10:40 pm
[illuins_lair]
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drunk!Fic: "Slightly Delirious" (written for orlijah_month2010)
Title: "Slightly Delirious"
Author: illuins_lair
Pairing: Como Agua Para Chocolate, para siempre... Teh Prettyiness of Pretty. Light Versus Dark... oh thou cerulean sky.. (wtf nevermind) =P
Warnings: Lipgloss. Peanuts. Jellybeans. Abuse of the word Tequila & muses´ love for the word “Fuck”.
Rating: PG13 for tequila- kisses and too high bar counters.
Disclaimer: None of the people mentioned herein have absolutely never been drunk IRL. And if they have, I will not know how fun that would be. *cries* Thing is; I don´t know if Liv fancies Gabbana, if Dom likes to play with straws, if Elijah has a secret list, If Ian feels young, If Billy has measured the height of a bar, or if Orlando ever had jellybean-legs. Clearly; I don´t know shit, except maybe the joys and trials of tequila. The rest is a glorious lie with the purpose to shamelessly entertain feed ev0l & pervy fangirls with innocent!actor´s public personas. What? Other people watch soap operas damnit!
Summary: Liv has heels. Dom is not Jimi Hendrix. Orlando has logistic issues. Elijah drinks everything almost once. Billy can´t juggle. Ian is neither really young nor really arrogant.
And the last thing anyone is going to remember; is the tequila-race. Right?
Beta: lisabellex - who kicked my ass or I would have buried myself in bitten nails. *squishes & thanks*
A/N: Any grammatical errors and crossinvented-sliced!up words belongs to the drunkards appearing in this story. I´m innocent! Since everyone in their own state of mind drove me completely nutz with their twists and takes on a complete shitfaced evening a long time ago, they´ll have to share the grammar-burden. (They are all still slightly hangover´d btw). Hallelujah.
Weird things happen these days and I blame it all on the damn tequila and too much Orlijah-goodies to taste this month! STOP DISTRACTING ME! (Also, I´m so tired of the tequila-word right now that I´m considering never drink it again. The real one, not the word. On the other hand that might be to go too far.)
I´m having a headdesk-relationship with my writings for  orlijah_month --->> *This* initially started out to be a First!Kiss-drabble from where it very early on clearly took the shape of a non-drabble instead (just to piss me off) and refused to cooperate until it now has found its place – purring, in the bootylicious Dance!Orlijah- prompt #22. Not that there is much actual dancing going on, but yeah. Peace is achieved. Oh-yay! Drunk!Fic =D Please Click for a bit of deliriousness! |
12:38 pm
[illuins_lair]
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Fic: "Why Elijah Hates Freud" - (TIME: Seconds)
Title: “Why Elijah Hates Freud” Author: illuins_lair Fandom: Lotrips/rpf Character: Elijah Rating: PG (or PG-13 just in case - if dangerous F-words should have their way) Summary: He´s nineteen and slightly hobbit-traumatized and has good old Freudie-fellow co-starring in his head.. Disclaimer: Of course I don´t own anybody, Of course any similarity of events, people and places mentioned herein is purely coincidental, Of course I’m not getting paid. This is fiction. More so; it is fanfiction. It means stories written by lovingly obsessed fans. It means fictional parallels. With fictional storylines. With fictional characters. Whatever you read into it is your own fault.. No harm intended - I might as well play with Barbie-dolls. Which means that generally I´m just fantasizing! A/N: Written for Prompt Table #4: TIME #01. Seconds at 12_stories (for additonal notes see my post) Please sue the muses... |
12:18 am
[illuins_lair]
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Decolouring Emotions - "Into The Blue Out Of The Blue" 1/?
Title: "Into The Blue Out Of The Blue"
Part: 1/? *hard to tell isn´t it, since muses add stuff along the process..*
Series: "Decolouring Emotions"
Author: illuins_lair
Pairing: Orlijah
Rating: PG(?) in this piece
Warnings: Slashy context
Summary: Orlando translates blueness..
Disclaimer: Made from fairy-whispers and therefore not really true unless you believe in fairies.
A/N: Sprung from a general fascination of varieties in explaining emotions, so I tried this time to base it on colours.
Unbeta´d so mistakes could be present. No excuse for that, just wanted to get rid of it. Brain is occupied and overcooked. Have mercy.
"In The Beginning There Was Only Light.."
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5:33 pm
[sophinisba]
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8:51 pm
[mother2012]
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RPS - EW/DM (Slash, extreme angst, not graphic - R maybe)
I was recently reminded (in Elfie's Journal) of the existance of this virgin community. Shouldn't we really have some fics in it, folks? You may have seen this one; I wrote it years ago. But maybe not. I just thought it might be a good one to baptize the community, and I don't just pull ficlets out of my hat as some people seem able to do. It seems to me that putting relevant info in the subject line is a good idea. I got that from slash_elitists. Disclaimer: This is fiction. And not intended even to be wise. While these characters may be based on real people, I don’t personally know them. I made it all up. No, I don’t make any money at this. Archive: No thank you. Feedback: Please feed me. Praise is lovely. Constructive criticism is valued. Warnings: Implied rape; not graphic Author’s note: Based on a dream Retreat( Read more...Collapse ) |
