Like most relationships based on love, we feel compelled to endlessly nag, critique, denigrate and chastise the object of our affection. Your Logo Makes Me Barf is a website for designers with a sense of humor. We serve up the best worst logos from around the world with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Our audience is a mix of creative industry workers, professional designers, aspiring designers, and a general public pulled in by too-insane-not-to-share design disasters. TOPJITU
Bad company logos: our posts
We post at least three times a week, sometimes more, hopefully not less. Many of our posts are submitted by barfers (aka readers) like you. Weâre committed to original content that you havenât seen anywhere else and try and only pick on logos that have been used in a commercial context.
Worst casino logos: we gamble
So you created a new online casino. Big deal. How to actually attract gamblers now? A good product maybe, a splendid Online Casino Bonus or a shit ton of games? None of the above! Just create a shitty logo and it will go your way. Trust us, the worse the logo, the more players joining rapidly.
Poorly designed logos: our authors
YLMMB has multiple authors, and yes, we use pseudonyms. Not everyone has a sense of humor and weâd rather not be harassed IRL by people who canât take a joke. Some of us are graphic designers, some of us arenât. Weâre all design lovers, creative types and media addicts. We spend way too much time on our computers. Weâre mostly based in the flat, middle parts of the United States. TOPJITU
The Real Barfy Logos of New York
Barfers, we need to talk. About something important: reality television. Reality TV is the newest way to make a living doing almost nothing, and you have to love that. How else would you explain the existence of this person? Or this t-shirt? This is the heart of the issue. Whatâs better than coining a catchphrase, then hawking merchandise of said catchphrase? Only saying something stupid and planning to hawk merchandise WITHOUT putting time, energy, or money into the graphic design. Like this person: Alex McCord of Bravoâs The Real Housewives of New York. Alex says something stupid in the seriesâ latest episode. 30 seconds in, she declares fellow housewife Sonja Morgan is a THUG IN A COCKTAIL DRESS: Luckily, Alex is a graphic designer, so her merch is ready and standing by! LORD. Itâs a whoâs who of bad fonts. What kind of body fits that dress? Itâs like Betty Boop with implants. Maybe we can get the thug out of the cocktail dress and into a graphic design class. Just an idea. Donât get all aggressive on me, IâM JUST BEING REAL. TOPJITU
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Tagged as: real housewives, reality TV
Butts by Design
Alex sent along this little gem. WELCOME BACK, BY DESIGN! WE MISSED YOU! Yes, one of our most infamous, hated trends, by design. A fail all on its own. Though, I must also make the observation that no matter how tempting making a logo out of initials might be, if you initials then form a butt, you have failed. Butts by Design. Cut and print. KARTUTOTO
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Tagged as: barf bag, butts, by design
Donât Mind If We Do
Itâs the only way that we can handle this logo, really. To follow the instructions that itâs laying out for us. GET IT? Poor barfer Sara passes this every day on the way to work. If only Sara could be stoned too. Then the utter obviousness of this logo might be tolerable. GET IT? ITâS A BEE ON A STONE! BSTONED! KARTUTOTO
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Tagged as: barf bag, name fail
Your Logo Needs Anti-Aliasing HELP
When creating a mark for your design company do not â I repeat: DO NOT â do anything to bring Internet Explorer to mind. Like, you know, including the IE logo in your own. Thanks to Barfer Eli. KARTUTOTO
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Tagged as: anti-aliasing hell
Full Service Dental
Thanks, Mina! Iâve gotta get to Village Family Dental Spa. There is no waiter at my dentistâs office. There are no suits at my dentistâs office, they all wear SCRUBS. How low brow. Also, as Mina points out, what do they do, serve your rotten tooth to you after they pull it out? For your dining pleasure? Yum. Iâm booking my appointment as we speak.
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Tagged as: barf bag, Stick Figures
An Ounce of MIND NUMBING TERROR
This little gem gave one of our barfers, who remains anonymous for their own protection, nightmares as a child. HOLY SHIT! In Mansfield/Ontario/Richmand county, viruses donât just get you sick. They chew on GLASS AND NEEDLES! How are we possibly going to stand a chance? We canât even really prevent them, because they are EATING OUR PREVENTION! Iâm scurred. DJARUM4D
