My cute little niece is so nice. Today she sketched a portrait of me for an early Christmas Present. Isn't she adorable?
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
Clearly this is me.
My cute little niece is so nice. Today she sketched a portrait of me for an early Christmas Present. Isn't she adorable?
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Love this.
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
The accordion
Saturday, October 1, 2011
Anybody want a peanut?
Saturday, September 3, 2011
Things that make me happy.
Sunday, June 19, 2011
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Why Yes Josh Groban I do remember when it rained
Sunday, April 17, 2011
Disneyland!!!
Monday, April 4, 2011
Hey, I put some new shoes on and suddenly everything's right!
Sunday, March 20, 2011
please don"t laugh... this is a serious matter.
In an attempt to halt sluffing during intervention Mr. Myrup and Dr. Shelton used their time during collaboration on Monday mornings to create a new species of possum. This possum, though seemingly cuddly and cute is not to be messed with. It was intended to be used as police for the doorways during intervention, and is therefore extremely fierce and intelligent. The idea was that should a student start leaving the school, a pack of possums would appear from various hiding places around the school ( trash receptacles, the ceiling, teachers offices, the backpacks of student government members etc.) and terrify the students into staying inside by intimidation, a harmless way to keep students learning! Unfortunately Myrup and Shelton did not foresee that the possums, who they only intended as a scare tactic, would develop an insatiable thirst for teenage flesh.
Recently there have been a number of possum attacks on innocent intervention attending students. Junior Kristen Blair barely survived a vicious ambush while she was walking to her third period. She tried to fight them off with her num chucks but to no avail. Luckily, mid assault she was able to distract them by throwing a piece of beef jerky at a fellow classmate, making him the target. She survived with only a few hundred stitches and a concussion. We cannot say as much for the other student. (May he rest in peace.) Senior, Ben Jacob was in the ICU for a month after he was attacked, he said " I was just practicing my didgeridoo in the orchestra room when suddenly I was surrounded by at least three hundred blood thirsty creatures some would like call possums, I prefer to call them the spawn of satan( which they are). I tried to fight them off but they were too strong and fast for my feeble human dexterity to combat."
But never fear dear students, the administration has come to the rescue and provided you with possum protection policy pamphlets otherwise known as the PPPP printed below.
How to protect yourself from possum attacks
· Mullets, Mowhawks, and Afros tend to repel them. Wearing one of these may save your life.
· Possums loathe pickled asparagus; therefore it will now be served in the lunchroom 24 hours a day. All other food items are henceforth banned from the premises of Timpview High.
· If you are under attack, serenading the possums with Celine Dions beautiful lyrics may cause the possum’s stony hearts to soften.
· Do not attempt to spray possums with pepper spray or use tazers on them, this will only send them into a psychotic rage.
· Do not play dead, they invented this trick and will not be fooled.
· Remember, you don't have to outrun the possums, you only have to outrun the person standing next to you.
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
I Love Salesmen?
Today as I was getting ready to go and sing with Madrigals, I was walking around in my long black and quite formal dress. Then someone knocked on the door. So I went to answer it and low and behold it was a salesman. He looked at me for a second and seemed very shocked. Then he stuttered " Wow looks like you're going somewhere." I never thought I would enjoy anything a salesman had to say to me. But for some reason that was really funny and made my day much better.
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Best Day Yet...

Here are the top ten reasons why today is so great.
- I don't have school!
- I got to go running with my darling and beautiful friend Bronwen.
- I have a job interview at Coldstone, booya.
- I get to sing with my mama tonight.
- I get to do the Porchlight Parade for the last time ever!!! After tonight I will never walk around Provo asking for money.
- Bronwen
- Bronwen
- Bronwen
- Bronwen
- Did I mention that Bronwen is my friend and I love her and she makes my days wonderful.Now enjoy this adorable picture of me and my friend who I love so dearly.
Monday, February 14, 2011
I remember... wait what?
You can claim you forgot and people take it as a real excuse. Example: I didn't read in English, so I told my teacher that I didn't read because I wanted to actually remember what I read, so I was going to read later. ( all of this is actually a real excuse) and he happily forgave me for not reading! Yeah concussion got me out of doing homework, awesome!
You can watch the same movies over and over and not get sick of them. I watched Despicable Me twice this week and I now remember that I watched it but don't remember what actually happens in the movie. Something about orphans, and villains, and I vaguely remember a carnival. So don't give it away. Or if anyone hasn't seen it and would like to, I'm totally up for it.
That's basically all the pros to concussions in case you were wondering. And just for future reference, I do know who you are and what your name unless I don't know you, and in that case I would kindly appreciate if you would stop creepily stalking me. Thanks...
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
A few guilty pleasures I have indulged in recently...
- Zumba- ya, I know it's a little embarrassing, I only do it when all the blinds are closed and there aren't many people around. But for some reason I get some sort of sick enjoyment out of making myself look like a dancing, aerobic exercising fool!!!
- So Sexy Shampoo- The name is a tad bit scandalous but what can I say, I'm addicted. So now I'm going to have to spend way to much money buying shampoo from Victoria Secret because it smells really good!
- Buying new running clothes- for some reason (even though I can't stand buying clothes) I love getting new exercise clothes.
- So those are a few of my mildly amusing and embarrassing pastimes.













