Showing posts with label Writing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Writing. Show all posts

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Blog Rewind: All There Is

In honor of reaching 600 posts on Blogger I am re-posting an entry from 2011.  It's one of my favorites and every word is still as true today as it was when I wrote it.



I watch the new television series ‘Once Upon A Time’ and I’m not going to answer the obvious question of why. Instead I’m going to pose another question…why aren’t you?

One of the main characters is a small boy who is in therapy because he believes the entire town is cursed and every person in it is actually a fairytale character. Only they don’t remember who they are. On the last episode his psychiatrist (who is actually Jiminy Cricket) asked him why he needed to believe this so desperately. His answer?

Because this can’t be all there is.

That one phrase is why I write the stories I do, and read the ones I love. It is the single most defining and brilliant answer I have ever heard to describe the deep need to believe in more than just what we can see with our own eyes. It is why all things fantasy, high and low, urban and whatever else you want to label it holds my attention like no other story can.

This can’t be all there is.

When a suburban housewife can write a story that induces a hysteria of emotion in 99% of the teenage female population, or a single mother can create an entire world of breathless magical possibilities from a jotted outline on a napkin, or a struggling English teacher can become the foremost authority on all things horror…it proves magic does exist. It’s in the words. Our wand may have Bic written on the side but it is filled with power. One simple truth burns within to guide us onward.

This is not all there is.

Friday, April 20, 2012

C's Your Query

After a few sessions with my therapist:


I am ready to descend into Query Hell once more (totally affectionate name because I am actually one of those peeps who gets excited by this process). 

There are numerous online resources designed to help you perfect your query from published authors, stellar agents, and experienced bloggers.  I'm not one of them.  But I do believe I have read Every.Single.One. Not to mention taking a workshop or two.

Here are a few of my favorite MUST READS:
Query Shark-Janet Reid. 
Elana Johnson's Free E-Book From the Query to the Call.
Matt McNish's The Quintessentially Questionable Query Experiment

But beware of information overload.  This is what happens when you've learned too much on a subject and it spins a tornado of facts in your brain too loud to make any sense (or I suffer from ADHD).  The only thing that works for me is to concentrate on the C's of a Query.

Character
Conflict
Choice
Consequence

Once I have that...I write the whole thing 1st person, in my character's voice while it's still fresh, then let it simmer for a few days.  Then I go back, change it to third person, and try not to sound too crazy.

DONE.

See not so hard...

Have a great weekend!!!

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Insecure Writers:Ready or Not...


To query or not to query, that is the question. When do you know you’re ready? When you’ve combed through your story a hundred times? Check. Had someone you trust critique every single line? Check. Fixed obvious plot holes left from that middle of the night caffeine induced burst of inspiration when you changed the story completely? Check. Read entire manuscript out loud despite crazy looks from family? Check.

Wrote stunning query letter sure to blow prospective dream agents out of their office chairs in seizures of happiness? Well…I think so. But despite my feelings, I am leaving it to simmer on a back burner for a few weeks. When I return, I am hoping to find the brilliance I’m sure I left on the page but I’ve been in this position before. My biggest fear is sending out the query too soon, and thereby blowing my shot at those top ten agents I’d sell my soul for.

I think a little insecurity in this case might be a good thing. It might prevent me from acting impulsively. But I refuse to let fear cripple me forever so at some point I am moving forward…ready or not.

Here I come.


This post has been part of The Insecure Writer's Support Group.  Therapy priced just right for a starving writery budget.

Monday, March 26, 2012

I AM Lucky

At least when it comes to being tagged by the Lucky 7 meme.  Courtesy of Jennifer Burke over at Jen's Bookshelf.  Go pay her a visit if you haven't already because her blog is definitely worth it (just don't mention possums).  Damn Funny Aussie+Incredibly Talented Writer=Someone you should get to know now so you can say you knew her when...

Now on to the meme.  And by the way, what the hell does meme stand for anyway?  It sounds weird.  Meme, meme, meme, meme...weird.

Here be the rules:
1. Go to page 77 of your current MS
2. Go to line 7
3. Copy down the next seven lines as they are written - no cheating!
4. Tag 7 other writers and let them know

My lines with no explanation:

“You know, about the girls. You have to admit it is a little strange.”

I stopped and Tana turned back with an apologetic look.

“Tana, I have no idea what you’re babbling about.”

“The suicides in your family? How all the girls went crazy before they did it?”

“Come again?”

“You don’t know?” She gasped in shock and a wave of apprehension hit me. Maybe I didn’t want to know.
-end.

To the taggage! And I'll try not to knowingly tag anyone who has already been marked.

Katie Mills of Creepy Query Girl
Simon Carter of Constant Revisions
Claire Dawn of Points of Claire-ification
S.L. Hennessy of Pensuasion
Brian Russell of The Alchemy of Writing
Bethany Yeager of Ink-Splattered
Sarah McClung of Babbling Flow

I won't hate you if you decide not to participate because you are either too busy/cool/bored/under contract/don't have a clue who I am/don't have 7 lines to share, let alone 77 pages to share it from/or currently have a restraining order against me.

Friday, March 23, 2012

The 3 P's of Publishing

Thoughts of publishing usually evoke this image in my mind.

But theories are free and everyone has one so why not me? Besides I need to have a secret formula for that Today Show interview in the future. Bring it on, Matt Lauer…bring it on.

Practice: Some of us have more than one manuscript hidden in a drawer or gathering virtual cobwebs on an obsolete flash drive. While other’s concentrate for years on one story, a masterpiece, the Moby Dick of a new generation. I’m of the school of thought that practice makes perfect so I’m currently editing my fourth. And I know this one is far better than my first attempt. I believe even those who have spent countless months on one story should take a break. Shelve the masterpiece if only for a short time to write something completely different. Stretch yourself and practice your craft. You might gain a whole new perspective on your ‘white whale’.

Persevere: We live in a time where people find it all too easy to give up on their dreams. But every story we hear from those who have gone before us and had their work published have one thing in common. Despite multiple rejections, they never gave up. And I believe if there is a magic ingredient to the stew of success it is pushing forward. Never Surrender.

Pray: It can’t hurt, whether you want to go the traditional route on your knees, promising to give half your earnings to build bridges in Uganda or the slightly unorthodox way of dancing naked in your backyard under the light of a full moon.

Ok, the latter might not actually be part of a prayer ritual but it still makes for a fun Saturday night.


Does anyone have anything to add? Maybe some nugget of advice all of us aspiring writers need to hear? And if it starts with a ‘P’ even better.

Friday, March 16, 2012

The Analogy Wars

Katie Mills aka Creepy Query Girl has thrown down the challenge with the following analogy prompt and we have answered.

Writing is like picking a check-out line at the grocery store…just when you think the hard part is over, you realize you still have to pay.

But you have three options.

Self-Checkout, or Self-Publishing, can be a total shot in the dark.  For some it may work out fine.  Your products might not be as professionally packaged or bagged, and you may accidentally put a can of Bush's Steakhouse recipe baked beans on top of your whole wheat bread or placed semi-colons where all your commas should be, but you have no one to blame but yourself.  And you didn't have to tip the bag boy or give anyone a percentage of the profits, did you?


The Express Lane or the POD/Indie route is not one I am that familiar with.  About the only time I get to use this line is if I decide at the last minute I can't cope with another family get-together without a cheap bottle of grocery store wine.  I imagine the appeal is that the line is shorter and the process much quicker.  


The Cashier Lane or Traditional Publishing is my choice.  If you would rather have a professional scan your items and make sure there isn't a gaping hole in your bag of sugar this is the only way to go.  I don't think checking out or being published as fast as possible should ever be the ultimate goal.  It's not like we really have ice cream melting in our cart.  And I've met some of the most interesting people in this line...


This post proves that everything in our life can be turned into a writing analogy.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Between the Lines


Within the stories we read, watch, and write, are some truly amazing lines. Lines that make us tremble with emotion and stay with us long after the details of a story fade away.

"I will think of you as dead, until my husband makes it so…then I will think of you no more."-Rob Roy (movie):

"Are there any questions?" –Margaret Atwood, The Handmaid’s Tale (1986)

“...So do we pass the ghosts that haunt us later in our lives; they sit undramatically by the roadside like poor beggars, and we see them only from the corners of our eyes, if we see them at all."- Stephen King The Dark Tower IV

"My dear, I don't give a damn."-Margaret Mitchell, Gone With the Wind

The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, and miles to go
before I sleep, and miles to go before I sleep.-Robert Frost Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening.

"Here's the deal -- I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence."-Ricky Bobby aka Will Ferrell

"This is public school, if I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe...I get a bonus." -Principle Gibbons in Easy A.

And one of the lines I’m most proud of in my current wip: Sometimes hate doesn’t need a reason…just a target.


What’s some of your favorite lines?

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Insecure Writers: Love Me/Love Me Not

I have to remember and accept that not everyone will love me or my writing.  This fact of life hasn't changed since I played dodgeball at recess and it won't after I become published either.  But I hope I'm strong enough to blow it off if one day someone I greatly admire disses me in public.



The next slide was going to be Stephenie mowing down J.K. and Steve with a van but I thought I might be taking this post to a violent place...

I am open to compliments regarding my artistic abilities.  There is a reason I usually stick to words. 




This post is part of Alex J. Cavanaugh's Insecure Writer's Support Group. Because we all need a little group therapy.

Friday, February 17, 2012

More Very Short Letters


Dear Facebook addicts,
If Facebook shuts down, are you going to be roaming the streets shoving pictures in people's faces saying "DO YOU LIKE THIS?! DO YOU?!"
Sincerely, just asking.

Dear girls who dress like hookers,
What if I walked around dressed like a police officer and someone came up to me needing help? I'd have to say, "Oh, I'm not a police officer, I just dress like one."
Sincerely, It doesn't work that way

Dear next door neighbor,
If you won't stop your 3am parties, at least invite me to them!
Sincerely, trying to get to sleep.

Dear World,
Please stop arguing over whether or not it hurts more to give birth or pass a kidney stone. We have a clear winner.
Sincerely, just stepped on a lego.

Dear family and friends,
I will seriously leave all my money to anyone who will go to my funeral dressed as the grim reaper and just stand there.
Sincerely, I'm serious.

Dear teenage son,
No, I don't know if a prostitute getting pregnant is considered a work-related accident.
Sincerely, don’t you have homework to do?

Dear Apple and Blackberry,
Have you ever considered teaming up to make the ultimate device?
Sincerely, it could be called Pie.

Dear Mom,
Please understand LOL doesn't mean Lots of Love.
Sincerely, our dog just died, LOL.

Monday, February 13, 2012

The Origin of Me.

It all started in our basement in Maine cranking out one page copies of my brother Dave's gossip rag...no wait.  That was Stephen King.

Maybe it began when I was a young girl living in a small English town and inventing stories to entertain my younger sister...nope.  J.K. Rowling.

My story is far less exciting.  After being forever warped by a babysitting episode when I was five in which my brother let me watch 'Carrie' while he made out with his girlfriend, I was hooked.  When I turned eight, my parents decided to completely do away with our televisions for religious reasons.  The Horror.  But it forced me to read.  And read.  And read.

The love of a good story morphed into a life long affair with the written word.  I devoured whatever I could find from Flowers in the Attic by V.C. Andrews to The Sacketts by Louis L'Amour.  And anything/everything by Stephen King.  I delighted in writing horrific short stories to scare my sister with.  I may still have the first five chapters of a western I wrote when I was thirteen...in pencil.

My future was mapped out by the time I was in 5th grade.  I would attend college, before becoming a foreign correspondent.  Then later take Katie Couric's place on the Today Show.  After a few years of that, I would settle down with some very handsome wealthy man (preferably a celebrity, at the time this may have been Tom Cruise.  Don't judge me.) and have a few kids, all the while writing best-selling novels.

Instead I met my soul mate in a crappy little town on the far side of Arizona when I was still a teenager and my plans went all to hell.  It's ok.  Wingin' it hasn't been so bad.  For a long time I gave up on dreams that seemed so far out of reach. 

Then one day I had an epiphany.  Time was passing and if I didn't want to end up an old lady in a rocking chair wishing I'd at least given my dreams a fair shot, then I better get my ass in gear.

Besides, if some Mormon housewife with three kids could pump out a bestseller...so could I.

Now I can't imagine ever giving it up.  And that's my story.

What's yours?

This blogfest is being hosted by Alex J. Cavanaugh, DL Hammons, Katie Mills, and Matthew MacNish.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Insecure Writers Group: Time


I’m a day late with this post which only reinforces my greatest insecurity. Time. Where the hell is it going? It’s February already and I’m wondering exactly where January went or the whole of last year for that matter.

Am I spending enough time writing?  The conflicts of working a full time day job, along with the drama and needs of a large family tend to eat away at my ‘me’ time. Where some women might take a break to get a manicure, take a hot bubble bath, or have lunch with a girlfriend…I do not, at least not in a normal month.  I write.

I cut corners, create shortcuts, anything and everything I can do to have time to sit and bang away at imaginary worlds with made up characters that never do dishes or scrub toilets.  YES.

I combat my insecurity by telling myself I will reach my goals; it just might take a little longer than the original plan. And in the mean time, we will eat off paper plates, and learn to love casseroles from a box. I will continue to live with ragged cuticles, dry skin, and pissed off friends.

Because I have a story to write.

Note: This post is part of Alex Cavanaugh's Insecure Writers Support Group.  Check it out.  You know you want to.

Monday, January 30, 2012

Death and Taxes...Again.

It’s true. These are the two things we can’t escape. So every year around this time I put on my day job hat to talk about taxes and how it pertains to aspiring/published writers. With the economy today it’s even more important not to miss any deductions.

Here’s the good news: You can claim your writing expenses on your taxes even if you are NOT published. If you have actively been pursuing a writing career, and can show query letters (via post or email) in case you are ever audited (highly unlikely) then this is proof that your writing is not a hobby. You can write off all/any expenses you have incurred.

You are considered a "sole proprietor" unless you choose to have some other form of business. A sole proprietor is just another way of saying "self-employed," "independent contractor," or "freelancer." Income and expenses are reported on your 1040, Schedule C. Take a look at it by going to the IRS website.

Make sure you separate all writing income from other types of income you are reporting (easier if not published since it’s a big fat zero) and keep track of all your expenses by using a spreadsheet or financial software. Try to keep all of your receipts but don’t freak if you can’t find where you put them because a cancelled check or a bank statement can serve as backup.

The most relevant categories of expenses for aspiring/published writers are:

Advertising – this includes business cards and web-marketing.
Legal and professional services – Such as editing or proofreading fees.
Office expense – anything other than consumable routine supplies (those go in under supplies) this is more for items such as computer software or reference/writing books.
Repairs and maintenance – repairing your computer, for example
Supplies – routine office supplies like paper, toner, pens, pencils, notepads, etc.
Travel – the cost of traveling to a convention, meeting, or research trip.
Meals and entertainment – the cost of business meals, but be careful not to go overboard here as this is a common target in an IRS audit.
Home Office-If you have a home office, and it doesn’t have to be a separate room just a space used solely for your writing, then you need to calculate the square footage against the overall footage of your home. A percentage is deductible and so are all of your utilities. Most tax software will do this calculation for you.
Utilities –electricity, gas, water, waste removal.
Other expenses – such as Dues & Subscriptions, Website development, and internet connection as long as it’s used for writing purposes only.

If you have an expense that doesn’t fit into one of the other categories then put this under ‘Other Expenses’ as well.

Warning: The IRS likes to say if you report a loss for more than 2 years then this should be labeled a hobby but that’s not entirely true because it’s fairly normal for any business to have several years of losses before ever making a profit.

What this means is that you can write off expenses pretty much worry free for two years but after that you may be asked to prove you are trying new methods to increase your profit. It isn’t nearly as scary as it sounds. Just keep a list of your projects, any feedback or meetings with agents, contests you’ve entered, and all the conferences you attended.

I think that’s it for this long, rather boring post but please feel free to research this topic further on your own if needed.

Good luck and may your taxes not directly lead to your death! Because that would suck.

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Insecure Writers: Playing with Power


Words are powerful.  Maybe more so than the average person realizes.  They can lift us up or bring us crashing down.  They can ignite a generation, change a belief system, and make dreams come true.

They can also crush and conquer, damage and destroy those very same things.  Even if your goal is to write for entertainment purposes only (as mine is) you still have to understand that your words will have an impact.  They will have the power to affect those who read them.  Maybe that won't be very many.  Or maybe it will be millions.  It's not be taken lightly.  And sometimes the thought of this scares me a little.

Words can hurt or heal.  Which do you want your words to do?

With great power comes great responsibility.  Be prepared.  Don't play with it.

And yeah, I totally stole that line from Spiderman.  Still true.

This post is part of The Insecure Writer's Support Group, hosted by Alex J. Cavanaugh.

HooRah.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Insecure Writers: Measuring Success


You can’t measure your success against what others have achieved. Haven’t we all heard this before? Some people get an agent after querying for an hour, some wait for 3 years. Some peeps get a book deal and a movie in the works after a few months, while other’s wait on submission for a year.

In the end, no matter what it takes to get your book on the shelf, there will be people who love your writing and those who hate it. We are all eventually on equal terms.

My personal measuring stick has Stephen King at the top with J.K. Rowling a close second. If I let their success intimidate me, I would never put another word to paper again. But I’m not competing with them at this point. I’m competing with myself. I run a race against a clock of my own making. My greatest opponent is fear. But I’ve beaten it before…and I will again.

Maybe sometimes it wears J.K. Rowling’s face and I imagine beating the crap out of it with my measuring stick of success but that’s a topic for my therapist to handle.



Note: This post is for the Insecure Writers Support Group hosted by the awesomeness that is Alex Cavanaugh.

Friday, October 28, 2011

Mood Magic

Sometimes, if you're lucky, you can create a mood while you write that comes through in the words.

More than one writer has admitted to needing music to set the mood while writing, even going so far as to release playlists afterwards. It’s a great way to gain insight on what prompted certain scenes in your favorite book.

I wish it worked for me. Music is distracting, maybe because it never fades into the background with the rest of the noise in my house like Dora (hola, como estas?), children screaming, and the occasional crash of thrown toys.  It makes me want to dance or sing along, both of which is hard to do while typing.

I have to rely on different ways to set the mood and try to generate a little word magic. The weather outside the large window in front of my usual writing spot and the lighting in the room are a huge influence.  Not to mention my own internal conflict at the moment (if I ignore the laundry one more day...will my husband actually do it? I don't think so).

With this being Halloween weekend, I should have plenty of inspiration to take my current wip from dark to uber-creepy. I plan on squeezing in a few horror movies, reading a scary book or two, and then staying up late to write while the squeaks and rustles of my old house scare the crap out of me. Hopefully this will translate to my pages and eventually scare the crap out of you.


All of this building toward Monday when we can trick or treat and eat candy until we collapse into a sugar coma.

Good times…good times.

So how do you set the mood for your writing? And any awesome plans for this weekend?

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Lost in Your Head

I have a co-worker who has a habit of turning to someone and picking up a discussion mid-stream that apparently began in his head…several moments before. We tease him but it occurred to me that he has mastered the art of ‘in medias res’ without realizing it.

Which led me to muse on whether or not we are doing this within our story and completely unaware. I’m cleaning up the first draft of my current wip and noticing one or two scenes almost entirely without description, as if the reader can see my characters just as I do without any references to help guide them.

Not going to happen. You must set up the scene even if it’s only a few sentences. It doesn’t have to be at the beginning but at some point they need a clue to further ground themselves within your story.

Don’t leave them wondering or wandering, lost in your head without a map.




Sorry for screwing with my blog schedule…wait, did I have one? Sort of? I took a long weekend to write and celebrate a big birthday in my house. Did I miss anything?

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

The Big Picture


We can become so consumed by details we fail to see the beauty in the big picture. A small issue can suddenly become a boulder that blocks our path and keeps us from achieving our goals. 

Don't let it.

Whether it’s our story or something happening in our life, sometimes just taking a step back to check the view makes all the difference.




Oh, yeah

Monday, October 17, 2011

Find Your Muchness

One of my favorite scenes in Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland is when the Mad Hatter informs Alice she’s lost her muchness. There is some debate on what he meant exactly, whether it was her childhood belief and innocence, or the very essence of what made her…Alice.

But I prefer to think he meant her courage, her spirit in the face of adversity. And I realized something this past week while layering in subplots and adding twists to my current wip. Somewhere along the way, my story had lost its muchness. I stopped pushing the boundaries, and I must have been in a good mood about three quarters of the way through because suddenly everyone became very nice. Even my villain.

Not Good.

Then it occurred to me that maybe I have lost some of my own muchness. Have I become too civilized as an adult? Have I lost the courage and spirit to speak up when it’s not considered polite or when I believe in something that might not be popular? Every day I believe in the impossible but am I willing to back that up in my writing?

I vow today to be much muchier. And so does my manuscript. We may not be brandishing a sword but our pen rocks out loud.

How’s that for muchness?

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

I Quit!

Two little words…that carry so much weight and have such huge consequences. We’ve all said them at one time or another. I have several times in many different situations over the years. Sometimes I actually even meant it.

But never when it came to my writing.

How do you quit a dream? How do you quit something that fills you up and keeps you sane? Do you think you’re the only one who’s ever thought of quitting the struggle writers face each day? It doesn’t get any easier after being published either. The words do not magically flow to your fingertips after that first debut novel.

I imagine there were days when J.K. Rowling wanted to poke Harry in the eye, shave Hermione bald, and throw Ron under the nearest trolley. Or maybe Stephen King wanted to take his characters and…wait. Nevermind. He does torture his characters.

But they never quit. Oh, the horror if they had, the loss of all those stories which shaped us, made us believe the impossible and had a hand in forming who we are today.

Breaks are a necessary part of the writing process. Take a step back, catch your breath, mull over the possibilities, or just forget about it for a few weeks so you can recharge the magic. Then get to work again.  Because dreams don't happen if you aren't willing to sweat over them a little, or in some cases, a lot.

Save those other two words for more appropriate situations…like during the last conversation at your day job the morning after the film rights to your best selling novel are sold to the CW.

Then you can scream it. Or put it up in lights. Whatever works for you.




This has been a post for the Insecure Writers Support Group.


Because it’s no fun being nuts all by yourself.

 

Friday, September 30, 2011

Bad Hair Books

I highlight my own hair. It’s quicker and cheaper than going to a salon and sitting for hours so a professional can charge me an outrageous amount of money.

But there are risks to this. Once towards the end when I was extremely tired, I started slapping highlighting solution everywhere like there was no tomorrow. It actually didn’t look bad…until I pulled it up into a ponytail. But I rocked that look like I meant to do it. Because if you can’t fix it, then you gotta own it.

My sister colored her hair and then about halfway through the process freaked out and changed her mind. She washed out the solution and instead of a lighter color…it was no color. Her hair was completely gray. She had no choice but to go to a professional and have it repaired.

Have you ever read a book where the author did a great job until the end and then threw a lot of random events together to wrap it up quickly? Or they stopped in the middle of the story and just called it a day? I have and while I understand it might have been their vision all along or done for dramatic effect, it doesn’t seem very professional.


I don’t want my novel to end like a bad hair day. My highlights may never be salon quality (although I think they’re pretty badass) but my writing can be. Never go cheap on the story or settle for something less than your very best effort.


Can I get an Amen?