BELLA/LIV... IN ~CAPSLOCK.~

HI. THIS IS A CAPSLOCK COMM, IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, AND IT'S FOR THE EPIC FANDOM-WITHOUT-FANS OF XUNSAFEXSAFEX/CHEAP_CHEERFUL AKA ANNABEL/OLIVIA AKA BELLA/LIV AKA REAL NAME/REAL NAME, WHICH WE DON'T CALL IT BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS LOSERCASE NO MATTER WHAT. SO WE STOLE NAMES FROM THE MAIN CHARACTERS OF THIS BOOK WE'RE WRITING, WHICH IS EPIC BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO BE THE NEW TWILIGHT ONLY GOOD. IT'S LIKE TWILIGHT MEETS TRUE BLOOD MEETS PUSHING DAISIES MEETS HOT GIRL-ON-GIRL/HUMAN-ON-VAMPIRE ACTION. WITH CHRISTMAS LIGHTS AND EMPTY FIELDS AND SHIT, WHAT NOW. SO I GUESS ONCE WE GET MORE DONE ON THE BOOK AND HAVE PEOPLE READ IT MAYBE THIS'LL BE FOR THE BOOK TOO, IDFK. THERE ARE A COUPLE RULES HERE:

1. LOSERCASE IS ONLY PERMITTED WHEN WE POST NOVEL EXCERPTS AND PLAYLISTS AND SHIT, OR WHEN GIVEN PERMISSION.
2. NO, WE ARE NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN WHAT "DIFFICULT" OR "HUMBERT" OR "THE OTHER KIND OF CAFFEINE" OR "THE LIST" MEAN IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW. FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF OR LIVE WITH IT DAMMIT.
3. EVEN IF YOU KNOW OUR REAL NAMES, DON'T USE THEM. THOSE NAMES DO NOT APPLY; ALSO, THEY ARE NOT SEXY ALIASES, THEY ARE BORING LIFE-NAMES. USE OF REAL NAMES WILL RESULT IN BANNING, UNLESS YOU CAN COME UP WITH SOME HARDCORE PENANCE. ALSO WE WILL CALL YOU HETCHEN FOR THE REST OF FOREVER.

OTHER THAN THAT HAVE FUN BASKING IN OUR AWESOMENESS, AND FEEL FREE TO GIVE INPUT ON BOOK STUFF/PLAYLIST SUGGESTIONS BECAUSE THOSE WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE. LATURZZZ.