SO I WAS OUT ON A PICNIC WITH THE GAANG WHEN I LOOK AROUND AND SAY, "HEY? WHERE'S ZUKO?" THEN THE DREAM CUTS OVER TO BA SING SE WHERE ZUKO IS RUNNING THROUGH THE ALLEYWAYS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. HE'S ALL PANICKY AND KEEPS GLANCING OVER HIS SHOULDER. THEN HE REACHES A PLAZA AND IS SUDDENLY SURROUNDED BY CITY GUARDS. "HI THERE. ZUKO HERE," HE SAYS. "FORMERLY KNOWN AS PRINCE ZUKO. AND I CAN TOTALLY EXPLAIN WHY I AM NOT WEARING PANTS." THEN THE CAMERA PANS DOWN TO SHOW HIS NAKED BODY WEARING ONLY UNDERWEAR. (OH YES. IT WAS HOT).

SO YEAH. ZUKO LOST A BET TO SOKKA, AND HAD TO RUN THROUGH BA SING SE IN HIS UNDIES AS PUNISHMENT. (WHITEY-TIGHTIES, BY THE WAY). THEN THE CAMERA ZOOMS OUT TO REVEAL ME MYSELF WATCHING THE WHOLE THING ON TV. AND I WAS LIKE "BEST...F-ING...TV SHOW. EVER."

YEAH HI I'M NEW.

ANYWAYS, LAST NIGHT I DREAMED THAT SOKKA GAVE AANG A BRACELET MADE OUT OF PRETTY SILVER RIBBONS AND AANG WAS SHOWING IT OFF TO EVERYONE. AND THEN THE GAANG WENT TO TACO BELL FOR LUNCH BUT APPA WOULDN'T FIT IN THE DRIVE-THRU SO THEY HAD TO GO INSIDE. AND XIN FU AND THAT OTHER GUY WHO'S NAME I DON'T RECALL WHO WERE STALKING TOPH IN THE SECOND SEASON WERE WORKING THERE. SO THEY RAN AWAY, BUT AANG LEFT HIS BRACELET SO HE HAD TO GO BACK AND GET IT. AND APPARENTLY HIS OWN FORGETFULNESS MAKES HIM REALLY ANGRY BECAUSE ROBBED THE PLACE AND PROCEEDED TO GO HOMICIDAL KILL RAGE AND THEN DESTROYED IT. AND XIN FU GOT REALLY MAD AND KICKED SOMEBODY'S CAR AND IT KIND OF EXPLODED. AND THEN I WOKE UP.

SO MY FIRST DREAM WAS VERY DISTURBING. KATARA AND SOKKA LEARN THAT MASTER PIANDAO, WHEN HE WAS A GENERAL, HAD ORDERED THE ATTACK ON THE SOUTH POLE THAT KILLED THEIR MOTHER SO KATARA GOES INTO ULTRA BLOODBENDING MODE SO SHE CAN FIND OUT THE NAME OF THE MAN WHO WAS DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR HER MOTHER'S DEATH WHILE SOKKA... ACTUALLY, I'M NOT SURE WHAT SOKKA WAS DOING. I JUST REMEMBER KATARA BLOODBENDING PIANDAO TO THE POINT THAT I THOUGHT HIS VEINS WERE GONNA POP OUT OF HIS NECK.

BUT THEN I CUT AWAY TO A DREAM WHERE ZUKO AND OZAI ARE IN THE WAR ROOM. EVERY TIME OZAI GOES TO SAY SOMETHING, ZUKO CORRECTS HIM. FOR WHATEVER REASON, OZAI TELLS THE HIGH COMMANDERS THAT IT WAS HIS WIFE, FROOBY (YES, i SAID FROOBY) WHO KILLED AZULON. SO ZUKO GOES INTO ULTRA EMO MODE AND LOOSES IT BECAUSE OZAI CAN'T GET MOMMY'S NAME RIGHT. AFTER ZUKO DEFLECTS HIS LIGHTNING, OZAI TRIES TO DROWN ZUKO . . . IN THE TURTLE-DUCK POND! AND WHEN THAT DOESN'T WORK, ZUKO STORMS OFF TO JOIN THE GAANG BECAUSE DADDY KEEPS TRYING TO KILL HIM AND BECAUSE DADDY CAN'T GET MOMMY'S NAME RIGHT.

SO KATARA'S LIKE, "YOU'RE SUCH A LITTLE BITCH, ZUKO," AND SHE DECIDES TO MAKE PIANDAO AND ZUKO SWORD FIGHT TO THE DEATH. BUT TOPH AND SOKKA WANT HER TO SEND THOSE GUYS OUT TO SEARCH FOR COMBUSTION MAN'S METAL LEG.

I HAD THIS DREAM, WHERE KATARA WENT BATSHIT AND SHE WAS TTLY FUCKING WITH ZUZU'S MIND IN THE WAY THAT CAUSES FRIGGIN -PAIN- FOR ACCIDENTLY BURNING AANG DURING PRACTICE AND WAS BLOODBENDING HIM BUT SHE WASN'T USING NORMAL WATERBENDING MOVES, MORE LIKE MARRIONETTE FINGERS AND LAUGHING AND THEN FOR NO REASON IT CUT TO LIKE A WEEK LATER AND ZUZU WAS DEAD (BLOODBENDED HIS BLOOD TO STOP. FUCKING. MOVING) AND SHE WAS CONTROLLING ALL THE GAANG GOING ABSOLUTLY BLITZCREIG ON FIRENATIONCAPITALLAND AND HAD BLOODBENDED AAND INTO THE AVATAR STATE AND THERE WAS CARNAGE EVERYWHERE. MOST FRIGTENING DREAM EVER.

I JUST TOOK A BRIEF NAP BEFORE I HAD TO COME BACK ON TO UPDATE BLOGS AND CRAP AND THINGS GOT A LITTLE WEIRD...

HARU IS SITTING BY THE CAMP FIRE EATING A BOWL FULL OF FOOD WHEN HIS MUSTACHE JUST GROWS A PAIR OF TINY LEGS AND WALKS OFF OF HIS FACE.  HARU DOESN'T EVEN SEEM TO NOTICE IT RUNNING DOWN THE FRONT OF HIM.  AS IT RUNS PAST TALKING!MOMO, MOMO LOOKS AT IT THEN AT HARU AND HE'S LIKE "DUDE, YOU GONNA EAT THAT?"  HARU SHRUGS LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE SO MOMO POUNCES ON IT LIKE HE DID THOSE CAVE HOPPERS IN THE HEADBAND AND HE EATS IT. ^O^

ONE TIME

A LIL BIT AGO

I HAD A DREAM WHERE I WAS SEASON ONE!ZUKO. AND I WAS BEING RAPED IN HIS BEDROOM BY ZHAO.

UP THE BUTT.

AND ZHAO HAD A VERY NASALY PEDO VOICE.

AND IT WAS SCARY.

BECAUSE HE TIED ZUKO!ME UP AND CHAINED ZUKO!ME TO THE BED.

JUST AS THE RAEP BEGAN I WOKE UP

THE END

I DREAMED LAST NIGHT THAT I WAS ZUKO, AND ZUKO WAS MORE LIKE LINK FROM ZELDA, AND HAD TO DUNGEON CRAWL THROUGH A CRAPPY APARTMENT BUILDING (THAT HAD A SPA WTF?) WITH SOKKA'S HELP TO FIND TOPH. WHEN I/ZUKO/LINK AND SOKKA FOUND TOPH (IN THE CAFETERIA OF THE BUILDING THAT LOOKED LIKE THE LOCAL CHINESE BUFFET PLACE), SHE WAS COMPLAINING THAT SHE HAD TROUBLES "GETTING OFF" BECAUSE SHE'S BLIND AND CAN'T JUST HOP ON TO THE INTERNETS FOR TIPS AND SUCH.

AND THEN ME/LINK/ZUKO WATCHED SOKKA VOLUNTEER TO TAKE CARE OF IT.



AS SOKKA WAS ABOUT TO UNDRESS TOPH, MY MOM WOKE ME UP, AND THUS I MISSED OUT ON THE TOKKA ACTION. >:|

ILU BUFF IROH! BFF! THIS COMMUNITY SCREAMS PLUSHU OF LALA!

I HAVE AVATAR DREAMS ALL THE TIME. LIKE NOW, I JUST HAD A DREAM WHERE ZUKO GOT UPSET WITH ME IN THE WAL*MART PARKING LOT BECAUSE I BANGED MY CART INTO THE SIDE OF HIS SUV. HE WAS FLAILING LIKE SOKKA, WAVING HIS ARMS AROUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON AND YELLING AT ME BUT NO SOUND WAS COMING OUT.