*sneaks into community*

Spock! The Gangstas shall not have you, my love! I have come to rescue you!

*steals Star Trek*

*runs like hell*

I fear that every Homie in this city will be after me. I must disguise myself.

*dons pointy ears*

No, I don't think that will work either...

*disappears into the night*

-Luinil, the dweeby white girl