The Fast Lane
The fast lane is there in order to pass people... not in order to be passed. Why why WHY do people insist upon sitting in the fast lane when others are trying to pass them?! The signs that say "slower traffic stay right"... does that not apply to these idiots? Fine, if you're passing someone who's going slower, go into the fast lane then get out of it. I wonder if some of these people feel that since they're going a whopping 5 mph over the speed limit, that somehow qualifies them as "fast" or likely to pass everyone, so they feel they BELONG in the fast lane.
All I know is that if a state trooper came up behind any of these people, going 95 mph, they'd move the fuck out of the way or get a fist up their tail pipe.
Makes me want to get a Crown Vic and state troop-ify it. You never know if it could possibly get some of the mucus-trail invertebrates out of the way.
All I know is that if a state trooper came up behind any of these people, going 95 mph, they'd move the fuck out of the way or get a fist up their tail pipe.
Makes me want to get a Crown Vic and state troop-ify it. You never know if it could possibly get some of the mucus-trail invertebrates out of the way.
