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The Best Quotes from Ski Testing

Some gear review forms, like this one, are more entertainment than anything else. 📸 Liam McGee

Somehow, our team here at Backcountry is already working on the third issue of the year. And despite our Gear Guide going to print just a couple of days ago, the process of writing that issue feels like ages ago. That’s partly because it was ages ago and partly because I’m definitely not super ADHD.

But one part of the Gear Guide has stuck with me. It’s actually a page we didn’t publish called “Shit Testers Say.” Because, well, some of our gear testers say crazy shit. So instead, here’s a few of our favorite unhinged quotes from our Gear Test (that also seem appropriate-ish):

“Certainly won’t turn your panties into a moist towelette, but they achieve the do-it-all touring board that covers most of the resort and BC with a single checkbox.” —Cookie

“Best for someone who remembers Deep Throat the Movie.” —Becca

“A ski that didn’t really care about me as a person.” —Ethan

“Felt like trying to turn a Ram truck into a compact spot,” —Eva

“Skis like an actual ski (not some lifeless lightweight bullshit people in skintight aerodynamic tights that show off their strangely well-shaped butt ski).” —Chris

“This felt like it belonged on a bluebird day in Chamonix while walking up a hill, cigarette in hand, talking about your free healthcare.” —Zander

If you want to read more quotes like this, paired with critical thinking, subscribe by September 30 to get the Gear Guide as your first issue of the year.

—Liam

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