An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman are in a pub, talking about their children.

"My first son was born on St. George's Day," said the Englishman. "So I named him George."

"That's a coincidence!" said the Scotsman. "My boy was born on St. Andrew's Day, and so I named him Andrew."

The Irishman said, "That's amazing! Exactly the same thing happened with my son, Pancake."

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Q. What's depressed and lives in the Arctic?
A. A bipolar bear.

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