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Movies I Canât Stop Injecting Road Runner x Wile E. Coyote Fanfic Into My Blood By Danielle Han September 26, 2026 | 3:30pm
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Movies How Many Human Bodies Is the Acceptable Number to Find While Doing a Little Roadwork? By Jim Vorel September 26, 2026 | 8:00am
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Movies Ben Affleckâs Kids Donât Need Dating Advice From Their Dad, Apparently By Margo Moran September 25, 2026 | 9:00pm
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Mary Peltolaâs Alleged Past Could Jeopardize Alaskaâs Democratic FutureBy Danielle HanSeptember 24, 2026 | 5:22pm -
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Gavin Newsom Is the 2028 Candidate For SuckersBy Jacob WeindlingSeptember 23, 2026 | 4:10pm -
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So Your College Isnât Diverse Enough for Marketing Purposes? Just AI-Generate Some Black Students Into Existence!By Jim VorelSeptember 23, 2026 | 10:59am -
Is Trumpâs So-Called âRespectâ for Women in the Room With Us, Karoline Leavitt?By Danielle HanSeptember 23, 2026 | 9:26am -
Ethan Hawkeâs Suggestion for Making Art? âHave a BackboneâBy Margo MoranSeptember 23, 2026 | 7:46am -
JD Vanceâs Dumb Anti-Fraud Task Force Just Axed Health Care for Hundreds of ThousandsBy Danielle HanSeptember 22, 2026 | 5:24pm -
I Donât Want To Learn Any More Things About Matthew McConaughey, ActuallyBy Claire GuinanSeptember 22, 2026 | 4:14pm -
Christina Applegateâs Back!By Margo MoranSeptember 22, 2026 | 3:29pm -
That Marks at Least Three Times Trumpâs Dreamed Out Loud About Wiping Out IranBy Danielle HanSeptember 22, 2026 | 3:02pm -
Color Me Shocked: No One Wanted To Go to Kid Rockâs MAGA FestBy Margo MoranSeptember 22, 2026 | 2:22pm -
The Meghan Markle and Ellen DeGeneres Hangout Pics Just DroppedBy Claire GuinanSeptember 22, 2026 | 1:30pm -
Miley Cyrus Accused of Le Plagiarism by French Disco IconBy Alise MoralesSeptember 22, 2026 | 11:50am -
Turns Out Susan Collins Was Way More of a Sellout Than We ThoughtBy Danielle HanSeptember 22, 2026 | 9:46am -
ICE is Quietly Hiding the Names and Locations of Detainees With Final Orders of RemovalBy Danielle HanSeptember 21, 2026 | 4:21pm -
Melissa McCarthy Reveals JonBenÃĐt Ramsey TheoryBy Claire GuinanSeptember 21, 2026 | 2:18pm -
Snooki Wants You To Get a Pap SmearBy Claire GuinanSeptember 21, 2026 | 11:44am -
Even Ronald Reagan Agreed That Only Tyrants Go After the PressBy Danielle HanSeptember 21, 2026 | 9:54am -
Could Channing Tatum Be This Bad at Social Media?By Nora Biette-TimmonsSeptember 21, 2026 | 9:37am -
ESPN Is in the Business of ESPNBy Jacob WeindlingSeptember 21, 2026 | 8:04am -
Comment of the Week: âThe End of the Ad Features a LeopardâĶâBy Danielle HanSeptember 20, 2026 | 10:00am -
An Imagined Conversation Between JD Vance and Emily in ParisBy Claire GuinanSeptember 19, 2026 | 5:00pm -
Being Tom Cruiseâs Prosthetic Artist Sounds Like My Nightmare RealizedBy Claire GuinanSeptember 18, 2026 | 5:04pm -
Miley Cyrus Has a Vinyl of Her New Album Ready for Dolly PartonBy Margo MoranSeptember 18, 2026 | 3:03pm -
Nancy Mace Says There Are So Many Dumbasses in the World....... Funny, That!By Danielle HanSeptember 18, 2026 | 2:09pm -
Epstein Survivors Sue His Estate, Alleging He Possessed CSAM Material From When They Were KidsBy Danielle HanSeptember 18, 2026 | 1:21pm -
Barbra Streisand Logs On To Elegantly Squash TrumpBy Margo MoranSeptember 18, 2026 | 12:20pm -
Kendall Jenner on if She Would Hook Up With Cara Delevingne: âNever Say NeverâBy Claire GuinanSeptember 18, 2026 | 11:18am -
The Trump Administration is Literally Shooting for the StarsBy Danielle HanSeptember 18, 2026 | 9:16am -
More Flattering Factoids About His Majesty King CharlesBy Claire GuinanSeptember 17, 2026 | 8:00pm -
Live from New York, Itâs SNLâs Chronically Online Era!By Margo MoranSeptember 17, 2026 | 6:00pm -
Republican in Trump +15 District Airs Anti-Trump AdBy Jacob WeindlingSeptember 17, 2026 | 3:34pm -
2 Oklahoma Women Are Suing the State for Being Denied Emergency AbortionsBy Danielle HanSeptember 17, 2026 | 2:43pm -
I Am Begging People To Stop Being Weird About Selena GomezBy Claire GuinanSeptember 17, 2026 | 2:41pm -
Jack Antonoff Doesnât Want to Sing Your Lovey-Dovey Song RequestsBy Margo MoranSeptember 17, 2026 | 11:47am -
Look Whoâs ~Smitten~! (Dakota Johnson and Machine Gun Kelly)By Claire GuinanSeptember 17, 2026 | 11:23am -
Classy! Mike Johnson Saves Himself by the BellBy Danielle HanSeptember 17, 2026 | 11:01am -
At Least One Singer-Songwriter Isnât Being a Disappointment This Week!By Margo MoranSeptember 17, 2026 | 8:50am -
Give It a Shot Documents the Long Quest for Real Male Birth ControlBy Jim VorelSeptember 17, 2026 | 8:00am -
Whoops! Travis Kelce Fell for a Ponzi Scheme Called âSwiftarcâBy Claire GuinanSeptember 16, 2026 | 3:34pm -
The Good, the Bad, and the Trainwrecks of Night 1 of Dancing with the StarsBy Margo MoranSeptember 16, 2026 | 3:19pm -
Family of Tierra Walker, Who Died Because of Texasâ Abortion Ban, Sues Ken Paxton and the Doctors That Wouldnât Treat HerBy Danielle HanSeptember 16, 2026 | 3:13pm -
ICE Doesnât Even Know How Many of its Detainees Suffered a MiscarriageBy Danielle HanSeptember 16, 2026 | 1:30pm -
Lena Dunham Is a Mother!By Claire GuinanSeptember 16, 2026 | 12:32pm -
Kim Kardashian Awarded 1 Euro in Damages for Paris RobberyBy Claire GuinanSeptember 16, 2026 | 11:14am -
Oh, Great, Another Whistleblower Report Warning Us About This Yearâs ElectionsBy Danielle HanSeptember 16, 2026 | 10:37am -
Someone Saw Olivia Munn and Shailene WoodleyâWho Share a Common Exâin âDeep ConversationâBy Claire GuinanSeptember 15, 2026 | 4:30pm -
Kash Patel on Why the FBI Changed Its Mind on Bestiality Hires: We Donât Want To âPunish VictimsâBy Danielle HanSeptember 15, 2026 | 1:47pm -
The Biggest Question Marks from the EmmysBy Claire GuinanSeptember 15, 2026 | 12:29pm -
Ed Sheeran Revealed As Little TwerpBy Alise MoralesSeptember 15, 2026 | 11:39am -
So Nice That Outlets Are Interviewing Tilly Norwood Instead of, Like, Real Women!By Danielle HanSeptember 15, 2026 | 10:32am -
So, We Should Get Updates on Elon Muskâs âHistorically Accurate,â AI-Generated Odyssey Soon, Right?By Jim VorelSeptember 15, 2026 | 8:00am -
Someone Tell Helen Mirren to Stop Asking AI for Medical AdviceBy Claire GuinanSeptember 14, 2026 | 4:47pm -
Who Would Rather Hang Out With Chris Brown Than James Talarico!??!By Danielle HanSeptember 14, 2026 | 4:05pm -
Louisiana and the FDA Are Two Sides of the Same Anti-Abortion CoinBy Danielle HanSeptember 14, 2026 | 3:33pm -
In Honor of Baby Gaga, Here Are Some Tasteful Baby Names Inspired by Lady Gagaâs DiscographyBy Claire GuinanSeptember 14, 2026 | 12:45pm -
AI Doomsdayâs Got Nothing on the Mike Johnson Urge To Just Take It up the TailpipeBy Danielle HanSeptember 14, 2026 | 10:44am -
Sydney Sweeney Is Continuing Her Career as a Professional TrollBy Nora Biette-TimmonsSeptember 14, 2026 | 10:32am -
Even a MAGA Congressmanâs Plane Crash Is Apparently a Democrat ConspiracyBy Jim VorelSeptember 14, 2026 | 8:30am -
In Tribute: Sports Books to Read That Are So Gloria SteinemBy Jessica QuiroliSeptember 14, 2026 | 8:00am -
Comment of the Week: âThe Total Lack of Self-Respect ConventionâBy Claire GuinanSeptember 13, 2026 | 2:00pm -
Mourn the Canadian Booze Ban and Trade War with the Perky Toronto CocktailBy Jim VorelSeptember 13, 2026 | 8:00am -
Why Donât We Have Democracy Sausages??By Danielle HanSeptember 12, 2026 | 3:00pm -
The Reflecting Pool Renovation Has Somehow Become EVEN MORE BOTCHED?By Jim VorelSeptember 12, 2026 | 8:00am -
This Week in Reality TV: Phaedra Parks from RHOA and CT Tamburello from The Challenge Might Be in a PR RelationshipBy Claire GuinanSeptember 11, 2026 | 4:41pm -
It Only Took 20 Years of Privacy Invasion to Get a Bottle of Water Through a TSA CheckpointBy Jim VorelSeptember 11, 2026 | 2:33pm -
Brooks Nader on Her Viral Topless Moment: Father Has âSelective Hearing and Selective SeeingâBy Claire GuinanSeptember 11, 2026 | 10:55am -
The FCC Can Moan About "Equal Time" to Kimmel, But They Seem to Forget the Internet ExistsBy Jim VorelSeptember 11, 2026 | 10:47am -
Trump Is Freely Admitting That Even With $100 Oil, There's Zero Plan to End the Iran WarBy Jim VorelSeptember 10, 2026 | 4:32pm -
The Aaron Rodgers/Shailene Woodley Breakup of 2022 Just Got MessierBy Claire GuinanSeptember 10, 2026 | 4:25pm -
For 236 Years, the Census Never Excluded Residents for Their Immigration Status. Guess Who Wants To Change That?By Danielle HanSeptember 10, 2026 | 2:13pm -
Donât Even THINK About Thinking Anything Negative About Jennifer Lawrenceâs New Instagram ProfileBy Claire GuinanSeptember 10, 2026 | 1:44pm -
Example 1,000 of MAGA Not Understanding Satire: Starship Trooper Uniforms for the Space ForceBy Jim VorelSeptember 10, 2026 | 11:46am -
National Treasure Andrew Garfield Reported Safe by Owen Thiele After Emergency Plane LandingBy Claire GuinanSeptember 10, 2026 | 10:37am -
âPretend Iâm on the Ballot This Year,â Trump Pled Voters on Night 1 of the RNC ConventionBy Danielle HanSeptember 10, 2026 | 9:48am -
Does Vivek Ramaswamy Know How to Swing a Baseball Bat? A Splinter InvestigationBy Jacob WeindlingSeptember 10, 2026 | 9:30am -
Ectopic-Related Pregnancy Deaths Are on the RiseâEspecially in States Where Abortion Is BannedBy Danielle HanSeptember 9, 2026 | 4:16pm -
A Pointless Trade War Is One Thing, but Iâll Be Damned If They Take Our Canadian BoozeBy Jim VorelSeptember 9, 2026 | 3:17pm -
Need These Megan Thee Stallion Quotes on a T-Shirt ASAP!!!By Claire GuinanSeptember 9, 2026 | 1:59pm -
What if You and I Kissed on the CoâStar Dating App for Book Lovers?By Danielle HanSeptember 9, 2026 | 1:38pm -
Missouri Is Now in Full-On Constitutional Crisis As Midterms LoomBy Jim VorelSeptember 9, 2026 | 11:14am -
Lady Gagaâs So-Called âFriendsâ Claim She Eloped and DisappearedBy Claire GuinanSeptember 9, 2026 | 10:45am -
Another Year, Another Lawsuit Alleging Amazon Mistreats and Punishes Its Pregnant EmployeesBy Danielle HanSeptember 9, 2026 | 9:57am -
Lori Loughlin Is Headed Back to CourtBy Claire GuinanSeptember 8, 2026 | 4:38pm - More