Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago..
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie...... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher


Some of the jokes are lame but some are genuinely funny! hahah
PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!

This lady should learn to grow up seriously.
If you miss your flight, Just get a replacement.
and u got yourself to blame for not being able to board it.

But its quite funny to watch. lol
abit draggy towards the middle thou

A lesson to be learnt.

OK FIRSTLY, i would like to apologise for the racist content that was on my blog for abt a day.
I thought it was just humourous but never thought of the implications of what i was laughing at.
so for those who were offended.
I extend my sincerest apology.


Anyways. Here are the series of LAME comic strips i got again at work. So dumb can. lol

Read Downwards

Got this vid from Dan and it really picked me put from my mugger mood.
it was so hilarious i decided to share it with u ppl :)
Enjoy!!!

the vids are really really funny.
The 2nd one is my fav.

MY fav.

This is how i de-Stress.
Enjoy.

And another




Have a good laugh :)

South Park On Wheel Of Fortune - Watch the top videos of the week here

Enjoy :)