BAH!!! Bah, I say.

First of all, why the hell don't these idiots understand that just because the answer I am giving them is not what they want to hear that doesn't mean I am NOT answering their question.

Second of all, if some stupid (insert profanities here) tech uninstalls open office from my machine at work again, I'm going to put a bomb in the monitor, I swear.

*pulling hair*