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i was just reading all my other former blog posts, and i thought it was kind of funny that i always said that i would right in a week, or even a month. well, here i am ten months later and i havent even thought about blogging. however, on this relaxing sunday afternoon with nothing else to do, i figured, ah, what the heck, i got nothing better to do. it is either write this or watch fanboy and chum chum...i think ill just stick to the first one.

i really do not understand my reasoning behind having a blog. in my first ever post, i said it was because i was bored and katie told me to. which was true. but looking back, i seriously don't get it. I'm pretty sure no one ever reads this, besides me, when i go back a year later and realize how lame my life was. but, if it'll make the time until dinner pass by faster, then why not. so...it has been a while. i suppose I'll tell you what's been going on over the last year.

so i am about to start my last week of being a sophomore EVER. well, until college. but that's not for a while. this school year has been pretty cool, or at least the last five and a half months have ;D. my bestest friend in the whole wide world, katherine toolson, is gonna be a senior in three days....scary. and it was this same best friend who i took to prom! :) it was pretty gosh darn fun! probably one of the funnest nights of my life :)


anyways, I'm not really sure what to say. nothing super crazy happened this past year. my sister got baptized. i rode a dirt bike. i got my license. stuff like that. but i am so happy that school is almost over! i am so sick of it! well, at least parts of it. mostly english and history. my history teacher is probably a pot head and my English teacher is a meenie poop. that's right. a meanie poop. we made the best Julius Caesar project in the world. guess what she gave us. A FREAKIN SIXTY TWO PERCENT. oh my gosh. i hate her. here's the video, see it for yourself. (if there's music playing right now you'll have to scroll down to the bottom and pause my playlist)

alright, so maybe it made no sense. but we explained it so it did. and we still only got a 62. bulllllll crappppp.

i, personally, thought the video was hilarious. along with every other human being that has watched it. oh well. forget you Mrs Monte.

it may seem as though my editing skills are quite amazing. we got a new computer (finally) and it has windows seven (it was all my idea, the commercials were lying to you). and the movie maker on there is pretty bombin. i made my mom a movie for mother's day. she loved it! ill post that later.

so fathers and sons was this last friday and saturday. it was pretty fun! me nick and dallin watched part of forest gump in dallin's car, then we basically just chilled outside til like midnight. on Saturday morning, we all packed up and everyone left. yesterday was a pretty busy day for me. i got up at 6:30 at camp, and got home around 10. then i mowed the lawn, showered, and then went to my dad's open house thing at work where we got food and little prizes and we saw basically what he does every day. then, like right after that, i went with nick, katie and devin to seeRobin Hood. it was possibly one of the goriest pg-13 movies of all time. and i recommend it to anyone. it was so awesome! russell crow is just a plain ol beast.

this summer is gonna be pretty cool. except for the fact that my best friend in the world will be at her dad's in virginia all summer :( but, on the bright side, from like june 18 or something to july 18 (something like that) me and my family are going to BELGIUM!!! woooohoo! i cant wait! its gonna be so awesome! and then when we come back, like a week later my belgian cousins are gonna stay here for a little bit. its gonna be pretty freakin sweet, since i havent seen them in like two years! and as for the rest of my summer, i have no idea what i'm gonna do. i should probably get a job. man im so lazy.

so.....thats basically whats been up and whats gonna go down. i wont say that i am for sure going to write a blog any time soon, but there could be a possibility of me doing it while im in belgium or in like august :P so for now, to all my blog readers, (how many is that, two?) i bid thee farewell, until my next post. until then, PEACE OUT GIRL SCOUT!

SuMmEr [again]

well its been a while since ive blogged it up. but thats cuz nothin super important happened. but i did do some cool stuffs. so here we go......

so i went to scout camp and it was cooler than we thought it would be. me nick spencer and dallin shared a huge tent. and by the end of the week, lets just say that smelled REALLY bad. we went swimming and canoeing in the freezing cold blue ridge reservoir and caught crawdads. we cooked the crawdads that night. they didnt taste that great. i guess thats why bro sherwood called crawdads "freshwater rats". then, believe it or not, i actually rapelled/rock climbed! i even free climbed with dallin! so ya camp was purdy dang sweet!

a couple of weeks ago my parents went to vegas WITHOUT ME. love you mom and dad ;D so i stayed at my cousins house for a couple of days. we pretty much swam, played video games, ate, and watched movies. story of my life. then i slept over at a different cousins house. my cousin really wanted to watch confessions of a shopaholic. and i didnt. but she won. so we were watchin it and it was like 11 and i was still watchin it. but i didnt even know that she had fallen asleep, and so did my other cousin. so i ended up watching the whole movie for NO REASON. oh well. the next day me and my cousin were hunting little ground squirrels at my gramas cuz she lives out in the middle of the desert. i guess the bb guns werent strong enough cuz i hit one right in the chest and it just fell over and ran away. what the heck. but we found a rat that was half dead so we were shooting it over and over. i finally shot it on the top of its head int it died. poor thing. oh well! then my parents came back and we went home.

last week was our "family fun week". and it was pretty dang sweet! on monday we went to a public pool. i swear those diving boards were on steroids or something...they bounced like crazy! and then on tuesday we went bowling. mom thinks she kicked my butt, but its only cuz i let her win. i mean, who got a strike on the first bowl of the game? i did! then i hung out with my family n stuff. on saturday we had some family friends come over for the fourth of july. it was pretty fun.

this last monday i went to a diamondbacks vs padres game [let the record show that we won]. my parents got free tickets from the place they play volleyball at. we had an extra ticket, so we brought along joey. it was pretty awesome. we saw people from school, and the vendor who is really loud and always yells out "LEMONADE!! LEMONADE!! LIKE GRAMA MADE!! haha that guy is my idol. well not really.


and then im gonna go to camp with my cuzin on the 20th-25th to help my grampa cook. it should be fun, and its around the same place i went to camp. but other thatn that, im not sure what im doin for the rest of summer. probly just chill with my buds. schools coming closer...better make the best of the rest of my summer!

well thats it. ill probly write another blog in like a month.
if your lucky.
haha

buh-bye now!!

~@!3)(@/\/[)R0

Summer!!

so weve been on summer break for almost two weeks now. and ive still seen katie every day. hooray. haha =P so ive been trying to get some moolah to pay off my broken retainer, and i need money for other stuff too. so i helped the pospissils move like a bajillion toys from downstairs to their upstairs bonus room, not to mention the huge cabinet thingy that i had to call justin and joey to come over and help me move. but it was definately worth it, i got 30 bucks!! and this week, im feeding dallins dogs for 25 bucks. and this morning i took maddy to come play with the dogs. well, she didnt really play with them. unless you define "play" as in stay on the playground where the dogs cant reach you, stand on the other side of the pool fence, and have me carry her across the yard so she wouldnt get mauled by the nice doggies. thats the last time im takin her.

and next week i start the wylers yard. 10 bucks a week! and then i start brother webbs yard. thats another 30 bucks per week. and im gettin paid to feed his dog in most of july. score!! so if i throw in a couple of babysitting jobs, a couple more lawns, and possibly work as a bag boy, ill be loaded. which is a good thing. because my parents are buyin a truck from my grandparents. and they say that i can drive it if i pay for gas and insurance. and i have to pay ten bucks per month for textin. so i guess id better get a lot of money this summer, or get a part time job during skool, i guess. but i suppose it doesnt really matter that we get a truck for me. im ashamed to say that i failed my permit test a month ago, and havent gone back yet. but im still studying and am 90% sure ill pass this time. then i can drive!! yay!!

well, im out of stuff to say. so seeya!
PEACE OUT GIRL SCOUT


~ALEHANDRO

Cheesy Pickup Lines

So the other day i was textin my best buddie all these random pickup lines and just thought i'd share SOME of them. Plus my momma said i should write a blog with the pickup lines. so...yeah. here they are!! [some of these are ones katie sent me too] you'd have to be a total idiot to fall for these.

My love for you is like diarrhea, i just cant hold it in

Kiss me if im wrong, but your name is mahamad? [pretty sure that one only works if the persons name isnt mahamad]

Hey, you look like my first wife [how many have you had?] None. lame

Ill bet you i can kiss you without using my lips...oops i lose.

Can i have a picture of you to show santa what i want for christmas this year? ohh thats a good one


POOF {what are you doing?} I'm here! now what are your other two wishes?! thats GENIE-ous!

Do you have the time? No, the time to write down my number. woowwwww

i got skittles in my mouth...wanna taste the rainbow?

what is on your butt...my eyes!!! hahahahahahahahaha thats a favorite





well im bored so im gonna go on to chuck norris jokes


chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad. oh dang

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement

Chuck norris is 1/8 cherokee. this has nothing do do with ancestry, he ate the indian

c.n. made ellen degeneres straight. hhahaha burrnnnn

c.n once kicked a baby elephant into puberty. haha randommm



so yeah. im really bored, cant you tell? well, tomarrow is father and sons, so ill probably be writing another blog. cool stuff is gonna happen. i can feel it. LATER!!

=(

well, im still phoneless. just in case you were wondering.

Math teech

well, the other day, i was in math, and my friend chuck said some big word that i had no clue what it meant. so i said "wow charles, that was a pretty big word." and freakin mrs parcell told me to stay after class to "communicate with my parents". so i stayed, wasting my precious lunch time. she called what she thought was my moms cell fone, but mine started ringing....kinda creepy... and then i gave her the right number and she called like 5 times and said the answering machine was saying " hey its ishy" but it wasnt saying that, it was saying muche, not ishy, my moms nick name. then she tried calling my house phone but my mom wasnt home, she was out with my dad and my lil brothers. then she tried calling my dad at his work, but he was gone too, so no use in that. then she was going to email my parents, and i told her to go for it. but then she finally decided to call my dads cell and leave a message......gosh she seemed so desparate to tell on me!! she made me write a sorry letter to him. i think it said something like this:

dear chucky,
im very sorry if i hurt your feelings.
love,
alex

hahahaha i dont think she has given it to him yet. she told the class to be nice to charles, and about 10 minutes later she totally dissed him!!!!!! HYPOCRITE!!!

Spring Break

so here's what i did for the past week:

friday- i think we just went to the wash with our foam weapon stuff and beat each other. fun stuff

saturday-went to the polonesian festival thingy with my family and went to the gilbert dance, they only let me in because i tucked my hair behind my ears to get in

sunday-church, fireside at bro hannemans...

monday- hung out with the crew, beat on each other, went to chick fil a with family and then build a bear!! whoooo!!

tuesday-hang out all day, go play churchball [we owned of course] and had a late night at devins.

wednesday-went to devins house and made a chain reaction thingy to star a fan in his garage: you pull a string which makes a softball roll into a bucket which falls and pulls a stick out that is holding a bball which rolls and hits into a cabinet and makes a ruler go down a zip line thingy and knocks over a stick onto a rope wich releases three softballs into a bucket that pulls a rope which is tied to some ribbon which flips the switch to turn on the fan.....all that when we could have just gotten up and turned it on =P churchball again that night [kicked butt]

thursday- stayed home to babysit so mom could go out and eat with sis greene. then hung out with justin and later went to walmart with joey devin nico and justin to get more weapon stuff. made weapons at devins and then went home

friday- packed for the cabin in pinetop, and left around 2ish. drive for 3 hours and got to cabin. unloaded all of our stuff and then went to safeway and mcdonalds. later that night the greenes got there.

saturday-rode jacks sweet mountain bike down the big hill, shot the bb/pellet gun and went to the lake to skip rocks fish and have a picnic. made a fire for fun, and had pizza for dindin. yum

sunday[today]- packed, shot the gun a little more, ate some leftover pizza and went home. ate noodles with salsa [yeah, wierd huh] and started blogging......

so yeah that was my basically mega terrific spring break synopsis! the end! =P