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Can you share your favorite quote or rule related to IT?

I like quotes and funny rules. A good quote makes our presentation more interesting, draws attention to the presenter and makes the presentation unforgettable. Ridiculous or easy-to-remember rules help us keep in mind essential things.

Below one of my favorites:

  • Quote

    "A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing."
    Alan Perlis

  • Rule

    "A team shouldn't be larger than what two pizzas can feed."
    Jeff Bezos

Now it's your turn to share your quotes and rules related to IT ;)

Top comments (105)

ðŸ”Ĩ āļ‚āđˆāļēāļ§āļ”āđˆāļ§āļ™: rafalpienkowski/can you share your favorite quote or rule related to it el - āļŠāļĢāļļāļ›āļ”āļĢāļēāļĄāđˆāļēāļĨāđˆāļēāļŠāļļāļ”
 
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Evan Oman • • Edited

Not restricted to IT, but anyone who has tried estimating work can relate to this:

Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law

Hofstadter's Law

ðŸ”Ĩ āļ‚āđˆāļēāļ§āļ”āđˆāļ§āļ™: rafalpienkowski/can you share your favorite quote or rule related to it el - āļŠāļĢāļļāļ›āļ”āļĢāļēāļĄāđˆāļēāļĨāđˆāļēāļŠāļļāļ”
 
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Christopher Toman •

Sadly true, I always multiply by 4, but I think I got to do power of 4

ðŸ”Ĩ āļ‚āđˆāļēāļ§āļ”āđˆāļ§āļ™: rafalpienkowski/can you share your favorite quote or rule related to it el - āļŠāļĢāļļāļ›āļ”āļĢāļēāļĄāđˆāļēāļĨāđˆāļēāļŠāļļāļ”
 
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Ben Halpern •

Ha! That's great.

ðŸ”Ĩ āļ‚āđˆāļēāļ§āļ”āđˆāļ§āļ™: rafalpienkowski/can you share your favorite quote or rule related to it el - āļŠāļĢāļļāļ›āļ”āļĢāļēāļĄāđˆāļēāļĨāđˆāļēāļŠāļļāļ”
 
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Julian • • Edited

Coders are special. "We are expected to know how to do things we've never done before and estimate how long they will take."

ðŸ”Ĩ āļ‚āđˆāļēāļ§āļ”āđˆāļ§āļ™: rafalpienkowski/can you share your favorite quote or rule related to it el - āļŠāļĢāļļāļ›āļ”āļĢāļēāļĄāđˆāļēāļĨāđˆāļēāļŠāļļāļ”
 
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R3i •

love this!

ðŸ”Ĩ āļ‚āđˆāļēāļ§āļ”āđˆāļ§āļ™: rafalpienkowski/can you share your favorite quote or rule related to it el - āļŠāļĢāļļāļ›āļ”āļĢāļēāļĄāđˆāļēāļĨāđˆāļēāļŠāļļāļ”
 
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Promise Ogbonna •

âĪ

ðŸ”Ĩ āļ‚āđˆāļēāļ§āļ”āđˆāļ§āļ™: rafalpienkowski/can you share your favorite quote or rule related to it el - āļŠāļĢāļļāļ›āļ”āļĢāļēāļĄāđˆāļēāļĨāđˆāļēāļŠāļļāļ”
 
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Devin H •

Users lie. They may not be lying about an issue, how they ran into the issue, or how the bug is affecting them but assume there's at least one lie in every bug report. It may be something completely unimportant. They have no reason to lie, but they will.

  • A past manager of mine.
ðŸ”Ĩ āļ‚āđˆāļēāļ§āļ”āđˆāļ§āļ™: rafalpienkowski/can you share your favorite quote or rule related to it el - āļŠāļĢāļļāļ›āļ”āļĢāļēāļĄāđˆāļēāļĨāđˆāļēāļŠāļļāļ”
 
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Rafal Pienkowski •

This sentence reminds me Dr House's favorite saying:
Dr House

ðŸ”Ĩ āļ‚āđˆāļēāļ§āļ”āđˆāļ§āļ™: rafalpienkowski/can you share your favorite quote or rule related to it el - āļŠāļĢāļļāļ›āļ”āļĢāļēāļĄāđˆāļēāļĨāđˆāļēāļŠāļļāļ”
 
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Quentin Sonrel •

The first thing that came to my mind !

ðŸ”Ĩ āļ‚āđˆāļēāļ§āļ”āđˆāļ§āļ™: rafalpienkowski/can you share your favorite quote or rule related to it el - āļŠāļĢāļļāļ›āļ”āļĢāļēāļĄāđˆāļēāļĨāđˆāļēāļŠāļļāļ”
 
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Evaldas Buinauskas •

Status: critical.

ðŸ”Ĩ āļ‚āđˆāļēāļ§āļ”āđˆāļ§āļ™: rafalpienkowski/can you share your favorite quote or rule related to it el - āļŠāļĢāļļāļ›āļ”āļĢāļēāļĄāđˆāļēāļĨāđˆāļēāļŠāļļāļ”
 
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Devin H •

"Top Priority" and hasn't responded to the ticket in a year and a half.

ðŸ”Ĩ āļ‚āđˆāļēāļ§āļ”āđˆāļ§āļ™: rafalpienkowski/can you share your favorite quote or rule related to it el - āļŠāļĢāļļāļ›āļ”āļĢāļēāļĄāđˆāļēāļĨāđˆāļēāļŠāļļāļ”
 
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Ben Halpern •

The first 90 percent of the code accounts for the first 90 percent of the development time. The remaining 10 percent of the code accounts for the other 90 percent of the development time.

-Tom Cargill

There’s even a Wikipedia page about the 90-90 rule.

ðŸ”Ĩ āļ‚āđˆāļēāļ§āļ”āđˆāļ§āļ™: rafalpienkowski/can you share your favorite quote or rule related to it el - āļŠāļĢāļļāļ›āļ”āļĢāļēāļĄāđˆāļēāļĨāđˆāļēāļŠāļļāļ”
 
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TMcSquared •

I heard somewhere that multiplying a developers time estimate by PI is very accurate most of the time.

ðŸ”Ĩ āļ‚āđˆāļēāļ§āļ”āđˆāļ§āļ™: rafalpienkowski/can you share your favorite quote or rule related to it el - āļŠāļĢāļļāļ›āļ”āļĢāļēāļĄāđˆāļēāļĨāđˆāļēāļŠāļļāļ”
 
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Chris Bertrand •

What's PI?

ðŸ”Ĩ āļ‚āđˆāļēāļ§āļ”āđˆāļ§āļ™: rafalpienkowski/can you share your favorite quote or rule related to it el - āļŠāļĢāļļāļ›āļ”āļĢāļēāļĄāđˆāļēāļĨāđˆāļēāļŠāļļāļ” Thread
 
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TMcSquared •

3.141519265358979323.....

ðŸ”Ĩ āļ‚āđˆāļēāļ§āļ”āđˆāļ§āļ™: rafalpienkowski/can you share your favorite quote or rule related to it el - āļŠāļĢāļļāļ›āļ”āļĢāļēāļĄāđˆāļēāļĨāđˆāļēāļŠāļļāļ”
 
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Chris James •

Individuals and interactions over processes and tools

The first line of the Agile Manifesto is the one that gets ignored the most.

ðŸ”Ĩ āļ‚āđˆāļēāļ§āļ”āđˆāļ§āļ™: rafalpienkowski/can you share your favorite quote or rule related to it el - āļŠāļĢāļļāļ›āļ”āļĢāļēāļĄāđˆāļēāļĨāđˆāļēāļŠāļļāļ”
 
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Cadell •

"Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, be definition, not smart enough to debug it." - Brian Kernighan

ðŸ”Ĩ āļ‚āđˆāļēāļ§āļ”āđˆāļ§āļ™: rafalpienkowski/can you share your favorite quote or rule related to it el - āļŠāļĢāļļāļ›āļ”āļĢāļēāļĄāđˆāļēāļĨāđˆāļēāļŠāļļāļ”
 
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Rafal Pienkowski •

It's so real.

ðŸ”Ĩ āļ‚āđˆāļēāļ§āļ”āđˆāļ§āļ™: rafalpienkowski/can you share your favorite quote or rule related to it el - āļŠāļĢāļļāļ›āļ”āļĢāļēāļĄāđˆāļēāļĨāđˆāļēāļŠāļļāļ”
 
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Leah Einhorn • • Edited

Just read a similar one!

Debugging code is twice as hard as writing it, so always write code as if you're a halfwit.

ðŸ”Ĩ āļ‚āđˆāļēāļ§āļ”āđˆāļ§āļ™: rafalpienkowski/can you share your favorite quote or rule related to it el - āļŠāļĢāļļāļ›āļ”āļĢāļēāļĄāđˆāļēāļĨāđˆāļēāļŠāļļāļ”
 
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Nano. •

"Weeks of coding can save you hours of planning." - Unknown

ðŸ”Ĩ āļ‚āđˆāļēāļ§āļ”āđˆāļ§āļ™: rafalpienkowski/can you share your favorite quote or rule related to it el - āļŠāļĢāļļāļ›āļ”āļĢāļēāļĄāđˆāļēāļĨāđˆāļēāļŠāļļāļ”
 
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Rafal Pienkowski •

This is very similar to

Think twice, code once.

which I've heard some time ago.

ðŸ”Ĩ āļ‚āđˆāļēāļ§āļ”āđˆāļ§āļ™: rafalpienkowski/can you share your favorite quote or rule related to it el - āļŠāļĢāļļāļ›āļ”āļĢāļēāļĄāđˆāļēāļĨāđˆāļēāļŠāļļāļ”
 
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Dustin King •

There's nothing more permanent than a temporary solution.

-- Howard Cauvel

ðŸ”Ĩ āļ‚āđˆāļēāļ§āļ”āđˆāļ§āļ™: rafalpienkowski/can you share your favorite quote or rule related to it el - āļŠāļĢāļļāļ›āļ”āļĢāļēāļĄāđˆāļēāļĨāđˆāļēāļŠāļļāļ”
 
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Ryan Palo •

Make it work, make it right, make it fast.
-- Kent Beck

My other favorite is this:

if you ever code something that "feels like a hack but it works," just remember that a CPU is literally a rock that we tricked into thinking
[...]
not to oversimplify: first you have to flatten the rock and put lightning inside it
-- @daisyowl

ðŸ”Ĩ āļ‚āđˆāļēāļ§āļ”āđˆāļ§āļ™: rafalpienkowski/can you share your favorite quote or rule related to it el - āļŠāļĢāļļāļ›āļ”āļĢāļēāļĄāđˆāļēāļĨāđˆāļēāļŠāļļāļ”
 
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Filippo •

Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a
violent psychopath who knows where you live.

John F. Woods