accidentally making pot holders,
acid on my face,
anal fissures,
anti-kurt halsey,
arthur weasley, asslock monday,
bea arthur,
being british,
bloody noses,
bups, burritocats, burritodogs, butt-pluuuugggah,
capital letters,
caps lock,
capslock,
capslock friday,
caturday,
chemistry,
chicken,
cinnabon,
cinnabon orgasms,
contests,
counting orgasms,
cum lips,
cumshots,
cunts,
diesel, discount pizza special wednesday,
ducks,
elmo fufuffnik,
ethiopian food,
farting,
farts,
fat dudes bumpin' uglies,
fellating,
friday,
frosting,
fuck you friday, getting your period, ghost-fucking,
golden girls,
good cellphone reception,
good lube, guy in my fridge,
having my salad tossed,
heart attacks, heartlock thursday,
hella nutella,
hostess fruit pies, hotlicking,
hotlinking,
hotlips houlihan,
i win, i'd rather be fellating, i'll suck your gold, i'm praying for you,
i-am-currently-away-from-my-computer,
internet-screaming, ipecac contests, ironic shorthand,
itb,
jerk city,
jerkin' it, jewronda,
kitties, kleenex brand bleenex, kurt halsey sucks,
lbs,
letting the dogs out,
locking caps,
loudness,
madagascar,
manorexic,
maury, men-who-won't-put-out, nose-breathers,
not bono, not giving out keys, not kurt halsey,
not u2,
oh my golden girls,
old people,
omgg,
open mouths,
oregano,
pancakes!,
pat benetar,
peeing my pants,
people tossing my salad, piss bonus,
popping a boner,
public nudity, pulling a girl wonder,
rainblows,
rainbows,
real bad grammar,
salad tossing,
scabies,
screaming, sea roaches, sex farts,
sex with vin diesel, shitting in bags,
shitting on porches,
shouting,
sluts,
snacks on a plane,
snakes on a plane,
some things, sorry there's a bomb, sticking my tongue in,
teasers, tenderly-caressed by vin diesel,
teriyaki,
test your might,
texas chainsaw massacre, the "go fuck" game,
the caps lock key,
the goonies,
the internet, the menses whisperer,
the o face,
the pacifier, the pepperoni pony,
this,
tossing salad,
tossing your salad, tripping on kristen's vagina,
user interests, vagina bombs, vagina claws,
vicodin,
vin "our lord" diesel,
vin diesel,
vin fucking diesel,
vin motherfucking diesel,
vin's ass,
water polo,
wham!, why-isn't-wilson-phillips-fat-anymore, windsock tuesday, worse than 50 hitlers