Good · Omens · Resolutions

Title: Against All Bureaucratic Odds
Words: 100
Rating: G
Resolution: #3 I will redouble my efforts to have the utterance of the phrase "core values" classified as a deadly sin. I believe Himself is with me on this one.
Team: Crowley and Aziraphale

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Title: The Joy of Anagrams
Words: 100
Resolution: Crowley's Resolution #2 The same applies to rearranging the letters on wayside pulpits.
Team: Crowley and Aziraphale

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Well, since no one else is posting anything...

Title: Outside
Words: 100
Resolution: Aziraphale, #1
Team: the Them

Aziraphale's Resolution #1: Spread peace and love and glad tidings of great joy throughout the world. Also try to get out more.

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ETA: Okay, I feel kind of stupid about this, but how in the name of Manchester am I supposed to make the tag for "aziraphale: resolution 1"?

Title: Not Proper Demonic Behaviour
Resolution: Crowley's Resolution #1: I must accept that Super-Gluing valuable coins to the sidewalk and then watching events from a nearby café is not proper demonic activity.
Author: Malice Haughton
Words: 100 naturally. Not including the title. With the title it is 104, but I never count the title.
owTeam: Er...none? Or perhaps it would be Crowley & Hell?


He knew that it wasn’t the most demonic thing to do, it wasn’t really something that would get him another commendation after all, but he had been doing it for so long that he didn’t want to stop.

He glared down at the formal looking notice that had been pasted with super glue to his door and hissed in annoyance, before trying to rip it off before any of his neighbours managed to see it.

It was written in big enough words that it was ridiculous.

“Crowley, you will stop this utter nonsence now, before Greed becomes non-existent - Dagon”

Title: Proper Behavior
Words: 100
Resolution: Crowley, #1
Team: the Them

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Title: Compulsion
Rating: G
Words: 100
Prompt: Crowley's Resolution #1: I must accept that Super-Gluing valuable coins to the sidewalk and then watching events from a nearby café is not proper demonic activity.
Team: Crowley and Aziraphale

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Title: Cheap Entertainment
Words: 100
Rated: G
Resolution: Crowley's Resolution #1: I must accept that Super-Gluing valuable coins to the sidewalk and then watching events from a nearby café is not proper demonic activity.
Team: Hastur & Ligur

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