Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Christmas Volume 2: On the Oregon Trail

We left on Friday December 19th on what used to be a 10 hour drive to see Nathan's parents. Since "used to be" went away last April, we decided to break the trip up into a few days this time. This also gave us a wonderful chance to stay at our favorite Aunt and Uncle's house in Mountain Home. They very graciously let us stay there whenever we are passing through, but this time we wanted to VISIT them, so we stayed until Sunday. It was such fun to catch up with them and let them meet their great-niece. They don't have any grandkids yet, but I can tell they can hardly wait. On Saturday Aunt Michelle took me to Walmart, ostensibly to buy groceries, but then she dragged me over to the baby clothes and said "What size is Annalee?" as she foraged through the darling outfits. They got Annalee two sets of comfy jammies (one is pictured below, Tinkerbell), some much needed socks, and the cutest pink dress. I'm sure you will see the dress soon!On Sunday we went to church with them at the First Southern Baptist Church there in Mountain Home. It was my second or third time there, but the last time was when I was a little kid. We were greeted warmly and were immediately welcomed into their Christmas celebrations and worship. We had fun in the young adult Sunday School with a gift exchange, but my favorite part was listening to the choir presentation during their main meeting. I was amazed at how good they were, and doubly amazed that they had so much musical talent in such a small congregation! (My ward is probably about the same size, maybe a little bigger, and we could NOT have done what they did.) It was a perfect way to spend the Sunday before Christmas.

We left that afternoon, despite a very bad weather forecast. The roads in the towns were the worst, barely driveable, but the freeways were not too bad. We had to make several stops because of Annalee. One of them was McDonald's in Burns, OR. Annalee was soooooo happy to get out of her carseat!
This is a great picture because you can see her two bottom teeth! (Click on the pic to enlarge.) She has four teeth now, three on the bottom and one on the top (go figure). We fed her some baby food, used a disgusting changing table, and then packed the poor, screaming kid back into the car.

We expected the usual 6 hour drive to take 8 hours or so because of the baby and the weather, but it took 11! We ran into a blizzard--total white-out--and some really bad roads in the mountains. As bad as the roads were, they must have been better than the open range because every critter in the state of Oregon was trying to run across the road in front of our car. Nathan was trying to sleep as I drove, but he didn't have much success for some reason. I don't know if it had anything to do with me gasping at intervals and chanting "No no no no no!" as I watched the eerily serene forms of two deer attempting to hitchhike. (Unfortunately, this woke up the screaming baby. Then Nathan had to deal with two loud, unhappy women.) Later, when he was driving, he finally had to tell me to "stop it!" when I screamed at seeing another deer crossing the road. (It's not that I don't trust my husband's driving, it's just that it's so much more scary when I'm NOT driving because I feel like I have no control!) Immediately after the deer I saw the reflection of a pair of eyes over the next hill. As we got closer I began a mutter that crescendoed to a shout, "There's something in the road, there's something in the road!" (It was a coyote.)

At the next stop he let me drive again.



I think he was tired.



We got to Prineville, OR at 1:30 a.m. (our time) and met Nathan's dad at a gas station so he could escort us to his house on a hill. For the next hour we wound up and around little back roads, wondering if our poor little car was going to make it. When we got there Nathan was a trooper and brought everything in the house while I put poor little baby girl to bed. (She had had a diaper blow-out.) We crashed somewhere around 3.We didn't get moving very early the next morning. Or the next. Or the next. It wasn't that we were just lounging around; because of her messed up schedule (sleeping all day in the car) Annalee was going to bed at 12 or 1 every night. The next morning we would get up later than usual, exhausted. But the real culprit was the cracker jack breast pump. See, on Friday morning as we were packing to leave I washed all of the bottles and pieces to my wonderful $150 pump, and then packed them all in their very own special bag . . . all of them, that is, except for two little plastic pieces that are VITAL to make the pump work! So yes, I brought all of the big, bulky pieces with me, but left two tiny pieces behind, making my pump absolutely worthless. I discovered this error that night (Friday) in Mountain Home at 10:30. Luckily, they have a Super Walmart in Mtn Home, so I thought I'd just buy a cheap manual pump for $30 or so to get me through the vacation. It was a great plan, but I didn't count on their Walmart being the size of a Walgreen's. The only pump in stock was the same wonderful, $150 pump I already owned. Since it was so late at night the store was filled with stockers who knew nothing about anything in the store. (Curious. I would think that they would know better than anyone what product is "in the back" since that is their job.) I searched around frantically and finally found a beat-up box behind the carseat display that had a $60 pump. Well, $60 is not great, but it's better than $150, so I bought it. I would say that you get what you pay for, but only if this had cost $5. In this case, I got less than what I paid for. While my pump lets you adjust the suction and the speed, this one only adjusted the suction, which sucked at the saaaaaaame sloooooooow speeeeeed. In desperation to speed things up I tried to turn up the suction . . . but we won't go into that. Let's just say, this pump really sucked. (pun intended) So, every morning the boys had to wait for me, and then they had to try to dig us out of the snow, and then we had an hour drive to Grammy Vera's house to see her and Frammie (Nathan's mom stays there to keep Grammy company). They were so excited to see Annalee!It was only Frammie's second time seeing her, and it was Great Grammy's first!She loved to hold Annalee as often as she could. It was no small feat, considering that Annalee weighs around a fourth of what Grammy does!

Nathan was glad to see his dog Taz, the 11 year old Wonder Dog. He lived with us for a few months last year, and everyone who met him thought he was 2 or 3 years old because of how frisky and energetic he is!
We passed the days in lazy comfort, visiting and playing games. (Frammie beat us twice in Apples to Apples!) Nathan's sister Tara flew in on Christmas Eve. On Christmas morning afternoon we opened presents. In Nathan's family we take turns getting a gift for a different family every year so no one is overburdened with gift buying, but we all got each other a little something anyway. We also got to open some gifts we had brought with us. Annalee couldn't wait to try reading her new book from my Dad in New York. Before very long she had collected some very nice gifts, along with some very nice head gear.
It was time to go all too soon. We said our good-byes on Friday night since we'd be leaving Saturday morning from Prineville.
Annalee liked playing on the floor with Pa. We left relatively early the next morning, figuring that the early start and the better weather would mean a shorter trip back to Mtn Home. Oh, what sweet, adorable naivety. We got to my Aunt and Uncle's house two diaper blow-outs and eleven and a half hours later. Annalee had been more difficult on this trip than the one before. I felt so bad for her, facing the rear, listening to our voices and wondering why we were neglecting her. The weather was also a factor. Even though the skies were clear and the weather warm in Oregon, as we traveled east we outran the good weather and stayed even with the tail-end of a storm. Between Boise and Mtn Home (a 45 minute drive, typically) we saw exactly 10 cars off the road because of ice. We went to bed quickly that night and left the next morning without going to church. After 10 days we just wanted to get home!

About 15 minutes down the road the driver's side windshield wiper committed suicide in a flying leap over our car and into the path of the car behind us. (I wonder what that looked like back there.) Nathan took the next exit to a little town called Hammett. Awwwww, how quaint. How totally dead on a Sunday. There was a post office, a closed motel, and a gas station. They told us our best bet was to go to Twin Falls, nearly 60 miles away. We weren't sure we could make it because of the intermittant rain and snow, as well as the slush being thrown on our windshield be every passing car, but we didn't know what else to do. Nathan moved the remaining wiper to the driver's side and then fastened one of his socks around the metal stub on the passenger side with my hair elastic. Things went well at first, but then the sock started to get wet, making it heavy and throwing off the wiper rhythm. The wipers started fighting like obnoxious clownish figures in a cheap puppet show. I was laughing my head off, partly because it was so funny to watch, partly because I was losing my sanity. We hobbled along, stopping every few exits to clear the windshield and fix the wipers when one got stuck on top of the other. Eventually the sock got so wet that the motor couldn't lift it, so then things went a little better.

We finally got to Twin Falls and headed into the Fred Meyer. Nathan bought two new wipers and went to install them while I carried a grateful baby in for a diaper change. That's when I found blow-out #4 (fourth of the whole trip, third of the trip back home, first of this day). It was all over her, and all over me from carrying her inside. I thought about throwing her outfit away, but found a plastic bag to throw it in and tie it shut. I got her in a new diaper and then stood there, holding her in stupefication. What was I going to do with her? I hadn't brought another outfit in with us. In my hurry, I hadn't even brought her coat. It was freezing outside, and Nathan was out there fixing the wipers, which could take a long time. I couldn't even wash my hands because the changing table was untrustworthy and there was no place to put her down at. I carried her on my hip (with her body parallel to the ground, one of my favorite holds) over to the clearance Christmas merchandise and bought a 24 month sized sleeper. I knew it would be huge, but they didn't have her size. As I stood in line with my baby, the bag of wet clothes, and the new outfit, it must have been pretty clear what was going on. A nice lady let me go ahead of her. I sat down on a bench next to dress my daughter. By then she had filled another diaper, possibly to punish me. By this time my brain was working better, encouraged at having solved one problem, so I grabbed a hand basket and went back to the bathroom. After changing the next diaper I sat her in the shopping basket on the floor so I could wash my hands. Halleluia! A few ladies laughed appreciatively at my idea. I went back out to find Nathan making up swear words (he'd never use real ones) as he tried to fix the wipers. I decided to leave him to it. I returned to my bench and shared a piece of bread with Annalee while she sat on the floor in the shopping hand cart. Finally Nathan came to get us and said we were ready to go. When we got in the car he explained that the new wipers fit perfectly . . . they just didn't move. Uhhhhhhhh. We drove across the street to Auto Zone to borrow a ratchet set so he could tighten the wipers. They worked, with only an occasional mad-puppet fight.

We left Twin Falls, certain that the worst was behind us and that now we'd finally be able to make up some time. We got to the junction that would take us to Pocatello . . . the road was closed. Closed! We were less than two hours from home, and the road was closed! We stopped to ask the freezing road guards why it was closed. I guess he was kind of sick of answering that question because he said "Ask God!" (We were kind of looking for something like "black ice".) Turns out that the wind was causing major drifts. Nathan backtracked to the junction and decided to take us on the detour to Tremonton. That's right: we started out in Oregon, got to Idaho, got to within two hours of our house, and then had to go to another state and back up! I'm just glad we were not on some Amazing Race reality show secret camera so that the whole world could see what jerks we are when we are tired out of our minds. We harldy spoke the whole way to Tremonton. It's not that we were mad at each other, we were just frustrated, and the only people to take it out on was each other! In Tremonton we pulled into a Denny's so that we could all take a break. (Especially the baby.) Here she is in her giant pjs, playing with the jelly packets.

I will say one thing for Denny's: in my child's whole life I have NEVER seen a Koala Kare changing station that had bed liners in it, until that day! I was in shock! I immediately asked for a comment card so I could tell them how pleased I was. After a large, yummy meal we were all in better spirits. We hit the road again, trying to make the best of things. When I passed the exit to Logan, UT I almost cried--we were still so far away! Annalee did cry, starting right before Pocatello. It was a piercing, horrible cry, the kind that makes you think she is in terrible pain. We were an hour and a half from home, so we just pressed on. She screamed the whole way (except for the last 10 minutes). Turns out that the reason for the cry was poopy blow-out #5. Poor kid! We were just so desperate to get home. We got home at 9 p.m., 10 hours after we'd left Mountain Home. When I called my aunt to tell her that we'd made it she was amazed--she thought that we'd gotten home hours ago and had forgotten to call!

What have we learned? It will be a warm day in Idaho when we travel again!

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Christmas: Volume 1

Somehow I got waaaay behind on posts. So for the next little while you will be inundated with pictures and witty commentary on our holiday festivities. This post is about preparing for Christmas. First, you need a tree.To assemble said tree, stand back and take pictures of your cute hubby while he does all the work.After he threatens you with death (should you take another picture of his backside) don your tree-building gear and assist.In addition to their obvious fashion appeal, these gloves keep your hands from getting scratched and irritated by the branches of your faux foliage. Though not necessary, you can opt to prolong the merry tree-building process (as we did) by doing the following: when your tree is nearly assembled, try to put the top of the tree on. When it doesn't fit, conclude that you have put the posts in backwards. This will require you to remove ALL of the branches and put the top post on the bottom and the bottom post on the top. At this point you will discover that the top of the tree STILL does not fit, and you will realize that you were missing a piece. Dig through the box until you find the piece and realize that you really had the tree right all along, and you just dismantled it for nothing. [Note: Do not take any pictures of this process, or you will risk getting whacked with the bottom (or is it the top?) of the tree.] Reassemble the tree, and decorate.Now set up the train that will circle the tree. (Ours is a train set that Nathan had as a boy.) Here is Annalee playing "Damsel in Distress."After setting up the train, turn it on and ask your dog what he thinks.
Hmmm . . . pretty much what he thought last year. As a final touch to your house, set up lights around the cabinets in your kitchen.
(This one's for you, Danica, Rachel, and Koreena!) Your Christmas preparations are now complete.

Monday, December 29, 2008

Where, oh where has Sandi gone?

To Oregon! Sorry there have been no posts lately. We left on Friday the 19th and were gone for 10 days. I was busy getting ready for the trip before we left so I didn't have a lot of time, and I also didn't want to mention that we were going anywhere in case those bungling burglars from Home Alone were planning on robbing our house while we were gone. I will post with pictures and details of our trip soon!

Sunday, December 14, 2008

First Clap

Okay, once again this is really a second (like the second laugh) but this is the first one we got on camera. Whenever Annalee does something that we have been trying to teach her to do, like rolling over, we both clap and cheer "Yaaaaaaay!" She is definitely my child, because she loves to show off and be cheered for. This was the first time she cheered back!

Sorry it is so dark.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Nathan or Sandi?

Today we got our pictures taken to send out with our Christmas letters, so you are all getting a sneak-peak. Ever since Annalee was born we have been talking about how much she looks like me; everyone we meet says she looks like her mommy. But lately, a few people have been insisting that she looks more like her daddy, and today I am starting to agree! Yes, she has a round, chubby face like her mom (why does it look so cute on her?) but take a look at her bangs! That little dagger of hair right in front is just like her dad's! What do you all think? Does she look more like Nathan or Sandi?

Monday, December 1, 2008

Lost Treasure

Have you ever suddenly found something that you thought was lost and gone forever (like poor Clementine)? I had a CD collection in one of those portable zip things, with over 30 of the coolest, bestest CDs in it. I lost it right around the time I quit my last job. When I realized I couldn't find it I was so sad, because I knew I could never go back to my boss to see if I'd left it there. You see, when I told her that I would be quitting (giving her three weeks notice) she got mad. When I showed up for work the next day the locks had been changed! So, I was sure that if I had left my CDs there she had probably taken great delight in stomping them to pieces or playing frisbee with them. Long gone.

But then just the other day as I was decorating for Christmas I found them in the bottom of a box of junk! There were a few Christmas things on the top, followed by a bunch of old maternity freebees (magazines and coupons), followed by my CDs! Yay! I now recall that the CDs also disappeared right around the time of our miscarriage. I was so sick of looking at all that baby stuff that I just threw it in a tote and put it in the garage.

So, even though most people listen to Christmas music while decorating for Christmas, I have been listening to Veggie Tales, Brett Raymond, and the movie soundtrack from "The Best Two Years." (Mamma makes the best fried chicken . . .) Hooray for finding lost treasures!

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

I've been tagged!

Tag 1

Koreena tagged me to share the 4th picture in the 4th folder on my computer. Here I go . . . looking it up now . . . okay, now I'm confused, because each picture folder has a myriad of other folders inside it before I get to any actual pictures. So how am I supposed to do this? The fourth folder, first subfolder, first subfolder, first subfolder, first subfolder, first picture? fourth picture? Or should I do the first folder, the third subfolder (4 folders total) the fourth picture? Well, by loose interpretation, here is what you get:

It's me at the IF airport when I got home from my mission. (Boy, was I skinny!) I remember the first thing I said to my dad was "You're gray!" My mom was freaking out as they waited for me to get off the plane because all these people were getting off but there was no sign of me. What happened is, I was so amazed that we had actually made it safely in the prop plane they put us on, that I was getting my picture taken by the propeller. (I didn't know commercial flights HAD propellers!) This was a small, cramped Greyhound bus with wings. When I finally showed up my mom was ready to kill someone. My sister was amazed that I actually looked good. Most of the pictures I had been sending home were of me in really horrid clothes. This was because 1) the clothes were free, 2) I was trying to discourage Hispanic men from proposing to me, and 3) it's hard to look good in anything when it is hot and humid, so you may as well wear something semi-comfortable. She was all geared-up to educate me in the ways of fashion (which at times is justified) but decided that I wasn't as lost as she'd thought. My friend Jessica and her husband and kid were also at the airport, but my brother was in Japan in the Air Force!


Tag 2


"8 Things."(Answers given in no particular order)


8 Favorite TV Shows: (I'll just have to put my past favorites since I don't watch tv now)
1. McGyver (woo!)
2. Star Trek: The Next Generation
3. Avatar: the Last Airbender
4. Star Trek: Voyager
5. The Cosby Show
6. Quantum Leap
7. Early Edition
8. Extreme Makeover: Home Edition


8 Things I Did Yesterday:
1. Went to Mutual early
2. Did the dishes
3. Moved the carseat from Nathan's car to mine
4. Forgot my project at Young Women in Excellence
5. Cut out coupons
6. Did two loads of laundry
7. Went on a walk with the baby and dog
8. Took a nap when baby did (oh YEAH)


8 Things I Look Forward To:
1. Visiting Nathan's family this year
2. Having a garage I can use someday
3. Stairs that don't turn halfway down
4. Leaving the baby with Grandma and Grandpa for our anniversary!
5. Nathan graduating from the RN program
6. Adopting someday
7. Going on a mission and not having to change companions!
8. Putting up the Christmas decorations


8 Favorite Restaurants:
1. Macaroni Grill (how can such a good restaurant have such a dumb name?)
2. Texas Roadhouse
3. Johnny Carinos
4. Los Adalbertos
5. Taco Time
6. Olive Garden
7. Sol Rio
8. Craigos


8 Things On My Wish List:
1. A bouncer for heavy babies (Why doesn't someone make these? I'm sure I'm not the only one that wants one!)
2. A car with automatic everything, um, and it runs on water . . . that would be cool!
3. Really soft pillow
4. Lots of counter/cabinet space
5. Pantry Pantry Pantry!
6. Travel to Mexico (Pues, yo hablo espanol, even if I can't get my keyboard to make the n look right)
7. Feeling really "in shape" I don't care what the scale says.
8. Write a novel someday


8 People I Tag:
1. Jessica
2. Martha
3. Heather H.
4. Jen P.
5. Tari
6. Sarah (you can do it in the comments since you don't blog, just describe the picture)
7. Keri
8. Anyone else who wants to

A Rare Moment

So, Baby Girl just went down for what I'm pretty sure will be a two hour nap. Now I am trying to figure out which of the hundreds of tasks I should do from my to-do list. What do you think I will do? Vote on the right! Sorry, no one wins . . . kind of like the last time we all voted! ;o)

Thursday, November 13, 2008

What Do You Get?



If you get blessings for feeding missionaries, what do you get if your dog pees on them?

And the Winner Is:

KOREENA! YAY!!!

Hooray for you! I was hoping that you would win because you were the first to figure out my little joke, but then when you did win I felt bad for being biased! I assure you all, the drawing was completely random, thanks to random.org. I'll be sending you your prize, Koreena, via media mail (yes, I'm cheap) so it should arrive there in 4-9 days. Your address starts with 290, right? If not, send your correct address to sandibeek (at) gmail (dot) com.

Yes, the starving baby was me at seven months old. I was wondering if anyone would notice the yellowing of the picture, the 70's decor, or the shape of the baby's face. Annalee is waaay cuter than I was as a baby, but at least we know where she got her pudge from!

This was a fun contest. I didn't get as many entries as I'd expected, but maybe not everyone was interested in the prize, or maybe I didn't leave the contest open long enough. I've decided to continue to allow all comments, since I can just delete comments if some whack-o comes along like Mike . . . whoops, I mean . . . So, uh, anyway, everyone will be able to comment from now on. (Come on, Grammy! Leave a comment!) I will probably do another contest in the future. Thanks for playing!

Saturday, November 8, 2008

My First Contest!

Every mommy knows that she will not end up in a lot of the pictures. Somehow, dads just aren't as busy with the camera as moms are, so mommy doesn't get a lot of face time. To celebrate all those beautiful moms-behind-the-camera, I thought it would be fun to do a contest on here like I've seen on some other blogs.

To enter, just count up the number of times my (Sandi's) face is on this front page. (In other words, you only have to look at what you can see by scrolling--you don't need to click on Older Posts.) Leave a comment with the magic number, and tell me one thing you love about your own face. (No hates! Only loves! Eyes? Nose? Teeth? Freckles? Tell me!)

I have made it so anyone can leave a comment. If you don't have a blog or Google account, then just leave a comment through the anonymous button, but be sure to tell me who you are in the comment! The contest will end at midnight on Wednesday November 12th. I will randomly draw a name from the eligible posts and send you . . . can you stand the suspense? . . .
This great book by President Dieter F. Uchtdorf. It's a beautiful picture book that sells for $18.00 normally. So come on, sis-tahs! (Guys, you can enter too.) Leave me some comments!

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Starving Baby

I usually try to keep my posts light-hearted and funny, but when I found out about this I just had say something.


Even though we live in a modern, civilized nation there are still children who don't get enough to eat everyday. Imagine what it's like for poor, helpless babies who rely totally on others to fill their needs. They are truly the most vulnerable people in the world.


I don't know if this baby is the victim of neglect or if the parents honestly can't afford to feed her, but I've never seen anything so sad in my life.




If you feel as I do, and would like to do something about this travesty, please send in your money right away! (Make checks payable to "Sandi and Nathan Chocolate Fund.")

Saturday, November 1, 2008

In the Forest of Endor

Nathan doesn't really like dressing up or otherwise calling attention to himself, so he usually leaves things like planning Halloween to me. On Thursday afternoon it suddenly occurred to him that he didn't know what we were wearing to our church Halloween Party that night, so he called me to find out.

Me: You'll see when you get home. You'll like it.
Him: Uh . . .
Me: Who knows you better than anyone else?
Him: You do.
Me: So trust me!
Him: Uh . . .

When he got home I surprised him with our very own little Ewok!


He reprised his role as Han Solo,

And I, of course, was Princess Leia. (Doesn't every girl want to be a princess?)

Since it was Star Wars he was waaaaaay okay with our costumes, but more than that, he was very impressed with the Ewok costume--he had no idea I was making it. I was immediately voted the Most Awesomest Wife in the Galaxy. I was secretly pleased that he was so excited about Annalee's costume because it took a lot of brain power and creativity. Just Google "Ewok Costume" and you'll see the sad-yet-noble attempts loving mothers have made throughout the years. I really wanted to avoid the Winnie-the-Pooh-meets-Salon-Floor-Clippings look. It all started with a $10 (30% off!) infant dog costume from Target.
This was a bunting-type costume, which means that it doesn't have legs, it just zips up like a mini sleeping bag. As I mentioned above, it was for an infant--the only size they carried--so the bunting bottom hit her in the knees. The first and MOST IMPORTANT thing I did was remove the offensive plush dog bone that was sewn to the stomach. (What? Why? Who knows?) Tavi quickly reduced it to fluffy shreds.
Then,I folded the long dog ears down and sewed them in place, and removed the stuffed feet.
Next, I cut out fat little leg holes (yes, Mike, she does need all of the room) and then sewed around the openings to keep the lining and fur together. I sewed on two snaps so that the costume would be diaper-change friendly.
After that, I sorted through my hope chest full of fabric (I "hope" I'll find a use for it all some day) and found some nifty brown flannel to make the head cover out of. I added a plastic bead necklace that I actually used to wear . . . um, well, they used to be cool when I was in college, and on Endor they're still the rage!
Finally, I had to figure out what to do about the feet. The material was pretty cheap, so I knew I needed to reinforce it somehow. And how would I attach them to the baby? The thought of doing anything with such a small piece of elastic gave me heartburn. I eventually settled on sewing a folded strip of cream fabric around the ankles and threaded some more through as a tie.
I was so thrilled at how well the costume turned out that I developed an Ewok Obsession. It was kind of like "If the Borg were in Star Wars they would be Ewoks. Ay-chawawa! You will be assimilated!" First, I turned on Annalee's stuffed bear.
Next, I thought, "I'll make a costume for Tavi! Then we'll all match! I'm brilliant!" This is what Tavi thought of my brilliant plan.
Laugh it up, Fuzz Ball. Six minutes later I finally got him to hold still long enough for a good picture. (Note the grip of death on his neck.)
Six seconds later the hood came off again, so Tavi won that arguement.

We went to the party and had a great time, even though we had to go late because of what time Nathan got off of work. We enjoyed some soup and rolls, and then went Trunk-or-Treating. (All of the candy was for her, we promise. We'll just save it for her for when she's two years old.) Annalee was a great sport about her costume. She only fussed when we were putting it on her, but she wore it the whole night without complaint!
How was your Halloween?

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

I'm 6 Months Old!

My hair is growing in blonde!
It's already long enough for a mohawk! I love story time with Daddy after my bath.
I'm really good at helping Daddy play video games,
and I'm good at helping Mommy clip coupons.
Yep, life is pretty great!

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

The Grocery Shopping Work-out

You just got home from the grocery store . . . why are you so tired? I figured it out last year. Everything that you buy you lift SEVEN TIMES. That's right, seven. Here, I'll show you. Grab a can of chili and get ready to sweat.

1) Take the chili off the shelf and put it in your cart. 2) Take the chili out of your cart and put it on the conveyor belt. 3) Take the chili off of the conveyor belt and put it in your grocery bag. (I shop at stores where I have to bag my own groceries.) 4) Pick up the bag and put it in your cart. 5) Take the bag out of your cart and put it in your car. 6) Carry the bag in from your car and set it on the counter. 7) Take the chili out of the bag and put it in the cupboard.

Sure, a can of chili doesn't weigh that much, and neither do the rest of your groceries, but when you lift them all seven times, it takes a toll. Of course, we are not even counting the times you picked something up to read the label and then put it back on the shelf, or the things your child picked up with her super-long-stretcho arms that you had to take away and put back, or the time you had to move around sacks of groceries as you were loading them in the cart because you didn't want the can of chili to smoosh the bread, or when you had to move the can of chili to the bottom of the trunk to save the bread again, or the gi-mondo purse/diaperbag/50-miler backpack you carry around just in case, or the kids you had to load in-the-car-out-of-the-car-in-the-cart-out-of-the-cart-in-the-car-out-of-the-car. (I'm pretty proud of that there run-on sentence!)

Yes, if the world could only find a grocery store large enough to accomodate 100,000 spectators then Grocery Shopping would be featured in the next Summer Olympics and I would be a shoo-in for the national team. It brings a tear to my eye to think of me, Sandi, standing there with my gold medal as the Star Spangled Banner plays and the crowds of ecstatic fans trample my bread.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Pet Peeves

Just for fun, thought I'd throw these into cyberspace.
  1. HAIR--Ugh. Anyone who's lived with me knows about this one. I despise hair or fur that detaches itself from the person or animal that grew it. Hair on a head? Pretty. Hair on my clothes/counter/floor/drain and [shudder] I can't stand it. Yes, I know that I shed a lot. I also hate my own hair when I find it around the house. Before we got a dog, the rule was it couldn't shed more than I do. (People were looking at us funny as we "casually" tried to yank fur off of Tavi before we decided that he didn't shed and we could adopt him.)
  2. Wet Denim. It takes forever to dry and if you try to walk around in wet jeans you will give yourself something worse than carpet burn. (The only type of "burn" my thighs ever see.) When I spill water on my jeans, I almost want to cry.
  3. Bad Drivers. Yeah, I know that everyone hates this one. My specific peever is one that I discovered shortly after moving to this residential area: People who don't know what to do at a four-way stop. It's funny that everyone in the region makes fun of "1J drivers" not knowing how to drive, and yet I'd never encountered this phenomenon until I lived among the 8B drivers. In my mind I can still see the illustration from the drivers' ed manual about what to do at a four-way stop. "The first car to arrive has the right of way. When two cars arrive at the same time, the one on the right has the right of way." Yet, everytime (EVERYTIME) I come to a four-way stop at the same time as someone else, and they are the car on the right, they sit there FOREVER and wait for me to go. Then, if I start to go, they start to go too. Then we both stop. Then I close my eyes and picture that little drivers' ed illustration again as I breath deeply and count to ten. Do they even have drivers' ed in Bonneville county?
  4. Bad Customer Service. Yes, I know that person flipping my burger is in high school, has the maturity of a water balloon, and is only making minimum wage. But where's the professional pride? I have had a lot of jobs that stink, yet I've always tried to do my best. I know that when I am working somewhere that to the customer I AM the company. It may not have been what I wanted to be doing on a Saturday night, but heck, I did it with a smile, and I did it better than the immature shnooks that were working for my company's competitors. Don't they care how bad they are making their company look?
  5. Unpriced Merchandise. Not even gonna check to see how much it is. Nope.
  6. Flyers/Newspapers on my door/porch/lawn. I don't subscribe to a paper, yet somehow a cheap little circular gets tossed onto my lawn every week or so. I don't want it. I don't have time to pick it up. It sits there and decomposes until it's time to mow.
  7. People That Don't Clean Up After Their Dogs. Please!
  8. People That Don't Know How to Load the Dishwasher. Long ago the dishwasher gods bestowed upon me the Blessing of Perfection. I know how to fit every last dish into the dishwasher in a way that they will all come out clean without turning over and filling with water or falling into the bottom and melting on the heating element. Obviously not everyone can be blessed with such divine knowledge, but that is no excuse for loading the dishwasher incorrectly when I am more than willing to magnanamously offer guidance. Sadly, very few choose to heed my counsel. What are they thinking? Don't they know that I have been chosen to speak for the dishwasher gods? That makes me, like, the Whirlpool Witness! "Wo unto this generation, whose ears are deaf and eyes are blind! They will be cursed with a sore cursing, yea, a cursing of water spots and washing the same dish over and over, even unto the third and fourth load of dishes!"
  9. People That Think That Candidates from "the other" Political Party are Evil. Come ooon!!!
  10. Husbands and Wives That Put Each Other Down in Front of Others in an Attempt to be Funny. Not funny. Kinda sad, really. Isn't that what we did to our friends in Junior High?

Give me a shout out: what pushes your buttons?

Friday, October 17, 2008

Love-Apple Pie














Today I made a Love-Apple Pie. Yes, I do love apple pie (if it's a good one) but the hyphen here indicates that it is a pie made out of love apples. Does anyone know what a love apple is?
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Love Apples are tomatoes! This pie was made out of hard, green tomatoes that I picked right before the frost. I just cut them up like apples and substituted them in an apple pie recipe. I found the idea on the internet. Sounds crazy, you say? I thought so too, but I was so curious that I had to try it, and it turned out to be excellent! My husband just kept saying how good it was, and he didn't even realize they weren't apples. When you think about it, tomatoes are actually a fruit, and green apples and tomatoes both have a lot of acid, so I guess it works! I know a lot of you have green tomatoes up the wah-zoo, so why don't you give it a try too?


Love Apple Pie
www.backwoodshome.com (I changed the name)

5 cups hard green tomatoes, sliced
3/4 cup sugar
1 tsp. cinnamon
pinch salt
2 Tbsp. flour
3 Tbsp. butter, melted

Choose hard green tomatoes that are very dark; don’t use any with a hint of yellow. I peel mine, but you don’t have to. Peel like an apple; don’t attempt to dip into boiling water as when you can tomatoes. Cut the tomatoes like you would an apple for pie. Then toss dry ingredients well with slices.
Place in an unbaked, chilled 9-inch pie crust. Cover with the top crust and bake at 350° until done (30-40 min). Serve warm with homemade French vanilla ice cream. But don’t tell ‘em what they’re eating—until the raves have died down.



(I used light green tomatoes, by the way, and they turned out fine.)

I love most pies, but a bad (cardboard) crust can totally ruin everything. In college I took a cooking class and the expert chef shared her own fabulous crust recipe with us. I love love love it! But it's long to type, so I'll only post it on here if someone requests it. Maybe you all already have a favorite crust recipe.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Baby Want a Cracker

After the Pea Rebellion, I knew I had to find something else for this baby to eat. She has been vigorously chewing on anything she can get to (toys, clothes, the dog) so I thought that maybe I should try crackers. The chart I have says not to start them until six months old, but she's close. Annalee loves the taste of graham crackers.

But the corners are a little sharper than I'd like, and I worry about crumbs/dust. So I thought, "What she really needs are teething biscuits!" And I found a great recipe online that was easy. I cut them out with my owl Halloween cookie cutter. At first she wasn't sure what she thought abou them.
But eventually she gave them her full-hearted drooling endorsement. I'm not sure what store-bought teething biscuits are like, because I've never bought them, but these are a little rubbery in texture. That makes them fun to chew, but hard to break, and they don't have crumb dust or sharp corners. They also don't get as messy as graham crackers do.
The recipe is 1 cup juice, 1 cup flour, 1 cup baby cereal. Mix, roll out and cut like sugar cookies, and bake for 20-30 minutes at 350 degrees. You can also shape them by hand into little sticks perfect for little hands. I used watered-down apple juice for the juice, and rice cereal. Although a little bland, they are also not too bad for parents. (I've been getting desperate for snacks around my house.)

Monday, October 13, 2008