captainmurphy2021_934
Howlin Mad Murphy
United States
It's all a joke, calm down now...
It's all a joke, calm down now...
Currently Offline
If it's free, it's on me
Commissar Murphy: By The People, For The People

I try to be up front with people, so let's get some things straight first...

Fun Facts: -Adult before you ask

-Past my expiration date

-Brainrot Card Farmer

-Mostly reclusive lone wolf

-Pass the solitude sorry, not sorry

-Seemed to have misplaced my heart

-UNDISPUTED KING of late replies amongst most friends

-Will wishlist, follow, and afk play whatever for free +1 keys

-KICKS = UNFOLLOW

-Gathers data and games for no damn reason

-On a quest to collect all free trash on steam using steamdb (I'M DONE REMOVING & FILTERING BOTH SHOVELWARE & NSFW CONSTANTLY, I'M OVER IT LOL)

-Adds all assorted trash for +1 LOL (if it's a game, dlc, app, tool, or soundtrack, I'll add it)

-Wins all kinds of garbage, ALMOST never my type of preferred games, though I DO appreciate giveaway creators! (this is across multiple sites as a whole, not just only steamgifts!!!)

-Made everything public for said free keys and +1s

-If I got it, doesn't mean I ACTUALLY play it (even then, it's prob just idle), consider this before invites or insults, pick your poison =) I know what I am and I know what I'm not. Any of your problems with me are entirely your own, and you're entitled to them!

-If we do play in a private party, I do have tendencies to still act as if I'm in game chat since I am a bit crazy and forget, so ignore competitive insults!!! They are most often not intended for or towards you, you will know when they are LOL

-If I sent you to the lobby, or you sent me (vice versa), remember that it's only a game!!!! All anger, competition, insults, and jokes aside...

-My wishlist is a walking ad department for mostly curators, indie devs, and nsfw bs.

-In truth, I am more of a retro, or classic games modded out player than being into more current games of the day (save for the occasional sweaty or ratty extraction plays, depending on the player group, or goop withdrawal and excess toxicity of everyday life. Once in a while a battle royale here or there.) There are few exceptions to this rule with me, but they do exist (certain survival, strategy, fps, etc.)

-Usually afk, farming ARP, trading cards, achievements, idling, twitch lurking, or stuck in the past on bad trips

-I idle the dumbest stuff fr

-Not much of a trader (I'm starting to look into it, but I'm really just trying to level up)

-Down in the dumps just like most of my +1s

-Awaiting the ultimate reset of life

-Death is not the end, my friends

-And for all those haters if ya made it this far, it's only a game...

-For any potential giveaway haters, every now and then, I win something worthwhile... Like those Plague Tale games for instance. You may think I'm ungrateful perhaps, but not necessarily. I appreciate adding a won title. At least I actually activate the keys, after all... And if they have trading cards at least I can farm them. If I offend you or ya hate me then blacklist, remove, or block me. It could be worse, at least I'm not a bot... LOL

-If I won your giveaway and cannot activate the key, deletion is fine, although I would prefer a replacement even if it had to be for a different game if you choose to elect to

-Thank you in advance if I won your giveaway and for the chance to win!

-Thank you to all you fellow gamers and steamgift rockers that actually accept me!!!!!!!!!!!

(= That's all ya need to know =)
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Comments
Jun 18 @ 1:23am 
-rep not polite :steamthumbsdown:
May 8 @ 10:16am 
:aahealth:
Apr 18 @ 8:51pm 
+rep:slotstar:
Mar 23 @ 1:13pm 
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Jan 17 @ 9:49am 
I hope you will always encounter much good fortune and happiness >
Jun 26, 2025 @ 8:48am 
I will give another key I have some more maybe they will work before I delete let me try another key.