there are only 2 stores that carry them. One being the store I work at, which has lead one of my co-workers to think I drink a lot more than I do.

The key to drinking a 40 is, of course, pouring one for your lost homies (yes, I revel in my overwhelming whiteness.) The last time I bought 40s, I promised my co-worker Lexi that I'd pour one for her. The problem came in that we were drinking at a friend's house, with not so many great pouring spots. But, I was drunk, so I had no problem spilling a bit on the floor (sorry Jim) in order to fulfill my promise.

Heh, good times.
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» Welcome back
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Life is coming back together. I'm hoping to get back on a regular schedule with the jukebox. We'll see how things go.

So, yeah, those are my feet in the first shot. As you can tell, I haven't owned a good pair of sandals in a long time. A lot of my body is afflicted with the pasty whiteness, though. I only seem to get a chance to go out in the sun when I'm golfing, so the farmer's tan and honkey feet are just a way of life for me.
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I have been unavoidably detained by life. Expect me when you see me.
» Fatty
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Working in a convenience store and a pizza shop are just about the worst things for someone looking to shed a couple pounds. I've been told that I'm shrinking, but that's not what the scale is saying. I know I've added muscle, but I doubt that is the only reason for the higher weight. Damn American Fatties. Oooh, that's 7 syllables, I'll have to use that.

I've got a bunch of ideas for haikus, but I want to take the pics for them and I can't find the digital camera. I'm hoping I can get it all together for Wednesday.
» Nature is fucked
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Yeah, Animal Planet strikes again. This stuff is just weird as hell. I guess the male angler fish bites the female, his head then dissolves/fuses with her body and he just becomes a dangling bit with reproductive organs. Learning a head.

So there you go. Can't say I never taught you nothing.
» Motto this
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Hung out with some friends the other day. We just sat around watching Animal Planet. I got a lot of good ideas that night. Now, the key is to get the right pictures for the jukebox.

One thing that I want to focus on is getting more people in here. My friends list has been stuck at 26 for a while now, so I have to figure out how to get more readers. I'm going to do a raid on the haiku communities again. I think now that I have a little more of a catalogue built up, it might be a better time to pimp it out than the first time I tried.
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