goth_recovery's Journal

Hung up your pointed boots? Got the Whitby blues, and a long-expired Slimelight card? Remember when the scene was good, and black was the new black? Got a haircut and got a real job? Still look gaunt, but now can cook more than a pot noodle? Renounced snakebite and black in favour of gin and tonic? Have you lost your ankh? Do wallets on dog chains confuse you? Has your velvet flattened and your satin crumpled? Do you think that things aren't as good as they used to be?

If YOU answered 'yes' to any of the above, then you could be a goth in recovery. Join today, for moral support, self-help recommendations, lauding the events of yesteryear while assassinating the personalities of today, and not-entirely-serious rants of a black-clad nature.