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Wed, Dec. 21st, 2005 12:50 am
Pandora is a really great tool to discovering new music. You should try it out!

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Wed, Dec. 21st, 2005 12:17 am
The Moon Card
You are the Moon card. Entering the Moon we enter
the intuitive and psychic realms. This is the
stuff dreams are made on. And like dreams the
imagery we find here may inspire us or torment
us. Understanding the moon requires looking
within. Our own bodily rhythms are echoed in
this luminary that circles the earth every
month and reflects the sun in its progress.
Listening to those rhythms may produce visions
and lead you towards insight. The Moon is a
force that has legends attached to it. It
carries with it both romance and insanity.
Moonlight reveals itself as an illusion and it
is only those willing to work with the force of
dreams that are able to withstand this
reflective light. Image from: Stevee Postman.
http://www.stevee.com/


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Changing only my answer to the Color question:


The Sun Card
You are the Sun card. The light of the Sun reveals
all. The Sun is joyful and bright, without fear
or reservation. The childish nature of the Sun
allows you to play and feel free. Exploration
can truly take place in the light of day when
nothing is hidden. The Sun's rays fill you with
energy so that you may live life to its
fullest, milking pleasure out of each day. Such
joy and energy can bring wealth and physical
pleasure. To shine in the light of day is to
have confidence, to soak up its rays is to feel
the freedom of a child. Image from: Stevee
Postman. http://www.stevee.com/


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Mon, Dec. 19th, 2005 10:24 am
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My ethnically enhanced global village name is Ahalya Mandisa.
Take The Global Village Multi Culti Name Generator today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.


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Mon, Dec. 19th, 2005 01:38 am
Caffeine: From The Dilbert Blog

Recently I quit caffeine. My doctor seems to think that 17 Diet Cokes per day is too much. In case you ever consider getting off caffeine yourself, let me explain the process. You begin by sitting motionlessly in a desk chair. Then you just keep doing that forever because life has no meaning.

I’m more ambitious than most people, so I graduated to staring at a spot on the wall and listening to my own ears ringing. That killed an afternoon. Soon I was looking at my right hand and wondering why it wasn’t drawing comics.

People say that medical school is difficult. But as far as I can tell, being a doctor mostly involves telling people to stop doing things they enjoy.

Doctor: “What’s wrong?”
Patient: “My leg hurts.”
Doctor: “Do you have a good sex life?”
Patient: “Well, yes, as a matter of fact I do.”
Doctor: “Stop having sex. What else do you like?”
Patient: “I like my dog, Fluffy.”
Doctor: “You’re allergic. Get rid of Fluffy. And stop eating food that tastes good.”

I’m trying to think of ways to make my work easier to compensate for the lack of caffeine. Dilbert already has no mouth and no eyeballs. I’m thinking of getting rid of his ears and maybe one arm. And Dogbert might have follow Tinkerbell’s example and just be bright spot that talks.

I would write more, but time just stood still.



EDIT: He took down this entry recently. Don't know why. But I've still got it here! YAY!

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Mon, Dec. 19th, 2005 01:13 am
Passing this along from jayelde:

Watch This Video Clip

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Mon, Dec. 19th, 2005 12:15 am
I HAD to share this:


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Wed, Dec. 14th, 2005 10:39 pm
Weird...my headache is coming back :( I just took two Tylenol #2's. My jaw is also sore - feels like a bit of lock-jaw or something...TMJ problems I guess...poopy :(

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Wed, Dec. 14th, 2005 07:34 pm
Q: WHAT'S MOLDY?

A: A MONKISH DEVILS.

Q: WHAT'S REALLY MOLDY?

A: A MONKISH DEVILS WITHOUT YOUR SPASTICATED SWASTY.

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Wed, Dec. 14th, 2005 05:57 pm
Using my LJ icon (my default one) I apparently look like Rita Hayworth and Ginger Rogers.

Using other pics, I look like Nana Mouskouri, Alyson Hannigan, and Avril Lavigne.

Found here thanks to theblackdog2071.

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Mon, Dec. 12th, 2005 12:35 pm
I need to take more pictures.

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