The Essential List – Restaurants That Matter

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Way back in the Stone Age (six years ago), before America became a post-literate society, we wrote a guidebook about Las Vegas’s 52 Essential Restaurants. These days the internet is awash in clickbait, ragebait, and videos telling you where to eat. Rather than engage with influencers and idiots (pardon the redundancy), we prefer to revert to our wheelhouse and highlight the restaurants that count — those eateries forging their own path, founded on passion and pride, delivering the goods daily, and dedicated to their customers, not algorithms or Insta-fame. Restaurants that have made a mark (or are in the process of making one). Restaurants that stand for something.

Rather than bore you with actual reviews which dive deeply into what makes a restaurant good (Who has time for those anymore when we’re busy doomscrolling?), our list will have capsule summaries appropriate to a society with the attention span of a goldfish.

Fair warning: if you’re the type who lusts for Carbone, pines for chicken parm, or swoons for a res at Golden Steer*, stop reading now — these restaurants are too good for you.

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DOWNTOWN:

ADA’S

As good as food and wine gets in our humble burg.

BAR BOHEME

French food downtown once made as much sense as fine wine on Fremont Street. Because of BB, it now fits right in. Vastly improved, with a killer happy hour.

CARSON KITCHEN

We’ve always loathed the space, and loved the cooking. But every DTLV restaurant owes a debt of gratitude to this one.

ECHO TASTE AND SOUND

Go for the vibe; stay for the food.

ESTHER’S KITCHEN

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The major domo, the big cheese, the granddaddy/pioneer of all good things to eat on Main Street — now so busy no one goes there anymore.

*GOLDEN STEER

The food isn’t worth the wait, but there’s no denying its iconic status.

LETTY’S ON MAIN

Leticia Mitchell is a force of nature, her tacos are great, and she single-handedly rescued the Old Sombrero building on Main Street. The City of Las Vegas should name a street after her.

MAIN STREET PROVISIONS

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A restaurant run the right way. Where the customer comes first, and the owner is there every night, taking care of everyone.

OSCAR’S STEAKHOUSE

We wish we loved the hotel as much as we do Ben Jenkins’ steaks, chops, fries, and cheeseburgers.

MAE DALY’S

Old Vegas decor, oodles of charm, and foie gras worth fighting for.

PUBLICUS

Eye-popping pastries, sumptuous coffee, and serious savories in the worst location in the history of Sin City.

1228 MAIN

Next-level breads, croissants and cookies, with a menu that doesn’t always excite, but never disappoints.

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CHINATOWN:

AMADOR

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The Food GalÂŪ considers Oscar Amador Edo the best chef in town, and you won’t find me arguing with her. You’ll find me arguing a lot every week with the fangirl pictured above on Las Vegas’s favorite food podcast: Eat. Talk. Repeat.

AROMA LATIN AMERICA COCINA

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Steve Kestler’s move to Chinatown is not without its challenges, but the inventive, pan-Latin menu he cranks out is in a league of its own.

CHENGDU TASTE

We knew Sichuan food was here to stay when this SoCal import showed up.

CHINA MAMA (main location)

Xie xie for teaching a Chinese culinary backwater all about xiao long bao.

8 OZ KOREAN STEAKHOUSE

Until COTE arrived, the only Korean beef emporium worth its sirloins.

IZAKAYA GO

Popular accessible, and the perfect intro into izakaya eating (and drinking).

LAMAII

Our go-to Chinatown Thai…with remarkable wines.

KABUTO

Our last visit felt very formulaic (the price of popularity, one supposes), but there’s no denying its impact on our sushi scene.

KAISEKI YUZU

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Kaoru Azeuchi’s food is by turns subtle and spectacular (no mean feat that), and a seasonal meal at his Spring Mountain Road hideaway is one of the most unforgettable experiences you can have in Las Vegas.

MONTA RAMEN

Our first authentic ramen restaurant is still one of the best. (Pro tip: go at mid-afternoon for easy seating; peak times are a bitch.)

NAKAMURA-YA

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Kengo-san’s waafu (Tokyo-style) pasta is the best budget meal on Spring Mountain Road, with noodles that beat some Italians at their own game.

PARTAGE

It’s no secret I’ve had it with tasting menus, but that doesn’t sway me from saying Yuri Szarzewski’s creations set a new standard for local restaurants. (You’ll usually find us in the champagne bar enjoying his equally stunning small bites.)

PHO SAIGONESE

Packed with fellow travelers right out of the chute–  our best Vietnamese also excels at service, and easy ordering off a wonderful picture menu.

RAKU

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If chefs were warriors, Mitsuo Endo would be the Seii Tai-Shōgun of Chinatown — which means “barbarian-quelling generalissimo” — because he single-handedly brought Japanese refinement to the vulgarians of Vegas.

SHANGHAI TASTE

Get the XLB soup dumplings, and the noodles and the pan-fried dumplings (Sheng Jian), and the cold ox-tongue, and the spicy wontons, and any of the soups and thank me later.

SPARROW + WOLF

There are two restaurants in town that the long -suffering Food GalÂŪ is always nagging me to go back to, and this is one of them. (Amador, above, is the other.)

YEN VIET KITCHEN

Our Viet hidden gem is in hiding no longer (thanks to a Michelin Bib Gourmand recommendation), but the pho, banh xeo, and goi cuon are as righteous as ever.

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(Gino and Rosalba Ferraro haven’t aged a day)

THE ‘HOODS

AMARI

Almost overnight, Nicole Brisson turned this also-ran into a contender.

ANIMA BY EDO

The only thing wrong with this restaurant is it’s too far from my house.

CAFE BREIZH

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Still the champion pastry-maker in the valley. No one does the French classics as well. Great crepes, sandwiches and galettes, too.

FERRARO’S

When the rest of Vegas was drowning in meatballs and cheap cheese, the Ferraro family showed us the way — and have been doing so, at a mind-boggling level of consistency, since 1985.

ELIA AUTHENTIC GREEK TAVERNA

More authentic Hellenic than Hera herself, and as Greek as Zorba — Elia is a gem of a taverna, cooking washed down with remarkable Retsina….or if you wish…. a superior Assyrtiko.

HAYWORTH

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Alex Reznik has brought Henderson back from the brink. And why “back from the brink” we mean saved it from its consignment as a complete culinary catastrophe.

LA STREGA

Gina Marinelli took a chance in franchise-land (amidst the godforsaken west Flamingo chain restaurant jungle) and stuck the landing.

LOTUS OF SIAM (both locations)

Despite all the legal sturm und drang, still the most famous Thai restaurant in town, and maybe America, with authentic northern Thai food that never falters.

MILPA

Las Vegas is lousy with leoparding these days, overflowing with ferment nerds and consumed with cornicione. But twenty years ago, people were still getting excited over double-stuffed crusts, and other such nonsense. Then Settebello showed up and showed us how it is done. And we’ve never looked back.

SIGNORA PIZZA

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Wood-fired pies from an award-winning master pizzaiolo Floriana Pastore. What Settebello started over twenty years ago, this signora has taken to eleven.

TAMBA

Game changer. Indian cooking like Vegas had never seen before. So good every galloping gastronome in town now makes multiple pilgrimages to Tommy Bahama land to eat there.

THE BLACK SHEEP

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Jamie Tran’s Asian-fusion food is everything you want in a local restaurant: personal, intriguing, eye-catching, lip-smacking and moderately-priced.

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THE STRIP:

BAZAAR MEAT

Our best steakhouse.

CIPRIANI

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Best service in town.

COTE

Incredible Korean ‘cue that doesn’t break the bank (unless you go nuts).

DELMONICO

An institution that, unlike most institutions, shows no signs of age. Also, open for lunch!

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Every budding epicure should experience this cozy little molecular cooking show at least once.

ESTIATORIO MILOS 

Still the best seafood restaurant in town, which is sort of like being the best surfer in Kansas. Srsly….the fish are all top notch and as fresh as desert seafood can be….at a price.

L’ATELIER DE JOËL ROBUCHON

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Everything changed in ‘o5 when JoÃŦl and his brigade de cuisine arrived at the MGM. Methinks he’d still be proud of their performance.

JOËL ROBUCHON

Chef Eleazar Villanueva and GM Sean Christopher still run the tightest, friendliest, most extravagant ship in the haute cuisine business.

MAROON STEAKHOUSE

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Somehow, the Sahara Hotel did the impossible: found the ideal replacement for Bazaar Meat — a charismatic Nigerian-Caribbean-American chef with critically-praised street cred, willing to challenge steakhouse preconceptions, and blow your socks off with curried goat agnolotti, jerk chicken and  rum-aged steaks. Now if only they’d turn the f**king music down.

MATTEO’S

An almost perfect Italian ristorante, featuring handmade pastas so astonishing you’ll think you’re in Italy. The analogy is a bit strained (since both are large, successful hotel restaurants), but the food at Matteo’s is to Carbone what the competing ristorante were to each other in “Big Night.”

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Big box Asians aren’t our thing, but there’s no denying the pulchritude of this Peking duck.

PETER LUGER

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Pro tip: the “Steak For Two” really feeds four, and the “Steak For Four” could feed an NFL offensive line.

RESTAURANT GUY SAVOY

A French haute heavyweight, still a marvel of refinement, with similar gastronomic chops to Robuchon. Perhaps a bit less over-the-top than its competitor, but with a treasure trove of a wine list. When GS and JR finally leave us, the Las Vegas Strip will revert to having all the destination dining cache of Orlando, Florida.

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Soooo not necessarily a “best of” list, although you’d be hard pressed to leave any of these off such an undertaking. Some of our faves didn’t make the cut (Wild Fig, ENDO, Toridokoro Raku, Ellie’s, Good Pie, Brezza, Stubborn Seed… ) as  we can’t summon the argument for them being as “important” to our dining scene. But maybe you can and we’d love the debate.

What also grabs us is a total lack of interest in most of the Strip. Entire hotels that used to be culinary powerhouses (Bellagio, Mandalay Bay, Palms, et al) these days don’t merit much more than a shrug. Perhaps we are destined to become another Orlando, albeit one with bigger sports books and better slot machines.

We have lived through extraordinary times. Las Vegas’s restaurant revolution was unlike anything any American city had ever seen. For almost two decades  (1998-2015), our hotel/casinos were in a gourmet arms race, trying to outdo each other to see who could make the biggest splash with its flashier lineup of chefs and dining rooms. But entropy was inevitable. Leases expire and tents get folded. Boomers fueled this revolution and they too are riding into the sunset. Enjoy these 56 “restaurants that matter” while you still can. None of them will be around forever.

Cheers!!

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Chinatown Census 2026 – with ratings

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We’ve been a Chinatown nut since 1995. To understand why, you have to remember that thirty years ago, the local restaurant scene, to the extent it existed at all, was dominated by strip mall Italians and steakhouses so lame that a double-stuffed baked potato was considered a big deal. Regional Chinese cooking was unheard of, and Spring Mountain Road was famous only for its potholes.

Into this sorry state of culinary affairs stepped the Chinatown Plaza, with multiple venues featuring everything from Chinese bbq (Sam Woo’s) to Shanghai dumplings to live seafood in tanks. It was looked at more as a curiosity than a gastronomic destination for over a decade. Desperate for anything that broke the Vegas restaurant mold, we not only ate it up (literally) from the get-go, but also wrote the first article about it (featuring the 99 Ranch Market) for Las Vegas Life magazine. All of this is to say our love for the place runs deep, and we unapologetically assert that no other gwailo has spent as much time there as we have.

Our Chinatown Census Crawl 2026 is the kind of dumb-ass undertaking only a restaurant obsessive would do (GUILTY!) — given the recent explosive growth which renders an accurate census akin to herding cats, even as they are spitting out litters.  Undaunted, we have spent the last month walking every square inch of Spring Mountain Road (and its side streets) to get an firm count of what will always be a moving target –and to give you updated ratings of all the sit-down restaurants we deem worthy along this three mile stretch.

Keep in mind this was after having done pretty much the same thing (in a more relaxed fashion) for the past thirty years. ;-)

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A few random notes about our methodology, results and conclusions before we get to the ratings:

> For those interested, Chinatown.com dropped its own census last month, but we daresay it was done (mostly) from the comfort of a computer screen. Their count was 248 restaurants/food service outlets, so there is a slight disagreement between us. We attribute this to some closures of some small places they counted, and few tiny storefronts we probably missed.

> Thirteen years ago we did a similar survey, but no one but us really cared. Back then, we counted 110 restaurants, of which we had eaten in 92. As of March 1, 2026, we counted 239 food service outlets, with 169 of those representing real, full-blown restaurants (not tea/dessert shops) coming from six Asian cuisines. Sprinkled among them are a handful of non-Asian places (Partage, Sparrow+Wolf, Amador, et al) who have caught the wave and enhanced the culinary reputation of the neighborhood in the process. No matter whose count you accept, we can all agree that the growth here has been explosive and has more than doubled in the past decade. With all of this in mind, here are a few random thoughts, starting with some unavoidable negativity:

> A LOT of the growth has been in quantity, not quality. Tea shops come and boba — all using the same playbook and appealing strictly to downmarket customers. Trying to catalogue them is a fool’s errand, as many have the half-life of a banana. Sturdier, but no less depressing has been the infestation of seafood slop (e.g. Hot & Juicy Crawfish, et al) and “claw shops” — many of which serve snacks and the ubiquitous tapioca teas to go with the stupidest waste of time since slot machines.

> The dumbing down of Chinatown doesn’t stop with shitty fish, arcades, and super sweet drinks. In lock step with its teenage-i-fication has been the proliferation of AYCE sushi, bottomless Korean bbq, and hot pots galore. Cheap eats has always been the watchword here, but this race to the bottom now threatens to overwhelm the authenticity which made the place famous.

> In this same vein, Big Asian $$$ has planted its corporate REIT paw foursquare along SMR, with big plazas aplenty  (about 20 right now) and more on the way.

> Most of these are filled with logos, chain links, and franchises already familiar to the East Asian diaspora — the better for investors to cash in while elbowing out the mom and pops.

> The best places to eat are still locally-owned (with a few exceptions), but you either have to have a keen eye, the nose of a pan-Pacific bloodhound, or a special friend (RAISES HAND) to help you find them. Rule of thumb (with exceptions): The flashier the signage, the worse the food.

> Biggest surprise: It’s called Chinatown (based upon the original plaza constructed in 1995), and but Japanese restaurants now predominate (58 spots/34% of the total), with China (36/21%)  and Korea (35/21%) neck and neck for second place among all the Asian eateries. Vietnamese (17/10%) and Thai (8/5%) bring up the rear, while India, Hawaii, and the Philippines are almost invisible. Indonesian/Malaysian food, which used to boast several options, is nonexistent.

> Of the final 239 restaurants counted (including all the dessert and tea shops), I have eaten in 139 (or 58%) of them. (Standing offer: find me anyone who’s eaten in more of Chinatown than I have over the past 30 years and I’ll buy both of you lunch. And by lunch I mean a good lunch.)

> Of course, the final counts are interesting, but given our place in the Las Vegas food firmament, tea needs to be spilled, judgments decreed, and restaurants ranked. So below are the top options up and down Spring Mountain Road. Highly subjective, of course, but also thoroughly researched, for over thirty years. We don’t rate anything we haven’t tried, and most (the vast majority, in fact) have been visited multiple times.

Here is the ratings breakdown and legend, and, as usual, everything comes with the Being John Curtas/Eating Las Vegas guarantee: All opinions valid or your money back!

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Excellent. Highly recommended. Often at a price:

Aburiya Raku – Japanese pioneer Mitsuo Endo still sets the izakaya standard.

Amador – Oscar Amador Edo’s take on Spanish-Latin fusion is casual, intimate, and a blast of fun and flavor.

China Mama (original location) – The OG of Chinese pastries is still the best, and we’ve never had anything on the rest of the menu we didn’t love.

8 Ounce Korean Steakhouse – The proper, top-shelf antidote to all the bargain basement beef which has infected the boulevard.

Endo – Exclusive (six seats/twice nightly), very expensive, and magnificent.

Kaiseki Sanga  – Dinner and a show, aimed at those who eat by Instagram, but even serious sushi hounds will find plenty to love.

Kaiseki Yuzu – Elegant, subdued, refined, like a small slice of Shinjuku tucked away where only the aficionados can find it.

Kame – Serious stuff at a serious price, not advised for anyone allergic to truffles, caviar, or gold leaf with their fish.

Le Club by Partage – Casual, champagne-focused adjunct to its epicurean sibling next door, serving slices and sips of France before or after your sushi.

Partage – We’re so over tasting menus (#grumpyoldman), but there’s no denying Yuri Szarzewski’s seasonal menus are some of the tastiest in town.

Shanghai Taste – Everyone claims the best xiao long bao, but Jimmy Li’s are the only ones we dream of.

Sparrow + Wolf – No one thought a gastronomic, non-Asian restaurant could succeed in Chinatown until Brian Howard proved them wrong. Simply stunning Asian-inflected, Euro-American bistro cooking, also with one of the best steaks in Vegas.

Yui Edomae Sushi – If pristine, Tokyo-style fish on rice is your thing (without the pyrotechnics and cartwheels of its competition), then locate this demure door off of Arville Ave. and enter a world of sushi like it’s supposed to be.

 

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88 Noodle Papa

Banchan (take-out only, but our Korean friends swear by it)

BBQ King

Capital Seafood

Cō Anh

Crown Bakery

Fuku Burger

Gabi Coffee

Gyu Sandos

Hobak Korean BBQ

Honey Pig

Ichiza

It’s Izakaya

Kare Japanese Curry

Kung Fu Thai & Chinese

Moobongri Soondae

Noodlehead

Oonigiri Okinawa

Pho Kim Long

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Q Bistro

Ramen Show

Ramen Sora

Ramen Tatsu

Roma Deli (only if you insist upon eating Italian in an Asian neighborhood)

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POP! CafÃĐ (ignore the kids, get the pizza ∧, and thank us later)

Shigotonin

Shinjuku Ramen

Silver Lake Ramen

Taiwan Deli

Tang Tang Tang

Ten Seconds Yunan Rice Noodle

Xiao Long Dumpling

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Japanese restaurants

Top 3:

Aburiya Raku

Endo

Kaiseki Yuzu

888 Japanese BBQ Premium AYCE

Chamon

Chubby Cattle A.Y.C.E. Japanese BBQ

Chubby Skewers

EKI Ramen

Endo

Gyu Sandos

Hachi Izakaya

Hanare Ichiza

Hashi Ramen

Ichiza

Imperial Sushi Seafood Buffet

It’s Izakaya

It’s Sushi

Izakaya Go

Kabuto

Kaiseki Yuzu

Kame

Kare Japanese Curry

Kaya Sushi

Kura Sushi

Mikiya Wagyu Shabu House

Miu Japanese BBQ

Monta Noodles

Nabe Hot Pot

Nakamura-Ya

Neko AYCE Sushi & Massage

Neko Supremo

Nisei Bar & Grill – Gastro Pub

Oden Spicy Hot Pot

Oonigiri Okinawa

Pepper Lunch

PokeMan

Raku Izakaya

Ramen Boys

Ramen Show

Ramen Sora

Ramen Tatsu

Sakura Sushi

Samurai Japanese BBQ

Sanga Kaiseki

Sapporo Revolving Sushi

Shabu Rokka

Shabuya

Shigotonin

Shinjuku Ramen

Shin-Sen-Gumi

Shokku Ramen

Silver Lake Ramen

Sumo A.Y.C.E. Sushi

Sushi Time

Taru Sushi

Ton Shou Katsu & Izakaya

Tora Japanese Katsu 7 Curry

Yama Sushi

Yohama Noodles

Yui Edomae Sushi

Zen Japanese Curry

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Chinese restaurants

Top 3:

China MaMa (Original location)

New Asian BBQ 

Palette Tea Lounge

88 Noodle Papa

All Seasons

Asian BBQ & Noodle

BBQ Garden Chinese Kitchen

BBQ King

Bowl of Fortune

Capital Seafood

Chengdu Taste

China Mama – (original location)

China Mama – (Shanghai Plaza)

Chubby Cattle Mongolian Hot Pot

Dan Noodle

Dim Sumlicious

Fish With You

Fortune

Hong Kong Garden

Hong Lou

Hot Point Malatang Hot Pot

Hunan Rice Noodle

Malatown

New Asian BBQ

Noodle Pot

Noodlehead

Palette Tea Lounge

Pot Master

Pot On Fire

Rice To-Go

S K Seafood

Shanghai Taste

Special Noodle

Taiwan Deli

Ten Seconds Yunnan Rice Noodle

The Noodle Man

Xiang Wei Xuan

Xiao Long Dumpling

Yunnan Tasty Garden

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Korean restaurants

Top 3:

8 Ounce Korean Steakhouse

Tang Tang Tang

Yi’s Traditional Korean Beef Soup

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777 Korean Restaurant

8 Ounce Korean Steakhouse

888 Korean BBQ A.Y.C.E.

Banchan

BBQ Chicken

Bul & Gogi Korean BBQ

Captain 6 Hot Pot & AYCE Korean BBQ

ChoJang Korean Hot Pot

CrunCheese

Doya Korean Pancake

Garionban Korean Restaurant

Hobak Korean BBQ

Honey Pig

Hot Tofu

Hwaro 2 Korean AYCE

Hwaro Korean AYCE

Jin Jin

Jinju Gomtang Korean

Jjamppong Zizon

K Chiken

Korean Garden

Lee’s Korean BBQ

Master Kim’s Korean

Moobongri Soondae’

Mr. BBQ Korean P.A.Y.C.E.

Mr. Tofu

Nalsoo Korean BBQ

Q Bistro

Seoul Korean Restaurant

Seoul Tofu

Tang Korean

Tang Tang Tang

Tofu Hut

Yi’s Traditional Korean Beef Soup

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Vietnamese restaurants:

Top 3:

Pho Saigonese

Yen Viet Kitchen

Cð Ahn

Baguette Factory & Euro-Asian Sandwiches

Lee’s Sandwiches

Pho Beyond
Pho Thanh
Viet Noodle Bar
Pho 79 DC
Pho & More
Pho 90
Pho Vietnam
Pho Kim Long
Pho Bac Bac
Pho Concept (Pho So 1)
Pho 7
Dan Han Banh Mi

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Thai Restaurants:

Top 3:

Jipata

Lamaii

Weera Thai (Shanghai Plaza)

Bangkok Street Food

Jipata

Kao Gang Thai Food

Kung Fu Thai & Chinese

Lamaii

Lulla Bar Thai Fusion

Weera Thai

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…from the Chinatown Boyz:

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THE JADED BOOMER RESTAURANT CRITIC

HIS VIBE: Perpetually fascinated and bored by all things gastronomic.

HIS STYLE: Straight from J. Press and Brooks Brothers: Khakis, linen and seersucker in summer; blazers and button-downs in winter, plus the occasional ascot to announce he no longer gives a shit.

LIFE STORY: Status as attorney and six-figure income wasn’t enough, so decided to turn his avocation into the ultimate side hustle. Three wives and four law firms later, still wondering whether it was worth it. Now in semi-retirement, he podcasts (who doesn’t?), rants about no one reading anymore, and otherwise spends his waking hours obsessed with lunch, the ripeness of the Camembert, and idiot influencers.

HABITAT: Secluded Parisian bistros, impossible-to-find Venetian trattorias,  obscure wine bars, recherchÃĐ sushi parlors, abstruse Spanish steakhouses, with the occasional foray into the French Michelin firmament, even though he’s “been there, done that.” Locally, anywhere the waters part when he enters the room.

WHAT HE ORDERS: Only the classics now: cacio e pepe, steak frites, crÊpes fourrÃĐes aux oeufs brouillÃĐs au Parmesan… the better to see if the chef is “on his game.”

WHAT HE DRINKS: Wines you can’t pronounce made from grapes you’ve never heard of.

OVERHEARD: “Spare me your Michelin starf**king and 50 Best bullsh*t, Gagnaire hasn’t been the same since he left Saint Etienne.”