This is, essentially, the modern rule: If it's cultural and it's individualistic and the pope scolds against it, you know it must be juicy and right.
--Mark Morford

I find your proposal of a vampiric T-Rex to be impractical!
--me, to Nathan

This is what you get for encouraging small children to use creativity.
-- my best friend, Rachel

To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
--Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

Alexa: to quote the late Joker, "Everything burns."
Me: ALEXA
Me: THE JOKER IS NEVER LATE
Me: HE ARRIVES PRECISELY WHEN HE MEANS TO

If you are the shores
I am the waves
Begging for big moons
--Fall Out Boy - "Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part To Save The Scene And Stop Going To Shows)"

The night
Hath been to me a more familiar face
Than that of man; and in her starry shade
Of dim and solitary loveliness
I learned the language of another world.
--Lord Byron, Manfred

The silence between us had always been more profound than anything we had managed to say to each other.
--The Ghost Writer by John Harwood

Terminaut Titus: INTERRUPTION_!!! WE SEEK INSTANT RETRIBUTION! THIS AREA OF RECREATION WILL SERVE AS A SUITABLE THEATRE FOR ERADICATION DUE TO ITS HIGH PROBABILITY OF CIVILIAN FATALITY!!!
Other Terminauts: AGREEMENT_!!!
[all the people at the carnival ignore them]
Terminaut Calamity: OBSERVATION_!!! A DISTURBING LACK OF CONCERN!
--The Umbrella Academy by Gerard Way

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It's better to be quotable than to be honest.
--Tom Stoppard