YES YES YES OH MY GOD THE LESBIAN WAITRESSES' LITTLE SON IS SO SO GAY!!!
He got me into a conversation about
hair, you guys, it was adorable. My personal favorite moment:
[fusses a bit with his short hair] I like my hair longer. That way, I can style it! [HE TOTALLY LISPED THE WORD STYLE. Then he smiled happily at the thought of styling his hair.]
I told him I'd cut my hair because I was bored, and he
suggested that I buy some new hair product. This kid is like,
ten.
ETA: He said Hillary Clinton frightens him! ♥
ETA2: "Maybe, when I grow up, I'll run for president. For the money... and to have the nation in my clutches." ... "I would treat it like my favorite dog.
'Here, America!'"